Lauren Phoenix, Lyla Lei, Ava Devine, Simone, Emily Davinci, Ariana Jolie, Lee Stone, Alex Sanders, Rod Fontana, Ekzavir Wray, Mr. Pete, Brian Surewood, Benjamin Pratt
August 11, 2003
Select-A-Shot, Photo Gallery, Internet, More Fun, Behind the Scenes
Select-A-Shot is a nice feature for the busy porn fan, as it breaks down each scene into the sex acts performed, with text links over animated scenes. Photo Gallery is your standard display of stills, while Internet and More Fun are just ads for Acid Rain products. Behind the Scenes is relatively in-depth, but I would have called it something other than Behind the Scenes. What you get is a half-hour of footage from the girls in the film, mixed with light interview clips. In addition, it includes something they call an outtake, which seems more like a deleted scene (though why would you delete a scene in porn?), and some trailers. Watersports fans, pay attention, you get to watch Ava Devine take a piss here. Joy.
This is standard quality full-screen gonzo, with inconsistant lighting that goes from nuclear winter brightness to dark of night. Fortunately, most of the action is visible on-screen, unlike some other DVDs. The video is clean and clear, giving you a good look at everything. Aurally, there's nothing too impressive on the stereo soundtrack, but the fuck sounds are presented well, including the unfortunate gagging sounds.
Body of Review:
If you've ever seen "Along Came Polly," you know what slapping a girl on the ass can get you. Of course, if you're with a porno chick, it's just part of the party. I won't pretend to know what "Stack 'Em Deep" means, nor will I pretend to understand the enjoyment that comes from violent sex, be it in person or on video. If a girl is good enough to let you into her bed, the least you could do is make her feel good, instead of smacking her ass raw and aggressively forcing yourself onto her. Not the guys in this video. The girls are there simply for the boys to fuck as hard as they can. It's actually quite sickening, and it doesn't arouse me in the least. As for the girls in these scenes, I feel sorry for them that they lowered themselves to this. Hell, they don't even get make-up it seems, as most of them sport bad skin, especially Ava Devine.
Last time I saw Lauren, she was being a filthy little whore in Lipstick N Lingerie Vol. 2. Some things never change. After some sexy glamour footage, she gets right into the hardcore, getting pounded from every direction from a pair of guys who can't keep their hands to themselves. They slap her on her ass, her tits and her face as they focus on stretching out her ass. These are no gentle love taps either. These are violent smacks that leave her red and marked. She may be moaning and begging for cock, but when they chicken wing her arm behind her back, choke her, kneel on her head, spit in her mouth and gag her, its about as sexy as the Holocaust. When they cum, it brings a sense of relief more than anything.
Note to the guys out there: nothing gets a girl hotter than being told "gag on it." The dirty freak in this scene with Lyla has one of the worst haircuts I've ever seen, so it's understandable why he's so angry. But why he feels the need to take it out on her by choking her with his penis is the question I'm left asking. Perhaps he'd be happier slamming some guy? When he's not busy trying to gape her ass, or smacking her ass, he's attempting to make a shishkabob out of her head. I ask you, loyal reader... are you turned on by a woman who sounds like she's about to vomit? Or am I the insane one? This scene is extremely repetitive, going from anal to oral and back again several times, without much variation within each go-round.
Anyone want to see Lucy Lui's obscenely big-titted mom take on a pair of abusive cocksmen? Yeah, me neither. From the moment she reveals the massive milkjugs some doctor strapped to her chest, you just know you're going to be disturbed by this lady. And then, as she's chokes, face-fucked and slapped, you are. Worth noticing is the way these guys love to have their assholes licked, while they assault these girls. A bit homoerotic, no? If Ava walked out, would they notice?
While I don't get the violence, I do understand the guys' desire to stuff Ava's mouth full of cock. That's the only way to keep her quiet, which is the only way you can handle her. Gems like "These lips are big because they're dick-sucking lips" serve as wonderful anti-Viagra. I might even be forced to gag her. Of course, the guys are no winners either, spouting rape slogans, like "We're using all your holes."
If you could silence Ava and take away the violence, this could be a pretty good scene, as Ava's an entusiastic fucker who really knows how to work her hips.
A light-skinned black girl, Simone is probably the best looking girl on this disc, though she leaves something to be desired when it comes to the breasts, as she sports a set of junior-high jugglers. This scene marks the first time in four scenes that a guy put his face into some pussy, and more impressively, it comes during a standing 69. Simone's got herself one strong stud in this scene, and he's able to hold her up in the air with complete control, making for some sexy mid-air mating. The way Simone gets tossed around is truly impressive. Best of all, the spanking is kept to a bare minimum. This is one of the best, most sexually creative scenes I've seen in some time.
If the singer Pink did porn, it would look kind of like this. The spiky-haired Emily gives an entusiastic blowjob to get the party started, giving me a scare when going deep throat. Thankfully, she doesn't gag, so the sexiness is still in tact. And for a second straight scene, we get a nicely done 69. My hopes were high for another fuckfest on par with Simone's scene, but then the choking happens. Oddly though, Pink...I mean, Emily hits and spits right back at her man, aggressively pushing back in doggystyle. This scene is far removed from the first three, and delivers when it comes to well-shot pussy pounding.
A cute brunette with a plump rack, Ariana gets right into it with what appears to be a pair of bikers. It's obvious immediately that we're back in misogyny territory, with forced blowjobs, tit slapping and verbal assaults. But despite the violence, Ariana still gets eaten out and rimmed. Odd that they would give her pleasure where the the other thugs simply banged her ass. By the way, I swear one of them farted. It seems that Ariana has Paxil Pussy, because after the guys bone her for a while, they become downright loving, and forget about the rough stuff. I wonder if that would work in the Middle East...
This disc is strictly for the misogynistic and sadistic. The violence inflicted upon the girls in these scenes is as close to rape as you'll find within the legal limits of porn. If you get off on seeing a girl smacked, choked and generally abused, you're not going to find a better DVD than this one without getting arrested. Oddly, the disc is almost schizophrenic, as the first three scenes are 180-degrees opposite of the final three. Take away the first three and you'd have something worth checking out, but as it is now, there are better discs out there, and I need a shower.