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Biker Chicks Cum Easy 2

Studio: VCA » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/27/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Biker Chicks Cum Easy 2

VCA Pictures

Genre: Feature

Director: D3

Cast: Nicole Jordan, Casey Pink, Alex Sanders, Simone, Scott Styles, Madison Sins, August Avila, Alexis Malone, Anell, Tyce Bune, Kim Chambers, Lauren Phoenix, Lee Stone, Dick Tracy

Length: 84 minutes (feature), 66 minutes (wall to wall option)

Date of Production: 11/2003

Extra's: The extras were minimal this time with three short biographies, three trailers, a photogallery, a commercial for a Voice Activated Commercial, double sided DVD cover, and a wall to wall option for the movie itself (where you don't watch the acting parts, just the sex). The ending credits listed a Behind the Scenes feature by Henri Pachard but it was notably missing from the DVD.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color but unlike some other VCA releases, the picture was substantially flawed. The soft focus, the grain, the weak lighting and a host of other flaws combined to take heat away from the action here. The audio was presented in the standard 2.0 stereo English but the music was mixed too loud and the vocals seemed hollow more often than not. I've heard and seen far better from VCA in the past (and I hope in the future) than this one.

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Body of Review: Biker Chicks are stereotypically hot in bed (and the floor, the staircase, beside my DVD shelves and a host of other places) because they often have few limits. This seems to be the case in real life too which is why several movies over the years have tried to capture the essence of the biker chick, with most failing miserably. The latest such attempt by VCA is a little release by director D3, Biker Chicks Cum Easy 2. The movie was a series of vignettes that really didn't have any plot or acting, something many of you will appreciate (at least if you access the wall to wall option). For the most part, the sex was kind of weak but if you're a fan of the cast, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Nicole, a young and cute blonde with a lean body, and Casey, an older blonde, had a scene in an outdoor shower. They started off by rubbing each other as the water pounded them and then Alex joined them. They sucked his dick together after which he snacked on their boxes for a while. The gals weren't shy with tasting one another either but that didn't last long since he wanted to get some pussy. Each gal got a bit of meat and Casey even took a small amount of anal in this fair scene.

Scene Two: Simone, a young black gal, had a slow motion sequence in front of the camera where she teased it a bit and then she started blowing Scott in his mechanics garage. Her oral skills were fair at best but I wouldn't turn her down, if you catch my drift. It was slow going until he turned the tables on her and started fingering her while he rimmed her ass. That didn't last very long and the next thing you know, he's plugging away at her pussy. She was kind of a lump for the majority of the scene and tensed up when the facial came her way.

Scene Three: Madison, a blonde with a stripper body (tattoos in particular) and August, a gal with darker hair and small, natural breasts, had a lesbian scene in the garage. D3's strength is not in his lesbian scenes and this was no exception. The gals went through the right motions by licking and using toys but they had all the emotive capabilities of a brick wall. I'm sure August has done better elsewhere but nothing comes to mind or I'd tell you about it.

Scene Four: Alexis, an attractive blonde and Anell, a young looking gal with brown hair and nice breasts, had a lesbian scene on a pool table where each played with one another. The scene changed into a more standardized one when Tyce joined them, boning each as he was able. Alexis rode his dick while Anell rode his face before they switched out positions. They then fought over who got to blow him and took turns to remain friendly. They screwed some more and did some PTM before a facial with cum swap.

Scene Five: Kim, the blonde on the front DVD cover with the kicking curves, had a slow motion sequence of her own, going so far as to lick her own nipples as she strutted around. Her partner was Grant, a guy I don't think I've seen before and he was okay at letting her suck his dick but not very active on his own. I've seen more life in a stick of wood but she was energetic and seemed to have a lot of skill. Her oral was the best of the show and I only wish she had more screen time.

Scene Six: Lauren, the rising star of the porn world, and the massive Lee had a scene while Simone and Dick did each other in the same room. To be fair, Lauren was the main reason to watch this scene as she wore a fishnet body stocking and showed plenty of energy and chemistry. She likes them big and few are as big as Lee, if you catch my drift. Simone, on the other hand, did all the stuff she was supposed to with Dick but it doesn't take a famous detective to know that she was far less talented compared to Lauren here. Each couple did oral and straight but you can see in a side-by-side comparison why Lauren is worth so much more on the open market place.

Summary: Most of the cast was at least moderately attractive but the heat was lacking in all but the last scene. None of the cast that I'm familiar with were at their best and I'd be lying if I said it was worth a rating of more than Skip It. From the missing BTS feature by Henri Pachard to the missing technical qualities, there wasn't a lot to like here. I'm sure VCA Pictures still makes good movies but this wasn't one of them.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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