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Ass Busters 7

Studio: Legend Video » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 7/13/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Straight

Director: David Christopher

Cast: Olivia Saint, Elisabeth Lawrence, Jodie Moore, Gia Jordan, Steve Hatcher, Billy Glide, Pussyman, Sledge Hammer, and Scott Lyons

Length: 1hr 29 min

Production Date: Legend, 2003

Extras: -=Chapter Selection With Act Access=- -=Behind the Scenes, runs 14 minutes and features each scene but reveals nothing too extraordinary=- -=Biographies=- -=Gallery=- -=Web Info=- -=Spam=-

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is presented in 2.0 as expected. There was no music during the sex acts, so the actor's voices and sounds could be easily heard. The Video is presented in Full Frame Color. While I wasn't wholly impressed with the video, it was about on par with what one is used to. The colors were a bit faded and washed, but everything was well lit and well shot.

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Body of Review: The Pussyman's back with even more foxy ladies dying to show their sweet, rounded asses to the camera. And about the only thing better than this is watching those nice fannies getting pummeled by hard cock. With four gals equipped with butts to die for, this title aims to please those longing for the backdoor.

Scene 1: Olivia Saint

Acts Included: Oral, Face Sitting



The lovely Olivia Saint stops by Pussyman's house one day to talk him to making a movie that features her best asset. When he asks her what this might be she hikes up her skirt and puts her wide, round ass into the camera. Pussyman gives her a good rimming, spreading her butt cheeks apart. Olivia does some face sitting and face fucking on Pussyman's old mug. Good fun, but Pussyman's not really who I care to watch give a cute gal some internal tongue play. And when Olivia sits on his face, her wide ass proves to be a bit too wide; there's an ample amount of cottage stored in the caboose. Despite this, and some heavy makeup that makes her look whorish, Olivia is a cute gal and open to doing whatever the PM tells her. This and her perky breasts make the scene enjoyable, although it's not really much of a scene as it never moves from this small amount of oral teasing. Not an impressive way to start a disc.

Scene 2: Jodie Moore, Steve Hatcher and Scott Lyons

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP,

Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, Cowgirl

Condoms: No

Jodie is a typical looking adult film starlet. She has long, bleached hair and a perfect bod. She poses for a few pictures on a couch before finally putting her steaming goods to use. Jodie soon comes out of her black and white bikini outfit with the help of Steve Hatcher and Scott Lyons. As one guy gives Jodie's tight, little bunghole a lick, the other is serviced by Jodie's sexy mouth. Jodie urges the guys on, begging them to service her ass, but there's a bit of a wait until this happens. The oral goes on for a while with nothing new to note, and things liven up when Jodie jumps on Steven in Reverse Cowgirl. She keeps a decent level of enthusiasm throughout the scene, even though it never goes beyond the norm. Her pussy gets nice and wet during the dp, unfortunately it doesn't last for very long and the three of them are kinda stiff during it. A fair scene with some decent fucking, but it's very straightforward. A lousy popshot at the end (captured at an awkward and unrevealing angle) pretty much makes the scene stink more.

Scene 3: Elizabeth Lawrence, Billy Glide and Tyler

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, ATM,

Positions: Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl,

Condoms: No

Auditioning for the next Assbusters film, Elizabeth Lawrence meets up with two of Pussyman's talent scouts. Only an idiot wouldn't hire Elizabeth on the spot. A leggy, perfect behinded brunette with nice face and small breasts, Elizabeth is very easy on the eyes. After a terribly acted photo-shoot, Elizabeth undresses from her fluorescent shirt and denim cutoffs. The guys do what has become the usual of the film; one rims and fingers as the other receives oral. I enjoyed the action here more, mainly because Elizabeth is nice to look at. After some more, longer than needed oral, the guys team up on her, paying attention first to her cute, pink pussy. It takes some time and effort for Elizabeth to slide onto Billy's thick cock, but once she does she takes control and gives it a good ride. The dp she takes is the best act of the film so far but, like the dp before it, things are over too quickly. Both guys deliver a meaty heaping of spunk to her face.

Scene 4: Gia Jordan

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial

Positions: Cowgirl, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl

Condoms: No

In my opinion Gia Jordan isn't the hottest honey on the disc. But I'll be damned if she isn't sexy in her outfit. Dressed in a purple bra and garter, with black fishnets, Gia is a major turn-on. She's got a nice face, but the dirty, blond streaks and extra baggage in the ass are not my thing. Regardless, Gia does wonders for the camera. After a decent rimming, she gives some amazing oral. Taking the guy's dick in her mouth she remembers to keep her tongue out and lick all the good parts. There's even very nice attention give to the ball region. She does some deep throating with a little gagging and lots of saliva. When the action got under way Gia started yelling and saying things making her sound like a cheerleader. This grew annoying pretty quickly and while it could have been cute it never does. At one point her gabbing borders narration. Happy when this was over.

Scene 5: Olivia Saint, Sledge Hammer and Pussyman

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, ATM, Facial

Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl

Condoms: No

Olivia returns for the film's final scene to wrap up that tease that started the disc. In some way I've managed to overlook Sledge Hammer in the industry (I can't imagine how, this guy's body is massive!). As Olivia sucks at Sledge's dick, Pussyman gets jealous and comes over to get in on the action. Olivia is a cute gal, but I wasn't stoked about this scene. Particularly when PM came over. I don't mind a grandpa wanting a piece of the pie too, but his antics got on my nerves. He insists on sticking his face in Olivia's crotch and making repulsive, slurping sounds. The scene had its good moments when it was just Olivia and Sledge going at it--especially Olivia in reverse cowgirl with her fishnet stockings. Pussyman eventually whacks onto her face and then she and Sledge keep going at it. The anal is nearly nonexistent because he can only poke his tip in. But it's still pretty hot.

Concluding Words: While I'm probably not Pussyman's biggest fan, I do give some major props to his ability to bring together some talented hot ass. And he's got a pretty good eye for an old geezer. What Pussyman delivers in Ass Buster 7 is a fair assortment of good looking babes and pretty solid fucking. The biggest letdown I suppose is that the title suggests that anal will be the predominant act for the flick. While it is included, the scenes spend about as much time with the anal as the other various acts, so this might be a bit of a disappointment to some--but then one shouldn't assume, particularly when it comes to porn. I liked this for what it was, a standard fuck flick, but I think individual flaws within each scene dragged it down. A low replay on this marks the title as, Rent It.


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