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Size Queens Vol. 1

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by The Immoral Majority » Review Date: 7/6/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Straight, Anal

Director: Jewel De'Nyle

Cast: Ginger Lynn, Gia Jordan, Renee Pornero, Jackie Moore, Lyla Lie

Length: 2 hrs 8 minutes

Date: 2004

Extras: This disc includes an eight minute 'behind the scenes' short where they mainly show the actors getting publicity photos snapped while they preform. There is also a 1-2 minute Photo shoot reel for each actress, a short photo gallery, a text biography of the director, along with a cum shot recap and a selection of previews.

Audio/Video: Both the audio and video to this DVD were fine. The full screen video had nice color and there weren't any glaring flaws. The stereo English soundtrack was acceptable for this type of movie. You'll be pleased with how the disc looks and sounds.

Body of Review: Ginger Lynn was one of the first porn stars that I started to follow. Back in the mid 80's she was one of my favorite adult stars, an amazing talent. Ginger had that innocent girl-next-door look and would do some of the nastiest shit (at the time) on screen. Ginger Lynn was the first actress I ever saw get double penetrated, but she did more than that. She'd have people put strawberries up her pussy and then eat them. Ginger really seemed to like the sex too. She made these sounds when she came that sounded like she was really having an orgasm. When Ms. Lynn retired from the adult screen after a short two-year career I figured that I'd seen her fuck for the last time. No one was more surprised than I when she returned to doing adult movies a couple of years ago. The first chance I've had to see her since her retirement has been in the incredibly badly named "Size Queens." When I first read the title, I thought the movie was a fatty-lover title. It turns out the title refers to women who crave huge cocks. They really need to think about changing the title on any future volumes.

Scene 1: Gia Jordan
Acts Included: oral, vaginal, anal, ass licking, ass-to-mouth
Condoms: no
Gia Jordan
Gia's a nasty little vixen who really seemed to get into the sex. She starts off sucking on a German guy who is really hung. She tells him she wants to take his cock in her mouth balls deep, and nearly does it, although she almost chokes doing it. The guy tells her layback and play with herself, and she bypasses her pussy and plunges her fingers right into her ass. After he eats her butt out, he sticks his shaft up her ass and she loves it. He pulls out and shows everyone her gapping hole, then fucks her ass some more. When he gets tired of that, he does an ass-to-mouth and makes her clean him off. Then he jumps into her pussy. She rides him with both holes, sucks on him some more and does the ever-popular reverse cowgirl. Gia talks dirty the whole time promising him that she can take it all and wants more of his dick up her ass. The stud ends up cumming all over her gaping ass. A nasty and hot scene.

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Scene 2: Lyla Lie
Acts Included: oral, anal, DP, vaginal, ass-to-mouth
Condoms: no
Lyla Lie
Lyla Lie is a petit oriental looking woman who manages to take on two guys in her scene. She strips and two guys walk in. Lyla wastes no time getting their cocks into her mouth. She opens her mouth wide while the guys hold her head and fuck her mouth like it was a pussy. She takes turn with both guys before they throw her on a couch and fuck her while slapping her tits. She fucks one guy while having the other shove his cock down her throat. She rides one guy reverse cowgirl style while the other guy stands on the couch so that she can suck on him. While she's riding one guy, Lyla turns to the other one and says "My pussy's tough, put your dick in." He doesn't have to be told twice, and soon she's taking a pair of cocks in her pussy. Lyla gets DP'ed soon after, and sucks on both cocks afterwards. The guys both end up spewing on her face, and Lyla takes it like a champ. This was a pretty good scene, but Lyla's repeating "Oh yea...oh yea..." seemed a little mechanical. Still, she did a good job of being nasty and tried to look like she was enjoying it.

Scene 3: Renee Pornero
Acts Included: oral, vaginal, anal
Condoms: no
Renee Pornero
Renee is a Goth-looking girl with British accent. She has light skin, long dark hair and both nipples pierced. After a brief striptease she turns to the camera and says that she wants a big cock. A well-hung black guy enters her bedroom and gives her what she wants. She tries to take his whole rod down her throat, but doesn't come close. Then they rotate through some of the more standard positions, missionary, reverse cowgirl, etc. He eats her, much to Renee's delight, and then puts his long dong into her ass. She moans and groans and though he never gets balls deep, he manages to drill her well. While this scene wasn't as nasty as the others, Renee is a good performer, and put on a good show.

Scene 4: Jackie Moore
Acts Included: oral, vaginal, anal
Condoms: no
Jackie Moore
Jackie introduces herself and lets us all know how much she likes big cocks while showing off her goodies, and what do you know! A tattooed guy comes in and gives her what she likes. He's got a big shaft, and she starts sucking on it right away. Jackie wears a corset through the whole scene, but she eventually lets her pierced tits out of it so her man can suck on them. He plows into her pussy and her ass, and Jackie moans loudly the whole time. A fairly good scene, but it didn't get me as excited as some of the other scenes.

Scene 5: Ginger Lynn
Acts Included: oral, vaginal, anal, double penetration
Condoms: no
Ginger Lynn
The first thing that you notice about Ginger Lynn is that she's had a lot of plastic surgery. It looks like she's had more than one face lift. The skin on her face is tight and she doesn't look natural. That was too bad, because her body is still in shape and I would have much preferred to see her as she should have looked rather than a junior version of Joan Rivers. Her ass is also a lot bigger than it was 30 years ago. No matter how much surgery she's had, Ginger still knows how to talk dirty and put on a great show. She starts off, like the other girls, saying how much she likes big cocks, but she's much more erotic and enticing when she does. After putting a finger up she pussy and wondering if a large shaft would fit in, two naked guys walk in and offer her their tools. She sucks on both of them, taking turns and at the same time. Then one moves to her cunt while the other slaps her face with his dick. Ginger moans and pants the whole time, like it's the first time she's even been in a three way. After both of the guys have had enough of her pussy, they move on to her ass, and then double penetrate her. Ginger takes it like the pro that she is and acts as if she really enjoys it. The guys DP her a couple of times before cumming on her face. It was a hot scene, but Ginger has a hard time competing with the younger women. She still has a lot of energy, but her age is showing.

Concluding Words: This was a pretty hot movie overall. I was mainly interested in Ginger Lynn's appearance, and though she still has that nasty streak of decades past, she has aged. Her face-lifts make her look worse than she would have if she had just aged naturally, in my opinion. While I liked her scene, she wasn't the best performer in the show. I was pleasantly surprised to find that most of the other actresses' scenes were really hot. Overall it's a nice DVD. Recommended.

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