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Lipstick N Lingerie Vol. 2

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 7/4/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Themed Scenes

Director: Julian

Cast: Vickie Powell, Melissa Lauren, Mandy Bright, Eve Laurence, Lauren Phoenix, Julian, Michael Stefano, Claudio Maloney, Anthony Hardwood, Erik Everhard, Joey Ray

Length: 2:11

Production Date: March 12, 2004

Extras: Photo Shoot, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes, Previews, Website Access

The most extensive extra is the Behind the Scenes featurette, which clocks in at 24 minutes. It's not the most fascinating footage ever recorded, but it's not all bad. Mostly, it's vapid on-the-set interviews with the starlets in this flick, mixed with some behind-the-camera views of the filming and the prepwork that goes into filming a porno. Again, nothing amazing, but there's a lot of it.

Photo Shoot gives you a behind-the-scenes look at, well, photo shoots for each girl in the main feature. The clips run from 30 seconds to 1:20, and there's a play all option available. Less original is the Cumshot Recap, which gives 5:55 worth of pops from the movie. Photo Gallery is no more special, pulling 19 stills from the film.

As far as promotional material goes, Previews gives you four trailers for Platinum X products, including Julian's POV Pin-Ups, Vol. 2, Size Queens, Ultimate Asses, Vol. 3 and Ten Little Piggies, Vol. 3, while Website Access is easily the weakest extra here, as it directs you to the html file on the DVD that connects you to the company website. A waste of time and effort created this "extra."

Audio/Video: The video is the standard Platinum X DVD, coming across as pretty uniform across the board, with even lighting and clean presentation. There's nothing outstanding but it's all good. The sound is very good, catching all the aural details, including every squish, moan and groan.

The DVD: I think I understand what's going on here. Basically, it's girls in lingerie who put on lipstick and then fuck. I doubt I've ever seen such a thin premise for a collection of scenes. But either way, Julian did a nice job of putting together some good-looking girls for a five-pack of fun. As there's practically nothing holding these scenes together as a group, we may as well dive right in:

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Scene 1: Vickie Powell
Acts Included: Oral (M/F). Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoons, Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Vickie's about as slutty looking as you get before you go over the peak and end up on the crackwhore side of the mountain. Her massive tits, heavy make-up and multicolored hair paint her as the kind of girl you pick up at the bar and take her anywhere but your place, because you're never going to see her again. But then, if she fucks in real life the way she does here, you may as well marry her. Starting off with a nice juicy blowjob and a tasty bit of muff diving, the scene gets underway quickly, as she gets plowed on the couch, breathing heavy and rubbing her clit like it's going to win her a prize. Never leaving the loveseat, they go through the litany of positions, until he finishes on her face. Vickie's very into it, and she makes what is a somewhat pedestrian scene into something better.

Scene 2: Melissa Lauren
Acts Included: Oral (M), Vaginal, Teabagging, DP, Double Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Fingercuffs, Missionary, Cowgirl, Piledriver, Spoons
Condoms: No
After applying her lipstick, blonde Melissa dives right into a BJ, leaving her mark in maroon around her current cock. Another coat of make-up, to fix the smudges, and she's deep-throating another rod, leaving her breathless. Lots of spit is evident as the two guys fuck her mouth, forcing it all the way in, making her cough and gag. Tres jolie. As she goes back and forth, her lipstick is smeared across her face, until they're both in her mouth. Apparently, she's from the S&M school of cock sucking, as her blowjobs always sound violent and borderline disgusting. As her pussy is jackhammered from behind, she is constantly yelling and commanding, which in her accent is simply annoying. This girl is simply filthy and it just doesn't work for me. In fact, her hyperventilating during the double penetration almost makes me hope to see a medic enter the scene. Apparently, the guys were concerned about losing the theme, so they put lipstick on her pussy and anus. Why they didn't put on lingerie, I don't know. After more aggressive fucking, the two guys drop a couple of loads each on her willing face. I just don't get Melissa Lauren, and I doubt I ever will, thanks to the violent edge her scenes tend to have.

Scene 3: Mindy Bright
Acts Included: Oral (M), Vaginal, Anal
Positions: Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Spoons
Condoms: No
No wasting time here. This scene opens with Mindy giving an enthusiastic bit of head to her man, sucking and moaning, with plenty of movement and a sweet, non-gagging deep-throat exploration of his tool. An application of lipstick and it's time for some self-gratification. It's interesting to note that Mindy doesn't take all her hair off, which is a refreshing change of pace considering all the bald babes in porn. She's also a vocal girl, moaning throughout the scene, whether its in her ass or pussy, top or bottom. Working up a nice sweat, Mindy's glistening by the time he pops off on her face and tits. A good scene with some hot sex.

Scene 4: Eve Laurence
Acts Included: Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoons
Condoms: No
Eve looks pretty young, but she's got a massive rack, which her bra can barely contain. She's also got a hairless slot that's ready for action, and unlike the other scenes, the action starts with some cunning cunnilingus, as Eve gets eaten out expertly. That doesn't mean she doesn't use her mouth as well, as she lubes up her man so he can slide in easily. Eve's a dirty talker, but unlike Melissa Lauren, she knows the right thing to say, which makes watching her big breasts bounce even more enjoyable. She's cute, yet sexy, with the right body for porn. Not skinny, not chubby...sensual. That's the perfect word to describe this scene. Some great behind-the-balls views of her pussy getting pounded are icing on the cake, which is what she eventually gets when she takes a load on her face.

Scene 5: Lauren Phoenix
Acts Included: Oral (M/F), Vaginal, DP, Anal, Double Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Daisy Chain, Doggie, Fingercuffs, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl,
Condoms: No
Another slutty blonde, Lauren uses the lipstick not just as an accessory, but also as a sex toy, pushing it in her pussy, before her boytoys show up. She then gets into some fingercuffs, giving a gag-inducing deep-throat blowjob, while being filled out from behind. The threesome evolves into a double penetration, with both guys driving inside her, as anal becomes the theme, with her gaping backyard getting plenty of camera time and cock. After focusing on her ass, the guys get into a double vaginal penetration and another Lauren sandwich, which gets the boys off, all over her face.

Concluding Words: The weird thing about this disc is, there's no real audience for this idea, unless there's a really underground lipstick and lingerie fetish crowd. So in the end, this disc isn't really aimed at any particular interest, which could make it fall between the cracks, as people look for a disc that speaks to their own interests. That's unfortunate, as there are some very good scenes here, with Eve's section being of particular interest. If you're looking for a quality mix of girls and some hot sex, this is a good pick-up.

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