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Seymore Butts' Big Boobs in Buttsville

Studio: Seymore Butts » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/12/04

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Seymore Butts' Big Boobs In Buttsville

Seymore Butts Home Movies/Pure Play Media

Genre: Anal

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast: Tatiana, Tom Byron, Devon Deray, Cortknee, Letha, Mark Davis, Kelly Jean, Kymberly Kummings, Ron Jeremy, Mari Posa, Seymore Butts

Length: 124 minutes

Date of Production: 3/28/2004 (box), 12/21/1996 (credits)

Extra's: The only real extra was a bonus scene between Mari Posa and Seymore Butts. As he ate his breakfast, she ate his penis at the table. Point of view blowjobs are far more common these days but this holds up nicely. The other extras were some trailers, a photogallery, and some spam.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot. Like most of Seymore's movies from way back then, it often looked like crap with lighting problems, camera movement, and shadows that caused lots of grain and video noise. The up side to all that was that the sex was rarely weaker because of the piss poor visuals. Seymore's abilities to work the camera improved dramatically after this one was shot so I suppose that gives this one some legacy value. The audio was about what I'd expect of an older Seymore movie; meaning it was in monaural but you could hear the vocals fairly well when the performer's mouths weren't full of someone else's body part.

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Body of Review: Seymore Butts has the unofficial title of being the Crown Prince of gonzo porn and anal to many fans over the years, falling somewhat short of John "Buttman" Stagliano in terms of heat and content. This is not a slight to Seymore so much as an acknowledgement of John's total package in terms of what the two provide and as an early adopter of the gonzo format, Seymore deserves full credit for promoting it as much as he has done. In other words, if you like gonzo porn, you owe Seymore a debt of gratitude. His latest release on DVD is an older movie from 1996, Seymore Butts' Big Boobs In Buttsville. The movie focused as much on chesty women as it did on their round, shapely asses, which has long been a staple of Seymore's works. The scenes were essentially unrelated and if you enjoy older Seymore movies, you'll know what to expect in general terms but here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action if you're interested:

Scene One: Tatiana, a brunette with some nice curves, was fascinated with a Sybian vibrator that Tom brought to her at Seymore's place. This is one of those large toys that sits up on the floor and the woman straddles; something akin to those quarter machines we rode as kids. Her body was nice and Tom mentioned his series from days of old, Cumback Pussy, telling me how old it was (of course, he also mentioned his hometown of Houston too). She rides the toy and then blows Tom, who operates the machine as though it were a Nintendo, getting her off at least once. They then screwed both vaginally and anally with her getting into both types in each position. He popped off to her face and it was a fun scene (although the camera work sucked as often as not).

Scene Two: Devon, a gal with large breasts and a J-Lo hairstyle, was on display in Hustler's Busty magazine as Tom described that he wanted to do her badly. She walked in after he and Seymore played pool and Tom goes down on her pussy with seconds to spare before I grabbed the remote control. He then rimmed and spanked her before driving his pecker deep inside her pussy. While I didn't like all the stretch marks and her crotch looked like it needed a trim, she seemed sexually energetic so I kept watching. She met him thrust for thrust and was soon inhaling his member all the way in. Granted, he's not exactly huge but it was good to see her take pride in her work. After this, she took him anally in several positions, allowing him to titty fuck her to prepare him for that dark, nasty place. Mere minutes later, he came on her pussy and the scene ended.

Scene Three: Cortknee, a cute blonde, and Letha, a brunette with larger breasts and a plain face, took care of Mark on the couch. They started by double-teaming his penis with their mouths, spending lots of time slobbering on it as they sucked him off, and soon enough, he was going down on them. Cortknee had the cuter body of the two but each would appeal to a different type of consumer. After getting them wet on the couch, he got to bang both of their pussies and then went to anal action. The gals participated fully, tasting each other and helping coax Mark's load out at the end. There was some ATM here but nothing like Seymore's later movies and Letha took the facial.

Scene Four: Kelly and Kymberly were the next two gals to play the porno game here. Neither were really hot looking but they had some measure of skill in the sack (and on the floor) as they took on Ron Jeremy for Seymore. It started out with him trying to trick them out of their clothes and them catching him doing so but ultimately they all had the same type of action you'd expect from a Seymore movie. They blew him, allowed him to suck them off, and then screwed in a number of positions, both vaginally and anally. They did ATM and it ended with a facial but the highlight of the entire scene was the general energy level. Sure, they might've been filler level gals but they were enthusiastic filler gals, making some of the others in the movie pale in comparison.

Summary: I liked this a bit more the first time I watched it than the second time, telling me the replay value wasn't as high as other Seymore Butts' movies. The technical issues were too plentiful, the extras consisted mainly of a single blowjob scene, and the cast was not top of the line so I'm rating it as a Rent It. If you're a big fan of these gals then by all means buy your copy but it wasn't in Seymore's top ten releases over the years.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of many newer porn performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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