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Double Parked 8

Studio: DVSX » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/27/04

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Double Parked 8: Traffic Jam


Genre: Double Penetration

Director: Alex Ladd

Cast: Selena Silver, Joe Monti, Cheyne Collins, Janet Alfano, Robert Rosenberg, Denis Marti, Lisa Sparxxx, Guy DiSilva, Chris Charming, Allyson More, Luigiana, KK, Magda Polak, James, Guy, Ariana Jollee, Jay Ashley, Steve Hatcher

Length: 110 minutes

Date of Production: 1/30/2004

Extra's: While most of you will like the solo scenes with the female cast members to be the best extra (each lasting a few minutes), I liked the 8.5-minute long Behind the Scenes feature better. There were also the usual trailers, cum shot compilation, and photogallery to round out the extras.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that most porn is shot in. The fleshtones were moderately accurate and the other colors fairly well balanced due to adequate lighting and only some minor grain appeared in the movie. There seemed to be several scenes shot under harsher conditions and that threw me off a bit when watching (slightly soft focus, color saturation, and the like). The audio was presented in 2.0 stereo PCM (pulse code modulated) rather than the better Dolby Digital. While most of the moaning could be heard just fine, the audio had a lack of dynamic range and no separation to speak of. This is an area routinely left out of the equation when making porn and that's a shame since it deprives fans of the fuller experience offered with good sound.

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Body of Review: These days, double penetrations are almost a given in hundreds, if not thousands, of movies on the market. Times sure have changed in this regard since it wasn't that long ago when such sex acts were considered circus act sex that was included only in the most desperate attempt to gain an audience when a company had nothing else to fall back on. Competition being what it is, the market has become more extreme, and the latest release from DVSX, Double Parked 8: Traffic Jam, is full of such action. If you like a variety of women doing DP's, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast, noting that the action was pretty standardized:

Scene One: Selena, the lead brunette on the front DVD cover hailing from Australia, had the opening scene. She's attractive in a young gal sort of way (she even shaved for the show) and I liked the all-natural body even if she wasn't the most attractive gal in the movie. She masturbated for the camera and wasn't the worst choice for starting the movie. Joe and Cheyne joined her as she stayed by the brown couch, sucking both of them off in turns. It didn't take long before she took them in her pussy and then ass with the logical DP after that. In terms of heat, she was okay although much of her performance seemed somewhat forced at times and the DP itself didn't last very long. She took a load to her face but didn't swallow and another to her abdomen.

Scene Two: Janet, the cutie on the right side of the front DVD cover, already started playing with Robert and Denis by a beige couch as Alex walked in with the camera. She looked like a younger, tighter version of Kimi Lixxx (with a rounder ass too) and the guys wasted no time getting busy with her. Each took a turn getting blown while the other played with her pussy before the anal with DP began. She gave her performance some energy but once the DP started, she couldn't move much so the heat diminished. She also did some DAP (double anal) but was most energetic when taking one in the mouth and the other in either her pussy or ass. It ended when one guy jerked off to her face and she jerked off the other one there.

Scene Three: Lisa, one of the nicest gals at the 2004 AEE Show, wearing the same corset she wore in the movie, showed off her ample sample and all-natural breasts, letting the director cop a feel for proof. She was also clean-shaven and guys that like women with a couple extra pounds (preferring her built for comfort and not for speed) will like her as much as I do. Her partners were Guy and Chris (essentially the good and the bad, in that order) and aside from some voices in the background, it was a good scene. They each got some oral pleasure and the chance to bone her pussy and ass with the DP pretty energetic. She's a gal that gets more energetic as the sex gets more extreme rather than the other way around like most performers. She took a load to the face and one to her pussy in the end. Whew!

Scene Four: Allyson, a gal with neon red hair like the ever popular Katja Kassin, and Luigiana, a kind of generic gal with a stripper's body, started off the scene by making out together. Neither really appealed to me much and that's more a matter of taste than energy or chemistry levels of the scene. KK was one of the two guys joining them and both gals did the routine here; oral, straight, anal and a DP. Neither gal was effective at heating up my pants and that made me long for someone else to start a scene. The guys ended it by jerking off to the gal's faces but no cum swapping took place.

Scene Five: Magda, a brunette also had a few extra pounds and a sunny disposition was up next. While I liked her attitude, she didn't turn me on in her scene, even though she did everything the right way with plenty of "I'll do anything to get my partners off" style fucking. James and Guy were the lucky duo to tap this gal and her skills at coaxing out a load were very refined (well, in a down and dirty sort of way I guess). They did it all and she was very vocal as they boned her in every way advertised, dropping their loads onto her face at the end. Check it out if you get the DVD but I didn't want to do her a disservice by suggesting she did anything wrong.

Scene Six: Ariana, one of the hottest stars in porn today, was featured on the left side of the front DVD cover. She started her scene with two toys, not wanting to wait for Jay and Steve to come into the room. She didn't seem to mind the guys getting a little rough and even took the two large dildos into her ass at once. Her scene seemed a lot shorter than the others, probably because it was the best in terms of heat, chemistry and sheer pleasure on the part of the performers. She took both loads to her lovely face and that ended the movie. At least the final scene was solid!

Summary: Due to the mixed quality of performers and scenes, I only feel comfortable giving this one a Rent It. If you're a big fan of one of the cast, you'll probably like it better and I thought about half the cast was worth checking out at least one time so give it a look and hopefully you'll enjoy it more than I did. The extras were fairly okay although a longer BTS scene and longer solo scenes would've helped too.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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