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Spring Chickens #7

Studio: Diabolic » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 6/21/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Chico Wang

Cast: Lucy Thai, Soma, Maxine, Fallon Summers, Cris Taliana, Nikki Nite, Lena Julliett, Joel Lawrence, John Strong, Mickey Blue, Tony Meat Loaf, Jay Ashley

Length: 2 hours 33 mins

Production Date: 10/08/2003

Extras: Photo Gallery, Cum Shot Recap, Music On/Off

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. The quality is pretty good, with only a slight grain/blocky touch to the picture. Overall it looks slightly better than most adult features. The lighting was also done very well, with no complaints on my end. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds very good. All spoken dialogue is easy to hear. There is background music, but also a wonderful feature that allows you to turn it off. Very cool.

Body of Review: If you're familiar with the work of Chico Wang, you know what you can expect when he directs a film... some of the nastiest, raunchy, derogatory sex possible. In his latest release in the Spring Chickens series, a series that focuses on relatively newcomers in the adult industry, Chico takes a few of my favorite adult stars and a few others for some pretty hot action. These girls take cocks in all of their holes, as well as cluck like chickens. If you're into seeing girls get thoroughly violated who love every minute of it, you're going to want to follow what comes next. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Maxine
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Double Penetration, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Maxine is a cute little blonde gal with a nice tight body and decent sized tits. She has some gorgeous blue eyes. She opens her scene clucking like a chicken and even pretends to eat a little chicken feed. After a bit of crazy chicken action, she gets fucked by two guys. The oral sex features some pretty hot deep throat action. The two guys really stick their cocks deep down her throat! The sex continues in the same fashion, pretty damn hot. The action in this scene proves to be good, because Maxine really loved every minute of it.

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Scene 2: Soma
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Soma is a relatively attractive gal. She's not the girl I'd like to look at, but she really has some nice action in her scene. This Latina keeps her scene pretty clean, avoiding the nasty anal sex. She opens clucking like a chicken, but does it rather unconvincingly. Her heart just wasn't in it. The action opens with oral sex. Soma does a fine job with the blow job. The sex in this scene is also pretty entertaining. While I may have not enjoyed seeing Soma in the past, this was a pretty good scene in terms of the excitement factor.

Scene 3: Cris Taliana
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Double Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Scissors
Condoms: No
Cris is one of those hot and young Asian gals that everyone wants to see naked. Why? Simply because she's hot. She's been blessed with a lovely body, a beautiful face, and a nice rack. The exciting action opens with this feature's tradition, Cris running around the Diabolic office playfully pretending to be a chicken. The fun begins with Cris taking two guys on with oral sex. She gives quite an intensive blow job, which leads to some hot sex. Still, while I did enjoy the scene, it wasn't Cris's best.

Scene 4: Nikki Nite
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie
Condoms: No
This girl really goes a bit crazy pretending to be a chicken. It's a look that might actually suit her, as Nikki isn't the hottest girl in this feature. I enjoy her big brown eyes, but that's about it. The action begins with Nikki giving the dude a blow job in a very slow manner, taking it deep and very thorough. The action looked pretty damn nice. They follow that up with a bit of fingering, which isn't too pleasant. If you really want to see 4 (and later 8) fingers shoved in her twat, you'll be smiling. Me? Well, it just didn't look that appealing. While it could have been hot, Nikki just wasn't a big turn on. Similarly, the sex was just as unsatisfying.

Scene 5: Fallon Summers
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
I'm not big on blondes, but hot damn Fallon is a looker! Fallon has a wonderful set of blue eyes, a great body, cute face, and some nice tits. She opens her scene stating she's here to fuck, cluck, and suck. Chico then has her do some chicken clucking before the sex begins. The action opens with a blow job, where we get to see her pretty face stuffed with a cock. It's riveting to watch her deep throat and gag during the blow job. The sex in this scene has some really nice bits, specifically the boobie bouncing during reverse cowgirl. Fallon didn't get down right nasty during the action, but she still made the action look really hot.

Scene 6: Lena Julliett
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Lena is a damn hot girl. She has a gorgeous face, small tits, and a really nice body. She's done some pretty dirty stuff with Diabolic and in this scene, she continues the theme. The scene opens with Lena clucking like a chicken in the parking lot. She has a bit of difficulty, as she's a bit embarrassed. Eventually she gets the clucking right and talks with Chico about pointless stuff. The fun takes place in the bathroom, where Joel Lawrence joins up with Lena, by stuffing her face in her mouth. Similar to Down the Hatch #12, she sucks cock like an expert. The sex provides some fairly hot action. The only problem I had with this scene was the constrictions of the action being filmed in a bathroom. It seemed like we were getting the same camera angles over and over, with very little variety.

Scene 7: Lucy Thai
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Lucy is one of the hottest Asian gals in show business. While I can't actually prove that, she sure is damn hot to see in action. This lovely busty Asian opens with a very poor attempt to sound like a chicken and some solo masturbation before she has her dialogue. She actually refuses to cluck like a chicken, because she thinks it's ridiculous. That's fine with me, because I just want to see her get fucked. The fun begins with Lucy having two cocks shoved in her face. She sucks them off like an expert. The sex in this scene is just as gripping, producing a bunch of hot action. Seeing this big breasted beauty and her holes get violated was a definite treat.

Concluding Words: The nature of this title is far too degrading for most casual viewers to enjoy. When I first loaded up this DVD, I almost rolled over laughing. Not because I found it funny to see these girls cluck like chickens, but rather imagining of some people's disgust of this title just made me laugh. The point is, not everyone is going to find this nasty and derogatory film very attractive. Those who enjoy it will definitely find this a good title. If you're like me, it doesn't matter one way or another. Derogatory or not, you're just interested in seeing some good sex and this title will fit the bill.

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