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Big Wet Asses #3

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 6/22/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Directed by Thomas Zupko

Cast: Mia Bangg, Vicky Vette, Chloe Dior, Angelica Sin, Olivia O'Lovely & Tony T.

Length: 2 hours 18 minutes

Extras: Trailers for "Slutwomen", "Me, Myself And You", Tales Of Perversity 10", "Inside Shooters 2" & "Big Wet Asses 2",  Bonus Scene from "Big Wet Asses 2", Behind the Scenes with Angelica Sin [16m], Bloopers [4m 10s], Deleted Scenes [7m], Website & More Adult Fun.

Audio/Video: The video is 1.33:1 and the picture was sharp and consistent with most well-lit features shot on video. The audio was clear and presented in 2-channel stereo. Porn fans who don't appreciate a thumping, techno beat might be annoyed by the soundtrack, but it didn't bother me in the least.


Mia Bangg
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal. ATM.
Positions: Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope..
After a brief 3 minute prologue that has Mia showing off her assets, we see Tony sitting in front of a pile of coca...er...flour wearing a hard hat. Continuing the Scarface homage, Mia walks in wearing a robe asking Tony "Is this what you want, Tony?". Tony proceeds to pull out the super soaker and sprays her down with it before shoving her face into the pile of flour on the table. He begins smacking her ass and wetting it down with the super-soaker. After fingering her, he finally slides it in her and give it to her hard and deep while alternately pulling her hair and pushing her face into the flour. After giving him some head, Mia gets on top and rides him. Actually, at the beginning, he seems to be doing all the work. After some more brief head, Mia gets back on top. This time for some anal cowgirl. This goes on for quite sometime before she switches to give Tony some reverse cowgirl action. Once again, Mia bends over so Tony can piledrive her ass from behind. The scene ends with a messy shot to Mia's face.

This scene was BLAZING hot. This is the first time i've seen Mia in action, and I hope it's not the last. Mia's got a thick, sexy body and damn! did her ass look good as Tony was having his way with it. I'm just hoping that, with the amount of flour that was used during this scene, that Mia didn't get a yeast infection.

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Vicky Vette
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal. 69.
Positions: Cowgirl. Reverse Cowgirl. Spoon.
Condoms: Nope..
Another new blonde, another thick ass and even thicker thighs. 

Vicky does the requisite "getting to know you" grind before Tony, who's just finished laying the smackdown on a halloween mask-wearing vacuum cleaner for attempting to take away his big wet ass [don't ask], spots Vicky and begins licking her big wet ass. Once he's done, Vicky gets on her knees to give him some deep head. After he lubes her up, she gets on top for a 'lil 69 action. Vicky then gets on top for some reverse cowgirl before telling Tony that she wants him to fuck her ass. Tony's only too happy to oblige. When she's done riding both ways, there's some anal spooning before Mia takes a shot to her face.

Two for two, man. This was another hot scene. Vicky was was a bit more vocal during sex than Mia, and that made her that much sexier. 


Chloe Dior
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Reverse Cowgirl. Spoon.
Condoms: Nope..
The first thing I notice about Chloe? Her eyes. She has some damn sexy eyes. As for the rest of her body? Just as sexy as Mia's and Vicky's.

Chloe begins the scene dancing solo until Tony, wearing a freaky paper mache mask, joins her. Once the two are done dancing, the mask comes off and Tony attacks her ass; smacking it and spitting on it. Chloe gets on her knees to give Tony some head as he smacks her tits. When she's done, she gets on top for some cowgirl as Tony smacks her ass. Eventually, he begins fucking her ass as she continues riding him. You can't help but notice how red her ass is thanks to all the smacking as she switches up for some anal reverse cowgirl. After Tony lubes her up, he gives her an anal spooning. One brief titty fucking later, and Tony ends the scene by shooting on Chloe's face and chest.

I realize i'm starting to sound like a broken record, but this was yet ANOTHER hot scene. And Chloe was even more vocal than Vicky which made her that much sexier. And let's not forget those eyes. Damn.


Angelica Sin
Acts Included: Oral. Anal. ATM.
Positions: Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl. Spoon.
Condoms: Nope..
Sigh. Sometimes this job really sucks. Another hot chick? Check. Thick, sexy ass and thighs? Check. Big tits? Check.

After talking some smack, Tony walks over to Angelica, who's lying on a table, and begins fucking her mouth. He doesn't even bother with her pussy, as he bends her over and begins fucking her ass. After some ATM, she gets on top of him for some anal cowgirl. After some various ATM, Angelica switches to reverse anal cowgirl before bending over for some anal doggystyle. Following some anal spooning, Tony ends the scene with a shot to Angelica mouth.

What more can I say? While I was slightly disappointed there wasn't any vaginal sex and I don't really care for ATM, watching Angelica fuck was sheer poetry in motion. 


Olivia O'Lovely
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal. ATM.
Positions: Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl. Spoon.
Condoms: Nope..
I see they've saved the best for last. Who the fuck am I kidding? This disc has been great since the first scene. Olivia is just the cherry on top of the sundae.

So...after telling us he's going to take over the world, Olivia appears and Tony quickly buries his face in that THICK ass of hers. When he's done, he stands up so she can give him some head before she gets on top for some HOT reverse cowgirl. You have to SEE this to believe it. Olivia then moves over to a stool so Tony can give it to her in her ass. After some reverse anal cowgirl and some anal cowgirl, Olivia lays on her side for an anal spooning until Tony shoots on her face.

Since i'm a fan of Latinas [and Olivia's], i'd have to say this was THE hottest scene on the disc. However, it also seemed to be the shortest [at least in my mind]. She was looking fine [as always] and those fishnet stockings she was wearing only intensified the heat she generated.


Bonus Features

Behind the Scenes With Angelica Sin [16:00]
Deleted Scenes - Extra footage of Tony with Angelica and Vicky.
Bonus Scene From "Big Wet Asses 2" - Lisa Lee

Concluding Words:

It took ALL my strength not to overuse the word HOT when reviewing this disc. Zupko did a GREAT job assembling this cast of HOT big, wet asses. When I was done reviewing this disc, I expected the DVD to have melted down inside my DVD player from all the heat these ladies generated. The camerawork was great, the action even more so. All of these scenes are well deserving of their stars.

This disc gets a VERY enthusiastic Highly Recommended. The only thing that bugged me about this disc was the fact that Tony was in each and every scene. Did he win the lottery or something?

Jeez. Share the wealth, man.

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