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Ten Little Piggies 3

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/27/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Ten Little Piggies

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo, Foot Fetish

Director: Brandon Irons

Cast: Serena South, Manuel Ferrara, Angela Stone, Smokie Flame, Michael Stefano, Kiara Rose, Brandon Iron, Crystal Ray, Katin, Steve Holmes, Monica, Mick Blue, Jamie Brooks, Amber Simpson, Michelle B.

Length: 138.5 minutes

Date of Production: 2/25/2004

Extra's: There were actually a lot of extras this time, something Brandon tends to put into his DVD releases (Yay Brandon!). The first extra was a cumshot recap where all of the male orgasm stuff was put into one short feature. I'm not exactly sure why people like that kind of thing but it comes up far too often for my tastes. The next extra was a helpful cast list by scene. Such lists should be mandatory for companies to provide since they make my reviewing so much easier when there are several people I'm not familiar with (hint: they allow me to spend more time extolling the many virtues of the scenes rather than doggedly trying to identify cast members). The next extra was kind of weird; a short anecdote by Serena South about her feet. Essentially, her first lesbian scene had foot play in it and that was the first time anyone sucked her feet/toes. There was also a short bonus scene where Brandon got head by Smokey with some minor assistance by a blonde friend. This was followed by several minutes of a trio of gals (Jackie, Amber and Michelle, I believe) giving some extra tease footage. Then there was 4.5 minutes of footage with Amber talking about her Ballerina skills, including a demonstration. There was then a written biography for Brandon Irons (his birthday is coming up on Wednesday, July 14th-let's all chip in and get him something). There was then a lengthy Behind the Scenes feature lasting 15.5 minutes long. It was a lot of fun to watch and showed off some of the cast quite nicely. This was followed by 8.5 minutes of photoshoot material, some trailers, a photogallery, and a double-sided DVD cover. Whew!

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot. There were a few moments of grain and minor edge enhancement but most of the time the picture looked crisp and clear. If you like sex with feet involved, you aren't going to notice any problems. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English with minimal dynamic range or separation but the vocals were generally very clear too so they weren't an issue.

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Body of Review: Most people equate Brandon Irons with his rougher edge style of sex movies such as the I Love It Rough series. For the most part, Brandon does seem to like it rough but he also has a soft spot (or is that a hard erection?) for kinkier forms of sex like using feet. Whether it's the scent of the feet, the fact that they have a distinctive odor when dirty, or just the fact that some people are programmed to enjoy using feet like any other sexual organ, it's a recognized practice for a number of people to enjoy this type of thing as part of their sex life (Masters & Johnson addressed this decades ago). The sad part is, except for a limited number of really lame fetish releases that offer little value or quality, fans of this kind of action have been sadly underserved by the porn companies. Brandon is out to change all that with the latest release of his foot series, Ten Little Piggies 3. The show has a lot of foot play and hardcore action so if you like foot stuff, you'll really like this one. For a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, read the following review:

Scene One: Serena, one of the freshest young stars of the past year, and Manuel, had a scene after she showed off her perfect ass, all-natural breasts, and shoes. I loved her lingerie too and wish that were the fetish being addressed here. Manuel initially played with her feet, tearing the stockings to allow her little piggies to breathe. He kissed them and she used them to jerk him off for a while. She then provided some great oral stimulation of his large penis and the energy levels remained high for the rest of the scene. The rest of the scene alternated between him boning her tight box, her using her feet to jerk him off, and some PTM action. It ended when he rubbed out a load to her lovely face (she even swallowed) and this was a great way to start a DVD!

Scene Two: Angela, a 22 year old blonde with size 6 feet, wore a hot little pink outfit that hugged her curves nicely as she waited for Smokie, to join her and Michael on a couch. The couple spent some time with the feet and oral sex as well as pussy sex but Smokie seemed to enjoy the foot action too as both her partners sucked her toes for a few moments. Most of the rest of the scene centered on alternating between foot work and oral/straight (with PTM), something you foot fetish people will find highly appealing, I'm sure. By the time this scene was done, I nearly converted to foot action myself.

Scene Three: Kiara, an 18 year old brunette with metal tassels piercing her breasts, interviewed with Brandon as she showed off her body. She still had the facial blemishes her age group tends to get but also a sweetly rounded ass. Brandon took off her shoes and her oral skills were pretty solid but she also jerked him off with her feet too. The point of view fashion it was shot in seemed really good and it ended when she took his load in her mouth and swallowed. They didn't screw but I doubt he cared given the way he was acting.

Scene Four: Crystal and Katin, a couple of average looking performers wearing jeans and sandals, were standing in the handicap parking spot when Steve and Brandon observed them. Figuring it was a way to meet women, the guys came over and started the scene in this very public place. They took the action to their hotel room where Steve massaged their feet and kissed them to make the gals feel better while they say on a bed. In no time at all, the gals were barely dressed, masturbating and using their feet on one another as Steve guided them in the way of the foot. They blew him and jerked him off with their feet before he started boning pussy and ass alike. The gals responded well and the scene was pretty good as they begged for it repeatedly. It ended when he came with the help of their feet.

Scene Five: Monica, the twenty year old blonde featured on the front DVD cover, showed her seven and a half sized feet in the makeup room as she interviewed with Brandon. Mick was her partner here and she blew him with a little bit of energy but not like some of the other gals. They screwed for a while and she allowed him to jerk off his load onto her feet but this scene had less foot fetish action than any of the other scenes of the movie; a shame since she was so hot and featured on the cover.

Scene Six: Jamie, a curvy cutie that makes England look like a good place to visit, Amber, a redhead with an ass much like her friend's, and Michelle, a very attractive blonde with an awesome body had a scene with Brandon as the first two let their toenail polish dry. Michelle's ass was a wonder to look at and this was one of the longest scenes of the entire movie (lasting over a half hour long). The gals did oral and straight but also anal and all the trimmings with him and their friends, making this a great scene with loads, and I do mean loads, of replay. There was ATM, PTM and lots of foot sucking by all of them and if you like foot play, you're going to love this one. In the end, he came on Jamie's feet and the other two licked them clean but so did Jamie. Yikes!

Summary: I'm not into foot sex at all and even I thought this one was hot enough to rate a Highly Recommended. The amount of fuck for your buck in the feature and extras was nearly off the scale and combined with lots of replay value and solid technical values, it's tough to deny the appeal of this release. Brandon has addressed the needs of the market in a way that has impressed this reviewer, and he'll probably make a few converts with this one if you give it a chance. Whew!

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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