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Anal Delinquents

Studio: Mayhem » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/17/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Anal Delinquents

Sin City/Mayhem

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Aurora Snow

Cast: Aurora Snow, Rio Mariah, Tony T., Lauren Phoenix, Joel Lawrence, Alberto Rey, Lena Julliett, Alex Sanders, Hanna Harper, Mark Wood, Sascha

Length: 152 minutes

Date of Production: 2/16/2004

Extra's: One thing the Mayhem line of Sin City's releases is known for is quality extras. This DVD was no exception and the multitude of trailers, the 5-minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Jason Silver, the many biographies and interviews all added some value for the consumer. There was also the usual pop shot compilation and photogallery but I've never really cared about either of those so you can adjust the rating a touch higher if you're a fan of them.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the typical 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as expected. The picture quality was on the low side, something I've noticed a regular occurrence on the Mayhem side of Sin City. There was grain and video noise, but at least there weren't many compression artifacts. The focus seemed a little off at times too, which bugged me more than a little (maybe it had something to do with the lighting or perhaps it was the DVD transfer). The 2.0 stereo English audio was a bit hollow with little dynamic range or separation but you could hear the moans and groans once the action started. The lower levels at the beginnings of the scenes were a nuisance but not something that got in the way too badly.

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Body of Review: Aurora Snow has long been one of my favorite performers in porn. Part of this is due to her sexual skill but a major part of it has always been her down to earth appeal that many of her contemporaries lack. This is no slight to them, just an added bonus to her longevity of appeal and now that she's directing her own movies, you'd think she'd stop performing, right? Well, luckily, that isn't the case although she is now a contract performer and less able to make a dozen movies a week like others do. Her latest adventure is a little title with the Mayhem line called Anal Delinquents. The movie was a series of vignettes of the hottest anal queens in the industry showing off their skills as they boned in many ways, each taking anal with a smile. Here's what the back cover said: "Ever wonder what naughty little ass angel Aurora Snow does when she's home alone? Throw an ass orgy! Invite the biggest dicks in the valley over to fuck our tight little buttholes until we scream! Rio Mariah and I take on Tony T. stuffing his huge hunk of man meat up Rio's bunghole while she jams a giant blue dildo up my dripping snatch, Yum! Mayhem hottie Lauren Phoenix gets DP'd hard when Alberto Rey and Joel Lawrence make a slut sandwich out of her, leaving her asshole gaping extra wide for our cameras. Alex Sanders buries his giant fuck stick deep up Lena Juliett's quivering pink tailpipe, and for dessert, he shoots a hot load of jizz all over her face, making her a very happy little cock whore. Blonde British Bombshell Hannah Harper gets her luscious rear end jackhammered into oblivion by Mark Wood, and finally Sascha takes me for the anal ride of my dreams when he shoves his huge fuck muscle straight up my puckering asshole so deep that I can taste his balls...yeah baby, I still can't sit down! Enjoy!" If that sounds good to you, here's a breakdown of the scenes the DVD had to offer:

Scene One: The movie started out with Rio, a hot little gal from Brazil, masturbating on a couch with a large, clear blue dildo. She had new implants (sniff) but looked great as she warmed herself up for the scene. She was joined by Aurora and Tony, with both gals barely able to contain themselves as they took turns sucking his cock. I've never thought of him as being able to deliver the goods but he did well here, attacking both of their pussies and asses like he was possessed and they were vocal in their ability to enjoy it. There was some ATM and PTM along with a cum swapping ending but the best part about the scene was the heat and chemistry generated between them all. If the rest of the movie was going to be this good, I'd be able to use it for months!

Scene Two: Lauren, one of the hottest new gals in the jizz bizz, started off her scene in a similar manner as she teased the camera for several minutes, stripping to show her near-perfect body for the camera. The lucky guys this time were Joel and Alberto who promptly started in on her, getting oral and pussy as the two alternated with her body parts. She tasted her own juices off of them and they made no bones about how great she was in the bed as they performed several acts of complete lewdness for your viewing pleasure. Oral, vaginal, anal, and a DP were all included as this blazing hot gal took whatever they had to offer up. It ended with them coating her face and this was another great scene full of chemistry and heat!

Scene Three: Lena, an attractive Latina with a lean body and large nipples, started off her scene by stripping on a washer/dryer combination. She masturbated and was soon joined by Alex who put her mouth to work with a bit of rougher edged oral. Her sloppy blowjob was soon followed by some screwing on the staircase, anal-only, and she proved she could keep up with any of the others in the movie. It ended in the usual manner with her taking a facial but the duo had a lot of chemistry and the scene was a winner because of it.

Scene Four: Hanna was the next gal to stoke the fires of my loins and she found a suitable couch to use in order to warm up with. To say that she was the prettiest gal of the movie, in my eyes at least, wouldn't go far enough as she was light-years ahead of the others in terms of her beautiful face, if not body. Since her last release she looked to have dropped some weight and while I have never seen her looking bad, I'd like to see her tone up just a bit in order to be perfect. Her lucky stiff was Mark and the two exchanged oral favors, proving each of them had a lot of talent at pleasing members of the opposite sex. Mark has come a long way over the years and while he's not exactly viewed as the première porn stud, he offers fans something few others can; the everyday guy appeal (after all, if he can score someone this hot, maybe a fan could too). He even got to spank her as the two got off and the foot fetish crowd will like that he licked her feet a bit, with her doing some PTM in return. They then went anal and if she was hot before, she cranked up the heat a couple more notches to really drive it home for me. Energy and chemistry levels were off the charts here, in perhaps the hottest scene of the DVD (and that says a lot since they were all great scenes).

Scene Five: Aurora, the gal on the front DVD cover that was also the director and producer, has long been a favorite of fans everywhere. While it's true that she's not the beauty queen Hanna is, nor does she have the exotic appeal of Rio or Lena, she has been consistently a winner in sexual ability compared to virtually every other performer on the market. She represents the fantasy that the gal next door is a sexually possessed demon capable of anything you could hope for and that appeal rings strong with consumers. She bows to no one in the sexual arena and this scene was no exception. From the oral to the vaginal to the anal, her technical skills were beyond reproach and the heat of the scene was a function of this ability as much as the chemistry between them.

Summary: Unlike the slightly flawed Assploitations 2, the sex here was consistently hot and not a single scene was filler. I'm rating it as Highly Recommended even though the technical aspects were somewhat lacking in quality, the only thing keeping this one from achieving the highest rating I could've offered. The cast was great, the DVD offered a lot of fuck for the buck, and the replay value was off the charts so if you want to see anal action at its best, check this one out!

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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