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Absolute Ass

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/13/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Absolute Ass

Exquisite Multimedia/Venom Digital Media

Genre: Anal

Director: Jordan Septo

Cast: Ariana Jollee, Cheyne Collins, Tyce Bune, Venus, Rick Masters, Renee Pornero, Dick Nasty, Brett Rockman, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Dillan Lauren, Dapne Rosen

Length: 139.5 minutes

Date of Production: 3/18/2004, 3/19/2004

Extra's: The best extra, by far, was the 21 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It wasn't the best BTS I've watched in recent weeks but it wasn't bad for a fledgling company. The other extras included the standard photogallery and a cum shot compilation from the scenes.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot on video. There wasn't a lot of grain this time, nor was the amount of video noise a problem, just the amount of camera movement by the director. It often looked like a home movie, a clear home movie but a home movie nonetheless. The audio was presented in stereo English but the levels varied, the dynamic range was limited and I didn't hear much, if any, separation between the channels on my home theatre set up. To be straightforward though, I thought the show looked and sounded a lot better than many other companies on the market, a testament to the gonzo format (under low budget conditions).

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Body of Review: Exquisite Multimedia is a new player in the porn production business, having just started to carve out a niche for themselves. I haven't seen a lot of their work, this review details my first look at what they have to offer but I think they might surprise a lot of people if they continue improving on what they offered in Absolute Ass. The movie focused on attractive female performers that liked having anal sex for your viewing pleasure (and the money it entails). The basic formula was showing the gal, having her strip and tease the camera, and then having sex, including anal sex, with one or more men. The entire production looked like a one-man operation, much like Buttman started but with higher technical qualities, and if this sounds interesting to you, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Ariana, the lean brunette that has been taking the porn world by storm, Tyce and Cheyne, had a scene on a bed. The scene started off with her teasing the camera a bit outdoors and soon moved inside as the trio wanted to get at it. There was a lot of oral and straight sex with the anal quickly taking the forefront of the scene as the guys banged her hard and fast. Fans of DAP (double anal penetration) will be happy to note that there was an extended section of this going on along with ATM, PTM and regular DP's. It ended when they jerked their loads into her mouth.

Scene Two: Venus, a redhead wearing a slutty red plastic bikini and high heels, did her stint in front of the camera as Jordan discussed what he wanted her to do. She has an attractive face with a lean body, the generic combination that drives porn companies bank accounts into the stratosphere. Her partner was Rick, a guy only starting his journey into the wonderful world of porn tattoos (his right forearm looked a lot like Janine's) but give him time. She energetically blew him and he went down on her just long enough to get her wet. They boned on a couch she continued to use her enthusiasm to grind her hips into his probing penis with her pussy and ass on the line. She tasted it a few times and fans of ATM and PTM might appreciate that more than I did but to sum up her performance; she liked sex for money. It ended with the facial and lasted a long time (over 30 minutes) so fans of hers should definitely check this one out.

Scene Three: Renee, a brunette with a slightly gothic look to her, wore some fishnet stockings, a matching top, tiny leather shorts and black leather boots with a collar to impress Mr. Septo. She showed her goodies to him in order to prepare for the action and I admit that she looked better than usual here. Her partners were Dick, Brett, and Arnold, a trio of meat that seemed completely different yet perfect for her look (combining old, young and foreign). She greedily went down on them, taking turns with this rag tag crew of salami after an adequate amount of slobbing their knobs, they started taking turns boning her pussy and ass. There was a little bit of DP action but she seemed a bit less into the circus act sex than some of the other gals. The good news is that she had a lot of chemistry and warmth here before the facials began.

Scene Four: Dillan, the gal on the front DVD cover, sported all natural breasts with her fishnet top. She seemed like a cute gal that'd fit into a mid-level strip club in a big city. While not exactly the best-looking performer I've seen lately, she was a lot cuter than average except for her large tattoo (seeing a large eye on her backside was kind of distracting). Her partner was Brett, a guy that went down on her almost immediately upon entering the scene, and he offered up his meat for her to suckle at will. She started on him slowly but soon proved her skill at oral paving the way for the straight and anal sex that came afterwards. She did do the usual taste test but also met him thrust for thrust as a good performer will do. It ended with the facial and she was above average in terms of heat.

Scene Five: Daphne, an attractive blonde with large breasts, had some of that baby fat younger gals in the business have. If you like them really lean or fat, she won't be your type but overall, she was built for comfort, not for speed. After the interview and tease, she partnered up with Tyce, who enjoyed some oral and anal sex with her. Her pussy looked inviting too and he gave it a go there as well but the ass was what drove him to distraction. PTM, ATM and agape were all included this time and this was billed as her first anal.

Summary: My interest in the company first got started when I came across them at the 2004 AEE show. They had a lot of stars that were exceptionally friendly and fans were going wild at the live show those stars put on. Knowing such things to be a lot of hype, usually unrelated to the product a company releases, I didn't pay much attention but the basic nature of this DVD was such that perhaps they have a bright future ahead of them. I'm going to rate it as Recommended since the cast was having fun and showed a lot of talent, as well as the technical values (although a steadier hand and better editing would help in the future) being so high. There was a lot of fuck for the buck and I look forward to seeing more releases by this company in the future.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of many performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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