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ProfessiAnals 4, The

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 7/13/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Anal

Director: Denis Marti

Cast: Celia Blanco, Sarah, Jennifer S., Sarah Blue, Stacy Silver, Kathy Anderson, Denis Marti, Mr. Smith, George Reno, Mick Blue, and Dillon

Length: 1hr 52 min

Production Date: Hustler, 2003

Extras: -=Scene Selection With Act Access=- -=Cast List=- -=Behind the Scenes, 14 minutes of boring footage, although it does give some alternate angles=- -=Solos, Nice solo scenes with each of the girls running 16 minutes=- -=Previews=- -=Slide Show=- -=Web Site Info=- -=Spam=-

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is presented in 2.0 as expected. The sounds of the actors came through very well and voices and noises could be heard with a decent clarity. There was not a music track during the scenes to distract from the actors. The Video of the film is presented in Full Frame Color. For the most part the video was as expected. It was easy to spot some over lighting throughout most of the film. This gave the image a washed out appearance and did weaken the picture. In terms of the actual filming, the footage was well shot and edited with some attention. Most of the acts tended to drag and the actors were less enthusiastic about their work than I would have anticipated. More direction might have made their performances more exciting.

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Body of Review: Leave it to Hustler to put the anal back into proffesianal. With Denis Marti behind the camera (and in front of for a good deal--lucky bastard) expect nothing but attention to the butt. Marti steams things up and proves that Euro-action is all about the ass with 5 scenes for the backdoor connoisseur.

Scene 1: Celia Blanco, Denis Marti and Mr. Smith

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM, Anal, Facial

Positions: Spoon, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl

Condoms: No

From a rooftop across the street Denis Marti is spying on the lovely Celia Blanco as she undresses when he is confronted by a pimp lord (Mr. Smith) that looks a lot like Morpheus from the Matrix. Celia is handed over to Denis and the two resort to a bedroom. Celia is quite a gal to look at. She has a perfect, slender body and long legs in red stockings that really spice the scene nicely. Her boobs are a good, full size, but obviously fake. What's most appealing about her is her very sweet and innocent face. And she has an amazing smile. Denis begins by giving her shaved pussy a rubbing and a good rimming to the ass. Celia returns the much needed favor with a blowjob that is pretty damn hot to watch. The couple goes into some very nice, clean sex that moves between positions with care and ease--even if too infrequent. The action between the two is moderate at best. They are both into the sex, but the sparks aren't really flying. Denis is pretty quiet for the most part--which is nice--but Celia's constant oohs and ahhs began to grate at my nerves, and not in the cute, sexy way that Aurora Snow's will. This and some positions that really went on for a while too long dulled the scene a bit. Otherwise the fucking was pretty straightforward and the slow, steady ease into anal was worth noting. Denis unloads on Celia's pretty face in the end for a rather tame facial.

Scene 2: Sarah and George Reno

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial

Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Doggy

Condoms: No

There's some kind of espionage/spy themed skit going on in this scene, but I don't care about it. I lost all attention of any sort of plot when the very cute Sarah appeared dressed in a full length coat and nothing on underneath but a pair of stockings and heels. Another sexy European gal with long brown hair, Sarah has a homely look about her. It's not next-door-girlish, but more like best-friend's older sister (that's so wrong). Unlike Celia before her, Sarah's breasts are all natural. And although they are very small, just buds really, they are cute and add to that any-girl look. Watching her shaved pussy get pounded was perhaps the hottest scene of the movie, and it was especially sexy to see her long hair falling in her face. Aside from heavy breathing, neither actor moans very much, which is just as well, so we get to hear all their hardcore pumping. The anal is nice and Sarah takes the transition from pussy to ass with little reaction. This scene falls short in the same department as the one before, variety. The positions tended to go on a bit too long, and the low energy of the actors made the acts seems longer. Nonetheless the action is good, even if the pacing is a bit slow.

Scene 3: Jennifer S. and Denis Marti

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial

Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, Spoon

Condoms: No

I'm not certain of the history behind the name change, but Jennifer S. has also been billed under the name of Rachel. Regardless, her similarity to Jennifer Anniston goes beyond just a name, as Jennifer S. (or Rachel) is about as close as we may get to seeing some good old flesh flapping from Mrs. Brad Pitt. Jennifer S. first won my attention with Manipulation because of her good girl looks, and since then I've found it hard to shake the resemblance from my head. Even if you don't agree Jennifer S. is a gorgeous gal by her own rights. Long, brown hair and a full figured, golden body make her a perfect lady for adult action. Playing a prisoner, Jennifer S. is set free from her binds by Denis Marti, who expects in return a little of the in and out. Jennifer gives it up and sets out to please not only Denis but her audience with some moaning and groaning and knob slobbing. The action here is better than the two earlier scenes. Not so much because of the pacing as in Jennifer's energy. While she isn't quite a hardcore sexpot, she is more vocal and a good deal more excited by the action. As with the other scenes so far, the focus is in the anal, and this is where the scenes are at their best. It was especially hot to watch her get drilled on the cold, hard prison floor. Denis deliver a pop to Jennifer's chin resulting in a cum goatee.

Scene 4: Sarah Blue, Mick Blue and Dillon

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial

Positions: Doggy, Missionary, Cowgirl

Condoms: No

Mick and Dillon tag-team on the lovely Sarah Blue--a stripper in a nightclub. Sarah is pretty blonde with tiny tatas and clean little pussy. The two men put Sarah to the task with the usual; as one hit her from the back the other hit her from the front. Nothing too exciting as it's been done and seen countless times. Even when the dp came it wasn't much to get hard about. Sarah's a cute gal and although she moans a good deal (when her mouth wasn't full of cock) she didn't really make an impression. Her long, blond hair and blue eye shadow give the scene a dated look, circa 1986 perhaps. And the whole strip club fuck scene is so passť that it really should go into retirement and never come back.

Scene 5: Stacy Silver, Kathy Blue, Mick Blue and Denis Marti

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM, Anal, DP, Facial

Positions: Spoon, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, Missionary

Condoms: No

Denis Marti has the worst luck; he's got to fuck almost every girl in the film. In the final scene Denis finds himself in a peepshow where the lonesome, platinum blond stripper (Stacy Silver) tickles his fancy. After some rimming and mutual oral satisfaction the two do some in and out in spoon. This lasts for only a few minutes until Stacy Lures Denis into a back room where Kathy Blue and Mick Blue (why is everyone a fucking Blue?) are enjoying each other's company. The twosomes become a foursome, of sorts, and bang their respective partners on couches. The addition of another couple adds some variety and more energy (even if in numbers) and we get a good amount of action. Kathy Blue takes a nice prodding from Mick that back and forths between pussy and ass and escalates to a dp with the help of Denis. There is some couple swapping and a strong standing dp too watch for. But this scene's strength lies mostly in its comparison to the rest of the film. Standing alone it's pretty run of the mill. In the end both guys pop to the gal's lovely faces.

Concluding Words: Hustler continues to widen its adult film catalogue by sailing its gilded pornship across the big pond and diggin up some Euro-booty to charter back home for us Americans. And this is perfectly fine with me. Especially when they uncover such beauties as Jennifer S. and Celia Blanco. But a lovely gal does not a good porn make. Not always at least. And this seems to be a common problem with much of the titles that are coming via foreign countries. They seem to come off as stiff (in acting sense) and uninviting. They never seem to have that lure that American filmmakers can coax the camera into performing. This was how I felt about The Profesianals 4. While most of the women were absolutely stunning, I found the acting to be unenthusiastic and lacking energy. And this didn't make me want to jump into the scene, much less the bed. Instead I felt myself longing for something to occur, for the actors to change pace, become excited or do something new and fresh to adult films (if that's still possible). But this never happened. So I spent much of the time hum drumming through the scenes instead of actually enjoying them. Even though I tried, and in the end did enjoy watching the sex, things never moved beyond your typical flick. Too bad too, because I really enjoyed the ladies and I think this is a title that might be worthy of a couple rental--possibly even for the reasons I cite (the long scenes and simple monotony). It doesn't offer much variety, but gives a fair amount of straightforward fucking. Rent It.


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