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Limo Driver, The

Studio: Cherry Boxxx » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/25/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Limo Driver

Cherry Boxxx Pictures

Genre: Vignette

Director: Rick Davis

Cast: Kelly Anderson, Tyce Bune, Sue Diamond, Anthony Hardwood, Shauna Banks, Cheyne Collins, Alisha Bizart, Magnum, Taylor Rain, Dick Tracy, Sophia, Barrett Blade

Length: 109 minutes

Date of Production: 2/10/2004 (box), 2/3/2004 (credits)

Extra's: Sadly, there was only a slide show as a true extra. There were a few minutes of bloopers at the end of the movie but not enough to get worked up over. This is one of Cherry Boxxx Picture's biggest failings, no real extras but I'm told they're working on it for future releases.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that Cherry Boxxx seems to stick with. For the most part, the picture was free of grain and only had a bit of video noise but several scenes looked a bit reddish in color rather than having accurate fleshtones. Having watched some really deficient movies lately made this one look better by comparison but overall it was only slightly above average. The audio was presented in stereo English and suffered a bit since the vocals were not evenly balanced. Most of the problem happened in the set up portion of the show, not the sex parts, so most of you probably won't care about the minor problems.

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Body of Review: Those of you lucky enough to experience riding in a limousine on a regular basis know that the drivers tend to be creepy assholes that like to peep in on you when you least desire an audience. They also usually drive like they're being paid by the hour, not by the mile, and this causes many of us a lot of problems when we contract their services for a work contract (for example). In porn however, they are always ready to provide the extra service so many of us want, willingly screwing cute customers with a smile. This is the basis for a new release by Cherry Boxxx Pictures, The Limo Driver. The movie was a series of vignettes that had a male limo driver doing their female clients before driving them off to wherever they wanted to go. The cast was attractive enough to handle this minimalist concept so if you're still interested, read the following breakdown of scenes by cast:

Scene One: Kelly, a lean blonde that looked to be in her mid-20's, seduced old man Tyce as he waited for her to get ready. The two started off by kissing and rubbing each other but it wasn't long before he started going down on her (toying with her ass and crotch for kicks). He never did properly go down on her and her oral to him came after some minor screwing of her tight pussy (director Rick Davis shows pussy to mouth-PTM-in almost every scene he makes). They screwed for a while longer with him spanking her a little before he dropped his load into her mouth. The gal was energetic and showed some potential here.

Scene Two: Sue, another bleach blonde with a lean body and willing attitude, took care of Anthony (who looked like a Mafioso type) in the bathroom. The formula now set, a gal utilizing a limousine service is late getting ready but wants some extra servicing before they head out, these two went at each other like the last couple. There was the usual oral and Sue seemed more vocal but the kind of fake vocals a porn fan is used to rather than the kind we prefer, as he fingered and sucked on her pussy. I liked her all-natural body and energetic attitude towards the scene although I think she looked at the camera too much for my tastes. She also had some potential and I look forward to seeing more of her.

Scene Three: Shauna, a redhead with a curvy but lean body and nice DSL's (dick sucking lips) to compliment her large breasts, had a scene with Cheyne on her bed after stalling him a little. He tasted her cookie for a while and she slobbed his knob but she didn't make the best use of her implants since she should've titty fucked him a bit and didn't. They screwed with him pounding her hard and deep but there really didn't seem to be much chemistry once the boning started.

Scene Four: Alisha, a lean gal with a girl-next-door look to her, took on Magnum on her bed after delaying their departure by changing into nothing. The scene included oral to one another, straight sex with some rougher stuff (spanking and hair pulling), and a bit of anal. This was the weakest scene of the movie, even though it had anal since there was no chemistry and the mechanical sex had little passion. Don't get me wrong, I'd do her for a couple of drinks but neither of them was overly talented (and his penis was hardly worthy of a name like Magnum).

Scene Five: Taylor, the lean hotty that has been all over the internet this past year, had a scene with aggressive Dick. He acted like a prick and she seemed to enjoy it, allowing him to go down on her with some skill on the kitchen counter. She blew him back but it was obvious that he's third tier talent while she's a rising star. They boned with some energy and while it wasn't her best scene this year, it wasn't bad. It ended with him jerking off a small load to her face as he made a lot of grunting and groaning noises.

Scene Six: Sophia, a cute gal with multi-colored hair, seduced Barrett on her couch as he waited for her. He did her bidding by going down on her and she reciprocated with a great blowjob. Initially, she wasn't the most energetic gal of the bunch but she got better as the scene progressed. They screwed like happy little bunnies in a few positions before he rubbed out his load in this warm scene.

Summary: The sex was usually decent with some chemistry, the cast mostly attractive, and the production values pretty good too so I'm going to give this one a rating of Recommended for fans of the cast. It wasn't the best I've seen lately but the basic premise was okay and didn't have too much plot to get in the way of the fun, making it enjoyable for me to watch.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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