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Kiss Me Deadly

Studio: Sin City » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/31/04

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Kiss Me Deadly

Sin City

Genre: Feature

Director: Francois Clousot

Cast: August, Sean Silver, Hannah Harper, Bobbi Eden, Devon Michaels, Chris Cannon, Gia Jordan, Mr. Pete, Steven St. Croix
Non-sex roles by: Haven, Rhiannon Bray, Natasha Sweet, Jason Silver

Length: 96.5 minutes

Date of Production: 1/31/2004

Extra's: I liked the five interviews (Hannah Harper, Bobbi Eden, Devon Michaels, Gia Jordan, and August) that ran for a total of about 21 minutes. Each gal got a chance to talk about various things happening in their careers and the movie itself. The director's commentary was somewhat limited since he (and producer Scott Justice) didn't talk much about anything, even leaving the scenes as they boned. The Behind the Scenes feature by Jason Silver only lasted about 6.5 minutes so it's value was limited. There was also five minutes of bloopers, trailers, a pop shot compilation, ten written biographies and spam.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in non-anamorphic 1.85:1 ratio widescreen, as cropped from the originally shot 1.33:1 full frame. The movie's biggest problem in terms of the picture quality was the weak lighting, which caused numerous problems with the grain and video noise. The color saturation was problem as well and could also be traced back to the lighting. The audio was presented in 2.0 stereo English and had some hollow moments as well as variations in the levels that impacted the show. Most of the problems here could've been solved by better microphones and lighting set ups and I hope future productions do this.

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Body of Review: Sin City is becoming known as the VCA for the 2000's since they are almost as proficient as VCA was in the mid 1990's in terms of making features. The technical issues aside, the company has a contract performer system that allows them to use some of the most attractive gals in the jizz bizz for their movies, including a blonde by the name of Hannah Harper. Her latest release for the company is Kiss Me Deadly, a story about a gal that leaves a trail of death behind her wherever she goes. Here's what the box cover said about this one: "The Story of a Fatal Distraction. Malia is a very bad girl. In and out of woman's prisons for most of her life, she now finds herself back behind bars at an all girl correctional college. A hellish place with long, dark hallways and cold steel bars where everyone is fair game for her endless and outrageous sexual behavior. Getting naked and nasty with the top of the school's faculty and seducing her way through the unsuspecting student body, the moans and screams of her prey echo through the dark halls of the school dormitory as she burns a path of sexual devastation that leaves no doubt in anyone's mind the reason why she is behind bars, and what bizarre encounters still lie aheadů" In short, if you enjoy weak acting and minimal plots to go with some okay sex, read the following breakdowns of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: August, a cute gal with light highlights in her hair, took care of Sean in a bed. She blew him after some foreplay and displayed a modicum of talent as she inhaled his member, using her hands for additional friction. He spent a little bit of time going down on her but most of the time, it looked like he was clueless as to what she wanted (and all the fake moaning didn't convince me otherwise). They screwed in a couple of positions and he finished up by jerking his load onto her face. It was an average scene with little special to recommend.

Scene Two: Bobbi and Hannah, two of the most attractive blondes making porn at this time, had a lesbian scene after a scuffle in the locker room. Each gal went down on the other and fed her juices to her partner, with plenty of rubbing and fingering taking place as well. They looked good together but the scene was somewhat limited in terms of heat.

Scene Three: Devon, sporting red hair and a good sized (fake) rack, had Chris going down on her in mere moments of their session in her office. He spent a lot of time tonguing her and using his fingers to warm her up for the screwing that took place after her decent blowjob. She spent a fair amount of time herself, savoring the meaty taste she loved so well as she kept eye contact to increase the heat index. They screwed in a few positions, mostly modified doggy style and missionary, before he gave her some protein on her mouth and face. It wasn't a bad scene since it had some warmth.

Scene Four: Gia, a cutie that looked a lot like August at first glance, took care of Pete on a comfy sofa. He never let up for a moment as he tasted her stomach and allowed her the pleasure of dining on his manhood. She gave the best blowjob of the movie, deep throating him for kicks, and then putting plenty of energy into her act. He skipped dining at the Y in favor of having her ride his cock like she couldn't get enough. Her ass looked fabulous as she pumped up and down on him and this led to some anal action in no time. She did do some ATM here and the scene ended when he launched his load into her mouth. Whew!

Scene Five: Bobbi, still looking ultra fine, gave Talon a blowjob that rivaled Gia's in the last scene. Aside from her great looking body and beautiful face, she had a lot of sexual energy that flowed out of her. She paid a lot of attention to his signals and let it glisten just long enough before she inhaled it some more. It was the second best blowjob of the movie.

Scene Six: Hannah, looking bountiful with her bosoms hanging down, took on Steven on a couch. She blew him but didn't exactly set the screen on fire in what looked almost like a cable BJ at first. It got better but never achieved the heights of Bobbi or Gia's oral talents. She did ride him with plenty of energy though, which made the scene a lot more fun that I thought it would be after the oral was through. She even took anal for those of you who enjoy it. After screwing for a long time, he popped on her stomach, ending another good scene.

Summary: I thought the sex and cast was good enough, when combined with the decent extras at least, to give this one a rating of Rent It or better. I liked the cast and thought the production values were the biggest factor in lowering the rating since the sex wasn't all that great (in half the cases) to cover for it. In all, it wasn't bad but I've seen much better from Sin City and Hannah Harper.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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