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Blue Angels: The Second Coming

Studio: Simon Wolf Productions » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 5/31/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Straight/Feature

Director: Steven St. Croix

Cast: Kelly Kline, Nyomi Marcela, Lezlie Zen, Eva Angelina, Dana Vespoli, Kayla Paige, Steven St. Croix, Herschel Savage, Chris Cannon, Evan Stone, Dale Da Bone, Micky Ray, Richard Raymond, and Mike Horner.

Length: 2hr 5 min

Production Date: Simon Wolf, 2004

Extras: Disc 1: Feature-=Chapter Selection with Act Access=- Disc 2: Extras-=A 20 minute bonus scene from Blue Angel=- -=5 interview profiles, each about 5 minutes with Kelly, Lezlie, Dana, Steven and Herschel.=- -=Behind the Scenes, Kelly takes the camera around to the various actors. A pretty entertaining feature. We get to see anothe angle of Kelly's disgust at the accidental facial from scene 6 and a good deal of laughs from the always fun Herschel Savage. Runs at a short 15 minutes. -=Gallery=- -=Trailers=-

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is presented in 2.0 and offered very little problem. The sounds were clear and all action could be heard. There was a music track that came and went, but was not overly obnoxious and was subtle at times. In some of the Heaven sequences, however, there was a celestial-like bell chime, that grew repetitve and annoying (particularly scene 2). The Video is in Full Frame color and was only mediocre. Although it was consistent throughout, it was consitently below average. At times there was an excess of light or a hazelike quality. This could be understandable in the Heaven sequences, but stood out all other times.

Body of Review: A virus has taken hold of Heaven's computer system, altering the databases of earth's inhabitants. This has caused a series of corrupt files to become infected, and the actions of sinful humans are falsified and made to appear as angels, granting them admittance through Heaven's gates. Meanwhile, two women running a huddle house are trying to get a donation from the greedy Cynthia Anderson, whom the virus has affected and is on her way to Heaven. Two big thugs, Tough Tony and Joe Doggs, have been sent to correct the problem.

Scene 1: Kelly Kline and Dale Dabone
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal,
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Missionary
Condoms: No
Kelly Kline (looking better on the disc cover than in the film) is Cynthia Armstrong, a selfish business woman with an attitude. When her boyfriend brings a box of chocolates to celebrate their anniversay, she tosses them to the side with something sweeter in mind. After she gets him to lick her pussy, she offers a nice slow blowjob, playing with balls in the process. Kelly does a lot of sexy, dirty talk which is pretty exciting. But the scene is rather tame. Both make a decent amount of noise during the sex, but neither one seem too thrilled with the scene. Kelly's pussy gets nice and wet and she looks amazing during reverse cowgirl. The scene is filmed very well, but the lighting is a bit off and so there is some glaring. I would have liked to have seen the couple a bit more enthusiastic about their roles, and not so stuck in the routine of their acts.

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Scene 2: Eva Angelina and Chirs Cannon
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl,
Condoms: No
Eva and Chris are Heaven's angels, whose job it is to bring the recently deceased up to Heaven's gates. But the duo are anything but angelic, and this is obvious by the first glimpse we get of Eva. Dressed in a cheerleader's outfit, with glasses and pigtails, Eva is one hot girl. Her man grabs hold of her hair like a set of handlebars as she moves up and down his shaft. She does a fantastic job of stuffing his cock in her little mouth and making it juicy wet. Eva screams a good deal as her shaved pussy is pounded. And with her glasses, pigtails and perky breasts she's a total turn on to anyone looking for that schoolgirl image. There are only two positions in this scene and much of it is spent in reverse cowgirl. It's exciting watching Eva's cute body ride a hard dick, but grows tiring after about five minutes. Chris blows his load on Eva's cute face ending a strong, but fairly typical scene.

Scene 3: Lezlie Zen and Evan Stone
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Spoon, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary
Condoms: Yes
An angel (Hershel Savage) is being sent down to earth to confirm Cynthia's Armstrong's good deeds but he is thwarted along the way. The Devil fears that his plan may become jeopardized by the angel's of Heaven, but his lovely mistress, Lezlie Zen, puts his mind to rest by luring him into their bedroom. Lezlie is an okay looking woman. She has long dark hair and an amazing pair of long legs. Along with everything else that is long about her, is her face, which is cute, not very attractive. An older woman with fake breasts, she still knows how to be dirty. The devil sucks on her pussy and ass, eventually cramming half his hand into her vagina. She then sucks on the devils big dick, pushing it deep down her throat until she gags, leaving large strings of spit dangling from her chin. The blowjob lasts for quite a while and gets pretty sloppy. Throughout the entire act, her chin is covered in a sticky mess. The sex that follows is more heated than the scenes before, but I found myself less interested here. I wasn't particularly attracted to Lezlie's fake body or her older looks. She did give a good performance however, especeially when riding his cock in reverse cowgirl. And those looking for a bit of rougher sex (e.g. the fisting and gagging) this scene offers some of that, but doesn't occur as the main focus.

Scene 4: Kyla Paige and Nyomi Marcela
Acts Included: Oral
Positions: Missionary, 69
Angel Tony Maxwell (Steven St. Croix) is sent down to assist Savage with his mission, while Kyla and Nyomi devise a plan to get money out of the greedy Amrstrong through sexual stimulation. But Nyomi is unfamiliar with this and so the two practice on each other first. Nyomi is a cute asian girl with a nice body and smoking little pussy. Kyla does a great job of licking it. Kyla is a pale skinned girl, with nice ass and tattoo just above her crack. Her breasts sag a bit, but she has a cute face and loves to play with Nyomi's pussy. This scene moves rather slowly. The girls spend a lot of time in 69 with only minimal excitment. In one part both gals got into doggy on top of one another and fingered themselves for the camera. This was a great shot, but unfortunately we didn't stay with it for long and they went back to 69ing.

Scene 5: Dana Vispoli and Herschel Savage
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, Spoon
Condoms: No
In this scene, Joe Doggs (Herschel Savage) gets it on with the woman he left behind when he died. Dana is a fully figured woman older woman with a pretty face. She looks like she may be Asian, and has a couple of small tattoos on her belly. Herschel lets her give him some slow, deep throating before eating her out. Dana then climbs on top as he sits in a chair and very slowly puts him insider her. Their fucking is very slow and cautious, but it's a big turn on and we see Dana's wide ass as it slowly moves up and down. While in reverse cowgirl anal, Dana stops moving and rubs her pussy to climax. Herschel finally pulls his dick from her ass and delivers a good sized facial.

Scene 6: Steven St. Croix and Kelly Kline
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, Missionary
Condoms: No
After a lot plot resolution and bad acting we come to the final scene, which is between St. Croix and Kelly Kline. By this point I'm too impressed by any of the actors or the action of the film. And while kelly is a cute gal, I don't think she's that much to get excited over. Her acting is pretty typical, and she doesn't go out of her way to create a persona or do anything memorable. Her scene begins with St. Croix noisily sucking her pussy. She instructs him to stick his finger in her while he does this, and supposively this makes her excited. I can't really tell, she doesn't seem all that thrilled. Although it's not a terribly exciting scene, the couple does offer some decent sex. St. Croix pounds away in missionary and then pulls out to cum on Kelly's stomach. He ends up shooting his load all the way to her face and hair and Kelly tries to turn away but gets blasted anways. She doesn't seemed too thrilled about this and the camera quickly cuts away.

Concluding Words: I'm not certain why this is a two disc set. The video quality is about average for any adult title. And the sound, while clear and well presented, is still a measly 2.0. The first disc contains the feature, while the second has the supplemental footage. But there isn't much in the way of extras that it merits its own disc. The two-disc status and lovely packaging seems to be just a selling gimmick, and I suggest you not fall for it. In terms of the film itself, Steven St. Croix did a fine job of putting together this movie. There are a number of decent scenes here, but nothing truly memorable or with a lasting power. It's a mix between clean, run of the mill sex and some nastier, harcore action (borderline fisting and some gagging). Although not a great title, I do feel it's one worth seeing. I just don't think it warrants anything beyond a Rent It.


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