Behind the Scenes of "So I Married A Porn Star", Photo Gallery, "Bonus Room" [3
Extra Scenes], Previews, "More Adult Fun" and "the Web".
The video is in the standard 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was relatively sharp and consistent
with features shot on video. Since the ten scenes are culled from ten different
films, the picture quality and audio is inconsistent. The majority are shot on
video and have acceptable audio and video.
Preface about compilations: It's my belief
that compilations are much better than full features. I mean, think about it.
Why do people watch Adult films? Is it for the compelling storylines? How 'bout
the Oscar worthy acting? Nope. It's for sex. Plain and simple. These Vivid
compilations serve that purpose. They present you with a DVD that cuts all the
bull and gets down to business.
Woman's Eyes" - Mercedez & Steven St. Croix
As we join the scene, Mercedez is grinding against Steven's body
before going to work on his dick, giving it a good sucking. Steven spreads her
legs and uses his tongue to return the favor right between her thighs. After
some more oral foreplay, he bends her over and begins hammering her sexy ass
from behind. He flips her over from some missionary before shooting on her
This was a hot scene. There was some pretty good
oral foreplay between Mercedez and Steve, and the sight of her sticking her ass in the
air at Steven was an added bonus.
Mercedez, wearing ALL white, starts the scene by dancing against a
white car parked in a white room. Chris gets a brief lap dance before she starts
to crank his shaft. This goes on for a few minutes, until he lays her on the
back of the car to return the favor. I found it funny that the Mercedes logo on
the trunk was blurred out. Oh well. Back to the sex. Next we have some brief
missionary before the scene wipes to Chris sitting in the passenger seat and
Mercedez riding cowgirl. The scene ends with Mercedez bent over leaning against
the open passenger's door with a shot on her [very shapely] ass.
"penetrating" sex lasted only 8-9 minutes, which was too short. With a lady as
fine as Mercedez, surely, you could squeeze in more than TWO positions. Then
again, he did spend more time orally working her over than she did him. Guess
that's gotta count for something...right?
Mercedez, lookin' sexy in a black dress and wearing black pumps, is
letting her hands roam over Trevor's body. She eventually unzips his pants to
begin giving him a blowjob. She takes a brief break from giving him head by
sitting on his lap and grinding her ass against him. Once she's done, she gets back on
her knees and resumes sucking his dick. He lays her on the couch to give her
some brief head, before spreading her legs for some missionary. Afterwards,
there's some cowgirl, which is a position that I think Mercedez looks extremely
HOT doing, followed by some anal spooning before Trevor bends her over for some anal
doggystyle. The scene ends with Trevor shooting on Mercedez' face.
Another HOT scene. Actually, this one was much hotter
than the first. Besides the brief anal action, almost every position that
Mercedez was in, was pretty damn hot. Actually, I was surprised at the anal action in this
scene, as I don't recall seeing Mercedez taking it in her beautiful ass
before...so this was a treat.
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I Married A Porn Star" - Mercedez & Tony Tedeschi
Missionary. Scissors. Doggystyle.
Mercedez walks out of the bathroom with a clear dildo and stands
in the doorway teasing Tony, who's lying on the bed stroking his stiff dick.
After a quick sip of champagne, she gets on her knees and begins giving him
head. The next shot has Mercedez on her back as Tony delivers some missionary
followed by scissors. There was some doggystyle before the scene ends with Tony
shooting all over Mercedez' ass.
This scene began hot, lost it in the middle, and
picked up steam once she was on her knees for the doggystyle. Mercedez looked good, as usual, but the camerawork
was annoying [particularly during the doggystyle
Baby" - Mercedez & Mario Rossi
Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl.
Mercedez meets up with Mario in a bathroom and, after dropping his pants,
she begins sucking on his dick. When she's done, he sits her on the toilet to spread her legs and
briefly lick her pussy. Afterwards, he sits on the toilet so Mercedez can gets on top for
some SEXY reverse cowgirl. After some even SEXIER doggystyle, Mario ends the
scene by shooting on Mercedez' chest.
I liked this scene. A lot. While there wasn't
that much variety as far as positions were concerned, the two that were on
display, just happened to be the ones that I LOVE seeing Mercedez in.
In Uniform" - Mercedez, Aspen Reign, Jesse V & Nicole Sheridan
Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl.
If all of our armed forces were filled with ladies like these
four, there would NEVER be the need for a draft.
After a little bit of grinding,
kissing and licking each other, Nicole shows up with a strap-on which instantly
catches Mercedez' eye. She walks over and, after getting bent over, Nicole proceeds to fuck her
doggystyle as Aspen and Jesse are on a cot gettin' busy with a dildo.
After the brief doggystyle, Mercedez walks around to sit on Nicole's "dick"
and ride it reverse cowgirl. Now, if you've read ANY of my reviews of Mercedez'
movies, you know that reverse cowgirl is one of my favorite positions that she
does. Now, imagine the person that she's riding being a FEMALE.
After the ladies take turns sucking the strap-on, they spilt up into pairs and
continue the dildo play, as the scene fades. This was a pretty hot "all
girl" scene that got hotter once Nicole and her strap-on joined the fun.
Since there was an abrupt fade, i'm wondering how much longer the scene ran.
Mercedez Wild" - Mercedez & Julian
Missionary. Doggystyle. Cowgirl.
Mercedez, wearing a baby blue outfit with matching floppy purple
hat, is leaning up against a white car as Julian approaches her. After some
kissing, Mercedez kneels down and begins giving him some lengthy head. With
the next shot, we see Mercedez laying back on the hood of the car as Julian is
doing her missionary style. Next up is doggystyle. Once again, Mercedez looks HOT
in this position. However, Julian relied on Mercedez to handle all of the motion,
which made it even HOTTER. After some brief cowgirl, Julian ends the
scene with a shot to Mercedez' shoulder [?].
This wasn't a bad scene. While it was more of the
same, the doggystyle action was particularly HOT.
I Married A Porn Star" - Mercedez & Steven French
Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Spoon.
On the set of a porn flick, Steven begins kissing Mercedez before
taking her jeans off. He lays back on the bed as she rides his face. Next, we
see Mercedez bent over while Steven is hammering away from behind. There's some
brief spooning, before Mercedez gets on top for some cowgirl until the scene
ends with a very messy - but very hot - shot on Mercedez' ass.
This scene seemed to suffer from extreme
editing. F'rinstance, right after Steven removes Mercedez' jeans, he lays her
down on the bed. However, the next cut has Mercedez riding Steven's face. There
were some other noticeable cuts too. BUT...this was STILL a hot scene.
Especially the shot she takes on her ass at the end.
After doing a brief dance for Steven, Mercedez drops to her knees
to give him some head. After he returns the favor with a quick licking, she
bends over for some hot doggystyle. Some even more incendiary reverse cowgirl is up next,
until she lies back on the table for some deep missionary. We end the scene with
Steven shooting on Mercedez' stomach.
Yet another hot scene. Mercedez' curves continue
to hypnotize me.
In Uniform" - Mercedez & Chris Cannon
As Chris leans against a stripper's pole, Mercedez kneels
down to start working on his pole. After a quick tit fuck, Chris briefly gives
her pussy a licking. The next cut sees Mercedez on her back with Chris
doing her missionary style. There's some hot doggystyle until Chris shoots on
The action during this scene seemed VERY brief.
However, it was also very HOT.
Scene from "Color
Blind 9" - Cricket & Joel Lawerence
Scene from "Portraits
In Blue" - Ryan Conner & Michael J. Cox
Scene from "She
Town" - Inari Vachs & Tony Tedeschi
the Scenes of "So
I Married A Porn Star" [16m]
I realize I started to repeat myself, but how many more adjectives can I
use about Mercedez? She is, without a doubt, one of the hottest starlets
in the industry today. Her olive complexion, thick ass and thighs and
exotic looks combine to make most any scene she's in a hot one. While there was one scene that I had a problem
with, due to bad editing, even that one was HOT. Fans of Mercedez should
already own the individual features these scenes are culled from. If not,
this is one hell of a scorching hot compilation.
In addition to the ten hot scenes with
Mercedez, I should also point out that two of the bonus scenes - one
featuring Cricket, the other featuring Ryan Conner - are just as hot.
These things combine to give this disc a Highly