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Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/31/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended



Genre: Anal

Director: Pat Myne

Cast: Tracey Lain, Benjamin Bratt, Sabrine Maui, Lee Stone, Sophie Evans, Mark Davis, Frank Gun, Victoria Sin, Manuel Ferrara, Mandy Bright, Claudio Meloni, Jay Ashley, Mickey G.

Length: 127.5 minutes

Date of Production: 9/15/2003 to 9/19/2003

Extra's: The best extra in my eyes was the 10 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by "The Man" (not credited as Alex Stillwell this time). While it wasn't long enough for my tastes, it did give me a chance to see some of the performers acting like themselves on the set, rather than the usual porn face they put on during the scenes themselves. The other extras were minimal and included trailers, a photogallery, a cardboard case for the DVD box, a cum shot feature (go directly to the cum shots) and some spam.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, the porn industry standard for years, as it was originally shot. While a few scenes had some minor lighting issues that added grain and some slight video noise to the picture, overall it looked pretty good. The audio was presented in stereo English, but the levels varied on the vocals a lot more than I like. If I have to change the setting more than twice of a DVD, I'm not happy and this was such a case.

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Body of Review: If you've seen any of Pat Myne's recent releases for Metro, including Ass Brand New, Ass Slaves, Terrible Teens, Just My Ass Please, or Double Impact, you'd know that he has become one of the company's most valuable assets, providing them with a combination of talent, wit, and attitude that they haven't had in a long, long time. In his most recent release, Assassin, Pat shows a bevy of beauties that all give up their ass to a higher cause; getting viewers off. While the show wasn't perfect, it had a lot to like so read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast and action:

Scene One: Tracey, a blonde with a very lean body and closely cropped hair, wore a white fishnet top and white vinyl short shorts. The hair gave her the look of a dominatrix but her submissive attitude said otherwise. When bent over, her ass looked fine as did her puffy pussy, and she quickly established her skills when playing with some anal toys for Pat. Her partner for the scene was Benjamin, who wasted no time playing with her ass and soon enough was getting head and a rimjob from this nasty gal. He then proceeded to bone her with plenty of anal action and ATM, showing some major gaping for fans. It ended with an anal creampie that she pushed out for the camera.

Scene Two: Sabrine, a cute little gal with the body of a youngster, wore a plaid little outfit that made her look even younger for you perverts out there. She masturbated for Pat and tasted herself (vaginally and anally) before taking on the massive Lee in the living room. Keeping in mind that his penis is nearly as large as her arm, she gave him some really good head, with all the streamers you'd want to see, and he used his trademarked standing 69 on her to full effect. They screwed vaginally for a bit and she participated fully before he took her ass. Granted, he couldn't get his entire length inside of her tight little ass but she took most of it and that was worthy of applause in and of itself. In the end, he rubbed out his load onto her awaiting tongue, which she swallowed like a good gal should.

Scene Three: Sophie, one of the hottest gals in porn and owner of a perfect ass, posed for Pat in a big room as she teased his camera a bit. A yellow fishnet outfit accentuated her curvy breasts and flaming red hair, both of which added to the excitement of the scene. After following the standard formula of playing with some toys, she took on Frank and Mark on a couch. These two porn legends have been around a long time due to their innate ability to provide heat in a scene and this time was no different. While she'd blow one, the other would slam his think, meaty dick inside her pussy or ass. They did do a DP on her but it didn't last long and that wasn't my main motivation for watching this scene. She had fun and it shined through the entire scene that her skills have not diminished since she started in porn so long ago. In the end, she didn't shy away from their loads either although they missed her face with most of their man-missiles. Whew!

Scene Four: Victoria, a gal with long black hair and colorful highlights, wore a gothic styled fetish outfit that looked pretty interesting. She was leaner than the others and had less curves but a lot of guys like this look I'm told. She was just as willing to play with herself as the others were, working her ass and tasting it for effect. She partnered up with Mark and Manuel, both of whom gave her a rougher than average time as they spanked her and used some gagging action to get worked up. They got lots of oral from her and screwed her pussy from all angles before switching to anal sex. She was more passive than most women, allowing the guys to do as they pleased but not really participating as fully as some of us prefer, especially during the DP phase of the scene. She did PTM and ATM well enough and she didn't shy away from the facial, swallowing whatever landed in her mouth.

Scene Five: Mandy, another talented hotty in the porn world for years, wore a red fishnet outfit as she danced at the top of the staircase. She had a butt plug with a tail attached stretching her out for the scene to come. After some more tease and masturbation, she took on Claudio, Jay and Mickey on a couch. She did a lot of oral and straight sex but also a ton of anal sex with DP action. One surprise was how much technical DP action she did, using a toy in place of one dick, since that isn't common when there are enough dicks present to fill all three holes. She also did plenty of PTM and ATM before they unloaded on her lovely face. On a down note, she didn't swallow either but the rest of the time, she was a dynamo of sexual energy.

Summary: I think Assassin is well worth a rating of Highly Recommended for fans of gonzo, high-energy porn. The cast, the direction, and the circus act sex all combined to make it one fanciful trip down the hardcore path. While it had some minor technical issues, none were so distracting as to take away from the heat of the performers and that says it all in a porno like this.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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