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Legal Tender Vol. 1

Studio: Madness Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/13/04

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Legal Tender 1

Madness Pictures

Genre: Young Women

Director: Andre Madness

Cast: Fallon Summers, Tony Tedeschi, Simone, Van Damage, Haley, Talon, Lilly Thai, Rich Handsome, Gia Jordan, Benjamin Brat

Length: 87 minutes

Date of Production: 1/22-24/2004

Extra's: The only really decent extra was the 15 minute Behind the Scenes feature. It gave a look at the cast and some of the reasoning behind the movie. Most of it was a series of interviews but I liked it nonetheless. The other extras included a slide show and double-sided DVD cover with some spam but I couldn't find the advertised bloopers or trailers anywhere (even as an Easter egg). It sucks when a company advertises things not in the movie, even stuff that you really wouldn't have cared about in the first place (it's the principle of the matter).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in non-anamorphic widescreen with an aspect ratio of about 1.78:1 . It looked like it was cropped to that ratio rather than shot that way, something that makes no sense to do. The picture had significant amounts of grain and minor video noise with a slightly soft focus and saturation problems. The audio was presented in stereo English but was often so hollow that I could hear echoes as I listened to it. The droning music was a hindrance as well and this distracted my viewing pleasure from the movie.

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Body of Review: Porn is known for having a lot of turnover between companies, with people leaving one company to form their own company all the time. The latest guy to start his own company is Andre Madness, who has formed Madness Pictures. The specifics of why he did so are subject to speculation but fans of his past work will be happy to know he hasn't changed a thing (something his detractors will no doubt pick up on in no time at all). His latest, if not first, release is Legal Tender 1, a movie dedicated to younger looking gals that like to have sex. There was only a minimal story behind each vignette so fans of the cast might want to read on for the following breakdown of the movie by cast:

Scene One: Only In A Dream: Fallon, one of the most attractive blondes in porn today, had a scene with old man Tony after getting in trouble for masturbating to her brother's porno's. She fell asleep and apparently, it was a nightmare since he was all she could dream up to satisfy her. She stripped and went to work on his penis orally, showing the loving devotion only a good gal could have. She then rode him in reverse cowgirl style before some doggy and missionary, ending it all with a pop shot of minimal portions into her mouth. She seemed pretty warm here but he's just looking old so the heat fluctuated a lot for me.

Scene Two: Internet Connect: Simone, the gal on the front DVD cover, and Van, a guy old enough to be her father, explored the differences in their ages before they started in on one another. It followed the same formulaic style of oral and straight sex but the droning music track was really harmful to the action (if someone were to get good music to screw to, this wouldn't be a problem but that costs money). Her oral skills were pretty good and she liked to bone enough that she put some effort into it but I've seen her look better elsewhere. She did some PTM (pussy to mouth) and it ended with the usual facial but seemed boring.

Scene Three: Full Service: Haley, pretending she was a massage therapist (of sorts), gave Talon what amounted to a full body rub down with a happy ending. She was cute, sporting some nice breasts and a lean body as well as a girl-next-door look that appealed to me on some level. Neither of them was as sexually skilled as some of their counterparts in other scenes but it wasn't a bad scene to check out at least once. I just wished she would've participated more fully instead of letting him do all the work.

Scene Four: All Grown Up: Lilly, playing a college student, seduced Rich, who played a friend of her father's that she knew for years. They were on a bed and the old pervert took all he could get from her as she stripped and blew him with a measure of energy not seen in most of the gals here (although that isn't saying much). He snacked on her pussy for a brief moment too but it didn't look like he was into it much. They then screwed somewhat mechanically in a few positions before the expected pop shot to her face.

Scene Five: School Sucks: Gia, an interesting looking gal with a schoolgirl outfit and untamed hair to entice men with, had a scene in the living room with Benjamin when they were supposed to be studying. She deep throated him and rimmed him after which he started boning her like there'd be no tomorrow. I was surprised to see her take anal since none of the others did and she had an aptitude for doing it, making this the best scene of the weak movie.

Summary: I thought a few of the gals were worthy of repeated viewing, Fallon in particular, but the overall impression I got from this DVD was it seemed rushed and incomplete. The heat level varied a bit but was on the low side and the gals didn't look all that young to me. I'm going to rate it as a Rent It for fans of the cast but you can likely do better than this release if you're really a fan. I hope Andre polishes up his next release somewhat more than this one, the audio in particular, and provides more fuck for the buck unless the price drops down a lot.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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