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Rack Em Up

Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/11/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Rack 'Em Up

Metro/Toxxxic Entertainment

Genre: Vignette

Director: Michael Adam

Cast: Ava Devine, Alex Sanders, Mark Wood, Mark Davis, Devon Michaels, Bella Marie Wolfe, Taylor Lynn, Lee Stone, Daphne Rosen, Honey

Length: 109.5 minutes

Date of Production: 7/29/2003 and 7/30/2003

Extra's: photogallery, trailers, pop shot compilation

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot. The lighting was pretty straightforward and the picture seemed very clear in most instances. Some of the camera angles left much to be desired but I think an attempt was made to capture as much of the fun as possible without interrupting the cast too often like so many production companies do these days. The grain was minimal and video noise well within acceptable levels and no compression artifacts were observed. The audio was the basic stereo English with little separation and low dynamic range but this is down and dirty porn so frills like good sound are the first things to be discarded.

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Body of Review: Metro has long been one of the basic porn producers in the jizz bizz. While other companies focused on features, artistic visions and the gonzo genres, Metro stuck with the basic screwing to apply the KISS principle. While this approach worked for a long time, things change and to remain competitive, the company started getting into the gonzo genre a lot more (with Pat Myne's FusXion line). They still address the basics though and Rack 'Em Up is the latest offering to take a long look at large breasts. Originally titled Nice Rack, the show has a series of unrelated vignettes that have women using their ample breasts, real or implants, to get men off. If this appeals to you, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Ava, a gal with some of the largest implants in porn today, started off by discussing her background in porn. She worked as an escort and isn't in my top two hundred favorite performers but some of you will love her. She then was introduced to two guys, Alex and Mark W., sucking them off like a champion. A third guy joined them briefly (Mark Davis in a point of view appearance) but left once the boning began. She took it in her pussy and ass like someone accustomed to large objects in her body, even doing a double anal (DAP) between her various oral escapades (like rimming the men). They jerked off onto her face and that ended this weird scene.

Scene Two: Devon, the gal on the front DVD cover sporting the fetish attire, showed off her own curvy body and implants. She actually seemed to be in the show for fun as much as the money and after some tease footage, she took on Alex outside. He was a bit rough with her, pulling her hair and dominating her as he saw fit, but she seemed to get off on it. She gave him some titty fucking before a lot of swell oral, demonstrating her excellent oral skills, before he started hammering her pussy from behind. After several positions and a lot of wind noise, she did some PTM (pussy to mouth) action and took a load to her face. It was a pretty warm scene in most ways.

Scene Three: Bella, a curvy brunette that seems more comfortable with sex than anyone I've met in a long time, Taylor, a curvy blonde that seemed willing to try anything and the massive Lee, had a scene in bed. They all got together and licked, rubbed, and fucked in every way possible with the gals spending considerable time licking one another as Lee hammered away at their pussies. Bella was the most vocal of the trio but each of them added something to the mix and it looked like all of them got off at least once with the oral and straight sex. Like all such scenes, it ended with a facial but also had some cum swapping going on.

Scene Four: Daphne, a chunky blonde with large, natural breasts, was up next. Wearing a fetish get up, she impressed Mark Davis enough that he spent a lot of time licking those massive hooters, not caring about her baby fat one bit. She then gave him some warm oral loving, drooling all over his penis and balls but also rimming him a long, long time. She then rode him like a toy but it was apparent that her oral skills were her main strength. It ended when he jerked off onto her breasts and she licked them off a bit.

Scene Five: Honey, a brunette with large implants, was up last. She talked about why she got implants and how she uses them to get men off. On the porch of the large house they were using, she took on the massive Lee who seemed enthralled with her bosoms a whole lot. He licked, squeezed and sucked them like he was fresh off a deserted island. She left her arm and leg stockings on a while and blew him before he started drilling her pussy like he was seeking gold bullion. She energetically met his thrusts in several positions before taking his load onto her lovely face.

Summary: The show is not exactly your top of the line release but it had something at a good price for those who like large tits swinging about. The women were a mix of attractive and single-baggers but few men would kick them out of bed unless they wanted to do it on the floor. If you're into that kind of action, you may like it more than I did but I think such a basic release without any decent extras should get a rating of Rent It.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of many recent porn performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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