Okay, forget the FOX channel. If you really want to get a closer look at Paris Hilton, just pick up 1 Night In Paris - perhaps the most talked about celebrity sex tape in recent history.
Potential buyers of this disc, who may have felt somewhat burnt by the Pamela Anderson sex tape a few years ago (a lot of footage, but not a whole lot of sex) need not worry about fast-forwarding through a ton of "fluff" to get to the action. Although the Paris portion of the material only runs a little more than an hour (Red Light District has added four bonus scenes and a second DVD full of trailers so we don't feel "ripped off"), it's almost all sexual fun – starting with the famous night-vision footage, and continuing will some full-color antics...much of which are fairly clear for an amateur production.
Each portion of the video is introduced by Paris' ex-boyfriend, Rick Saloman, who...if nothing else...will make you wonder why rich celebrities fall for guys like these. When Rick isn't trying to act cool, he's vigorously attacking his chewing gum and trying to explain to the home viewer the set up for each of the disc's segments.
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First up is the night vision footage, which has been digitally cleaned-up – removing the harsh green glare and giving it a softer black and white look that is much more watchable. Here, things being with the camera in Paris' hands, as she films Rick's cock. Then Rick takes control of the directing, pumping Paris in the missionary position and giving the home viewers some nice (albeit shaky) shots of the penetration.
After an edit, we find the camera sitting on the edge of the bed while Rick gives it to Paris in a few more positions, including reverse cowgirl and doggy. Sadly, the only real good shot of penetration comes from the reverse cowgirl position, and although it seems like Rick gives Paris an internal cumshot while pumping her missionary, we really can't be sure because of the angle, the night vision and the distance of the camera from the couple. What we do get to see is Paris and Rick getting into some sort of fight shortly following this...Rick is once again holding the camera while Paris is sucking his cock. We hear Rick scream and call Paris a bitch (hmm...I wonder if she bit down?!), to which Paris promptly says "Bye!" and storms off.
Apparently, whatever the disagreement was, it didn't last long as the next segment finds Paris in the bathroom and Rick making disparaging remarks about her (what did she see in this guy, anyway?!). Paris comes off as sweet...although very naïve, and she reminded me of every girl I dated when I was younger when she kept asking Rick to just tell her that he loved her.
Wearing a sizzling-hot pair of long, black leather boots, we get to watch as Rick eats out Ms. Hilton as she relaxes in the hotel room's chair. Moving to the bed, Paris props both of her legs up on Rick's shoulders so he can pound her deep in the missionary position. For the final portion of the video, we get a great close-up of Paris sucking Rick off to completion, including a pop-shot that squirts onto Paris' breasts.
Although it's a solid improvement over the hard-to-see and often grainy downloadable version of this action that has been available over the net for a few months, the video here is still average, at best – with the exception of the bonus scenes Red Light has added to the disc, which are above average for an adult release and quite sharp. The audio isn't anything spectacular, but you don't really want to hear what's playing on the hotel TV while Paris gets busy, do you? As with the video, the audio quality improves vastly with the bonus material.
As noted above, there's also some additional material included on this DVD. Bonus scenes with porn stars Teagan, Taylor Rain, Monica Sweetheart and Randi Wright that are taken from other Red Light releases are included here for your enjoyment. The second DVD in this double-disc set is loaded with 67 Red Light trailers, which will give you a great overview of some of the other material available from the studio.
BRIAN'S BOTTOM LINE
Are you kidding me?! It's Paris Hilton, baby! You won't see this on The Simple Life and you won't be seeing her have sex again anytime soon (unless, of course, you're a smooth talker like Rick Saloman!). Pick it up today and thank me later...now, if we could only get Nicole Richie to make a video with Paris!