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Myne Tease

Studio: Other » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 6/22/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Hardcore

Director: Pat Myne

Cast: Monica Sweetheart, Holly Hollywood, Gina Ryder, Sue Diamond, Michelle B., Mark Davis, Joel Lawrence, Dillion Day and Benjamin Bratt

Length: 2hr 24 min

Production Date: Fusxion, 2003

Extras: -=Scene Selection without Act Access=- -=Behind the Scenes; Fairly entertaining BTS, including a solo scene with Holly Hollywood=- -=Cumshot Recap=- -=Trailers=- -=Spam=-

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is in the usual 2.0. The sound is very clear and came through with little to no problems. The scenes were all filmed inside so there is a minimum of background noise and all the actors could be heard. The Video is in Full Frame Color. It has an amateur look to it, but despite this the quality is quite good. The color is fairly crisp and the lighting very well done. Camera shots are some of the best. Myne has a great hand at the camera, and cuts are kept at a minimum.

Body of Review: I'm not sure how he does it, but Pat Myne has a way of talking the most beautiful ladies into some of the raunchiest sex. And Myne Tease serves as an example of just that. Filled with anal and vaginal sex, there is nothing but pure filth from beginning to end.

Scene 1: Holly Hollywood and Mark Stone
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, ATM, Facial
Positions: Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl,
Condoms: No
After what is an exhausting opening sequence (it lasts over 3 minutes, includes mixed footage and feels like a trailer) we are introduced to the very lovely Holly. A very cute blonde in pink top and hat pulls up her shirt to show her dark, long nipples. They are already hard, but she tugs on them a bit, and gives them a little tongue and slapping. Holly really is an adorable gal. I like her slim body and bad girl look. But she's kinda corny and childish; calling her breasts 'the twins' and saying 'open wide' when spreading her pussy. Dirty talk is fine with me, but a bit unsettling when the girl sounds like a baby. Nonetheless, I can forgive her because she's one nasty gal. She bends over sticking two fingers in her ass to spread it open giving us only a small peak inside. She then climbs up some stairs and sits on an awaiting butt plug, spitting on it first to lube it up nicely. Holly then squats down on the plug and we get a great shot of it slowly easing inside. After some more dirty talk to the camera ( here it's much hotter, and not quite so kiddish) Holly starts the scene with some handless dick sucking. She produces a lot of saliva and it just about pours down her chin, but the guy keeps pushing deep to the back of her throat. Mark then pulls the plug from her ass and makes her suck on that too before putting it back. Mark does some fast fingering on her nice pussy, immediately after she comes the scene cuts and ruins the energy altogether. The couple do a number of positions and Holly is not only a naughty girl, but also very horny. She gives Mark's hard dick a good strong ride before taking it in anal. She was exciting to watch and despite some of the rougher moments (gagging, choking, gaping, etc) she managed to stay into the scenes and even giggle at times. I was a bit thrown at the beginning by her attitude, but she proved to be a lot of fun to watch and certainly a workup.

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Scene 2: Michelle B. and Benjamin Bratt
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, ATM, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Piledrive
Condoms: No
Michelle B. is another gorgeous woman. Not as hot as Holly, Michelle still looks pretty damn sexy, especially in a full-body purple outfit. Pat talks her out of her clothes, except for her stockings, and gets her to bend over and show her asshole. She's a quiet gal, hardly saying anything to the camera when Pat talks, but this adds a little bit of a different sex appeal to the scene. She lies back on a couch and some guy comes into the scene. He begins by sticking his dick down her throat. He does this repeatedly, going as far as he can go, trying--I imagine--to make her gag. But her reflexes are some of the best I've seen, because he gets pretty deep and Michelle hardly flinches. He sticks a plug in her ass and we get another nice shot of it slowly disappearing. Just when I thought the gag attempts where over, more come. These endure for a few more minutes, but Michelle holds on like a trooper, taking his dick all the way to the base with barely a bat of her eye. Michelle then gets her face planted in Bratt's ass and offers some salad tossing. There is some quick tit-fucking before he climbs on top of her and enters her shaved pussy with the dildo still in her ass. Some hard stuff follows. The anal is interrupted with ass fingering, atm, and some gaping. It's all pretty hot, and although Michelle screams and moans a bit, there are moments when she barely speaks. Not a very touchy feely romantic scene, but then Bratt never seemed to be a ladies man. Hardcore at its very definition this is another great scene. Ends with a meaty facial that she cleans off and swallows down.

Scene 3: Sue Diamond, Mark Stone, and Dillion Day
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Doggy, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Sue is a bleached blonde whom I've seen a few times in film. She has a great body, with nice round behind and long legs. She's not the prettiest babe, but definitely hot to watch. She speaks with a foreign accent, so her English is broken and not really a turn on for me. After some teasing and Q&A from Pat, x and x enter for some tag team blowjobs. This act gets a bit boring as Sue isn't really into it and we get a lot of vocals from the guys. There is also none of the dirty bj action as seen in the previous scenes, which doesn't bother me, but was beginning to expect. Sue lies back on a couch and has her shaved vagina pounded by one guy as the other plunges down her throat. This doesn't look to be up Sue's alley. The guys are all that rough, but they do give her some hard action. A few times she winces are tries to stop. And as she gives the oral it's really just knob slobbing, so it's pretty obvious she's focused on what's happening below the belt. Later on when she has a more controlling position, she gets a bit more relaxed and seems to dig the action. Even then, I wasn't completely excited. Sue is a cute woman, but not remarkable. She looks a bit aged, despite a smoking body, she didn't take anal, and started the scene rather weak. The facial is pretty solid, but she's gasping for air the whole time.

Scene 4: Gina Ryder and Joel Lawrence
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Doggy
Condoms: No
Gina is an okay looking brunette. Dressed in a netted shirt, Gina has a tan body and a large set of knockers. Pat talks her into the usual bending over shot, and we see her spread her but cheeks (oh yeah, nice pimple). She sticks her fingers in her ass and licks them a few times. Joel Lawrence is in this scene, and he gives Gina as much of his dick as she can handle. But she can't take much, only a few inches before she starts gasping. Not too exciting, pretty tame in comparison to the first two scenes. But then maybe the action will pick up once they move into the sex. Unfortunately, it never gets to the level of the earlier scenes. Gina does a good performance and gets pretty worked up during the acts. Especially once, when she jumps off his dick and gets on her knees to give him a quick yummy before climbing back on. It could have been more of Gina's looks--she's not my type--that pulled me back from the scene. She did well and kept me excited. It's just too bad she had to follow some acts that were filled with so much more. As she gets her ass pounded in pile driver, Joel pulls his dick out and receives a quick footjob. It's over in moments however, and not much to get excited over.

Scene 5: Monica Sweetheart, Benjamin Bratt and Mark Stone
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial
Positions: Cowgirl, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl,
Condoms: No
It's no wonder Monica Sweetheart is gracing the cover alone. She's a drop-dead beauty with a perfect body. The scene begins with a picture of her ass, which is small and round with little blond hairs of peach fuzz. She's damn sexy in the stockings and lingerie she's wearing and when she takes it off her breasts, although a bit small, are natural and cute. She begins by giving Ben and Matt some back and forth oral as they sit comfortably on a couch. Mark spends some time fingering her asshole as Ben stuffs his meat in her mouth. Monica only whines softly, even when Matt gets four fingers in her ass. They spend a lot of time fingering both of her holes before moving on to the sex. The action isn't the best of the film. Monica is into it here and there. And even the guys don't put up as much effort as in earlier scenes. The DP is a nice addition, but rather stale; at times they hardly moved. I really dug Monica's cute looks and her sexy outfit. She did take some hardcore action, particularly with Mark's hand up her ass. But most of it seemed pretty typical for her. The guys unload on her face and her mouth for the end of an okay scene.

Concluding Words: Over his fairly short career as an adult film director, Pat Myne has a made a good handful of titles that rank among my faves. He has a way of coaxing beautiful women on camera and into some pretty nasty stuff. While Myne Tease didn't make it's placement on top of the list, it still manages to serve as testimony for Myne's ability. Besides a suave tongue, he has a strong hand and sharp eye for the camera. In many of his films, as he does here, he succeeds in capturing some of the best and most exciting shots I've seen (e.g. the nice, slow descent of the pink anal plug in to the asses of Holly and Michelle--this title) as well as smooth pans and minimal shots. There seems to be some thought behind his work, and whether he plans this or not, it's nice to see someone still giving a damn. With that aside, Myne Tease doesn't fully work only because of it's own strength. It's a bit of a bummer for a film to begin on its strongest note and then fickle slowly to a faint fart. I think that's what this title did when it began with the lovely, nasty and absolutely luring ladies Holly and Michelle, and then moved on to the other scenes. It's difficult to compare one actor/scene to another, and it's a shame to have to. But expectations are natural, and I found myself expecting the next scenes to be as strong as the latter. Despite this, Myne Tease is certainly filled with some rough, hardcore action that puts a lot of films in the dark. I enjoyed it because there was a great deal of variety and some lovely ladies. It might have been much stronger had not the first two scenes been placed so near the beginning. A minor note, but one that might have given the film a slightly higher rating. Nonetheless, those looking for plenty of filthy, unrelenting fucking, this title comes Recommended.


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