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Dear Whore 3


Studio: Legend Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/13/04
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XCritic's Advice: Recommended




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Dear Whore 3

Legend

Genre: Vignette

Director: Jerome Tanner

Cast: Gia Paloma, Joel Lawrence, Brooke, Sascha, Fallon Summer, Nick Manning, Jennifer Luv, Evan Stone, Avena Lee, Chris Cannon
Non-sex roles by: Jerome Tanner, most of the crew

Length: 81.5 minutes

Date of Production: 3/18/2004 to 3/20/2004

Extra's: The best extra for me was the 8 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It wasn't all inclusive of the women and things happening backstage but it was a decent slice of life. The other extras included biographies of the women and a photogallery with some spam on the side.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that it was shot in and has been the industry standard for years. I've seen a lot of weaker movies from Legend but this one looked pretty solid on average with only some grain and minor video noise getting in the way of the fun. The last scene did have some weird lighting but it wasn't all that bad, just different, and didn't cause the scene to lose any major points. The audio was presented in PCM (pulse code modulated) stereo with little separation or dynamic range but for low-end porn, it wasn't bad.

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Body of Review: Legend Video has long been a player in the porn market by releasing a number of titles that grab the consumer's attention, and wallet, so it should come as no surprise that their latest effort, Dear Whore 3, follows in their long standing tradition. They aren't known for making the best features or having the most extreme gonzo productions but they often showcase some of the hottest performers on the market before other companies get a hold of them. In this release, director Jerome Tanner sets up a variety of vignettes where the cast pretend to be famous whores that read letters from fans and detractors alike. If this seems interesting to you, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Gia, playing a character known as "Tori Anus", showed off her assets after reading a gag letter. She then worked in a soup kitchen feeding those less fortunate. Joel was her first customer that claimed to have gone without for three days; without tasting pussy. She jumped across the table in order to save him and offered her own crotch up for his eating pleasure, something he excelled at. After satiating his immediate need, she blew him since she needed some meat of her own to swallow. Her energy level was very high as she bobbed on his knob and gobbled it down, before taking him inside her tight, wet pussy. I'm telling you; if she could ride a horse in a derby as well as she rode his penis cowgirl style, she'd be one of the best jockey's in Kentucky. He finished it off by rubbing a load into her mouth, and a good scene was all over. Whew!

Scene Two: Brooke, a curvy gal with light brown hair and nice breasts, played a blind woman that was introduced to voyeurism the easy way; Sascha wanted to make a few bucks. They kissed on the bed before he went down on her, with her giving him some swell head in return. I liked how she worked the shaft with her hand as she inhaled his meat, displaying nearly as much heat as Gia did in the previous scene. She wasn't as good at screwing either but I wouldn't kick her out of bed unless she wanted me to do her on the floor and after several positions, he jerked his load off onto her face.

Scene Three: Fallon, wearing a hot pink plastic outfit and playing a character named "Candy Cocksocket", had a scene with Nick on a couch. Nick has recently undergone a transformation, cutting his hair so that the other prisoners would repeatedly rape him if he gets arrested (so it seems) and to be frank, it looks better on him. The two made out in front of the crowded party before orally stimulating one another's genitals and then screwing like happy little bunnies. She's a total babe and looked great in the scene, showing some decent chemistry as she rode him hard. It ended in the usual way, with him jerking the jizz onto her face, and I look forward to seeing more of her in the future.

Scene Four: Jennifer, the hotty on the front DVD cover and a popular star at the 2004 AEE Show, participated in Evan's "Toys For Tarts" program with him dressed like Santa Claus and her in stripper attire. After quickly using a toy on her, he went down on the cutie and she returned the favor soon thereafter. Her skill with a cock is very well developed and if we start up a sexual Olympics program, someone needs to sign her up. They screwed vaginally with some chemistry and energy, ending it with him jerking off onto her pretty pussy (not her face). Yum!

Scene Five: Avena, an cute gal with a big head of black hair, was sitting at a diner when approached by Chris who told her what a great throat she had and how much he'd like to jerk off on it. She went along with the program and the next thing you know, the two were feeling each other up on the stool. They were both talented orally and the sex wasn't bad either yet it didn't work for me. I don't know why since she's attractive and knows how to milk a nut but that's how it is sometimes.

Summary: I liked most of the cast and scenes although they all seemed too short for my tastes. That's a problem with reviewing lots of porn, you get used to seeing the best, and worst, of a lot of companies and that leaves some of the mid and lower level companies wanting. I think Legend offers a lot of pretty good porn and this one is worth a rating of Recommended based on the three solid scenes but that's a bit generous so if you aren't a fan of the cast, rent it first. It has some good material to watch with lots of replay value but the overall experience was uneven.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.


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