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I Want to Fuck You... in the Bathroom

Studio: Private » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/18/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

I Want To Fuck You…In The Bathroom: The Best Of Private 57


Genre: Compilation

Director: varied by scene

Cast: Veronica Stark, Phillippe Soine, Silvia Saint, Christophe Clark, Lucy, David Perry, Cecile, Alain Deloin, Jean Yves LeCastel, Laura Angel, Leslie Taylor, Sandra Iron, Gabriella Bond, Michelle Wild, Steve Holmes, Judit Nemyo, Angelica Sweet, Chris Lover

Length: 145 minutes

Date of Production: 5/2004 (compilation itself)

Extra's: For me, the best extra was the production notes that outlined the scenes. It saved a lot of time but also allowed me to provide more information on where each scene came from and some of the performers that I wasn't familiar with. There was also the usual set of trailers, photogallery, cast biographies, and various languages with subtitles but those are standard on a Private release. Fans may appreciate the double-sided DVD cover and the new slimmer DVD case that this one shipped in (I wish all companies would go to this style of space saving case).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented mostly in the usual 1.33:1ratio full frame color, as the scenes were originally shot. A few scenes were presented in widescreen but at least two of them were cropped to the aspect ratio since they were full frame on their original release. For the most part, the scenes looked very crisp and clear, even for their age, with some grain and video noise on older scenes inevitable. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English but most of the time, the scenes were only narrated in English and the dubbing was pretty lame.

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Body of Review: Compilations are sometimes called the scourge of porn since far too many of them are really lame and aren't worth the money the producers would charge. There are always exceptions to such rules and Private is one of those companies that tries to do the consumer right by such groupings of scenes. Their latest compilation, I Want To Fuck You In The Bathroom is the companies 57th such compilation, focusing on scenes from their huge library of releases that have performers screwing in bathrooms (public and private). Like Volume 52 in the series, there was a lot of fuck for the buck so read the following breakdown of the scenes by original release, date of production, director, cast and action if you're still interested:

Scene One: Sex Therapy: 9/1998: D-Pierre Woodman: Veronica, a hot looking brunette with a lean body (called Victoria here by the narrator), went into the ladies room and was followed by Phillippe. She didn't argue with him (the dubbing was distracting) and went right to her knees to please him. Looking up with her bright blue eyes, she inhaled him slowly at first but built up speed as she nearly got him off orally. They boned standing up and on the throne with her doing some PTM and rimming him for an added treat. There was no anal but she took the facial well.

Scene Two: Triple X Video 24: 11/1996: D-Christophe Clark: Silvia, one of the hottest blonde the jizz bizz ever produced, was featured on the front DVD cover from her prime. Christophe was her partner as the two went into the bathroom to screw. Her fetish attire was hot and he wasted no time getting inside her sweet pussy with some PTM action before the short anal. Her energy levels were off the charts and the scene was very solid.

Scene Three: Sex Tapes: 8/2001: D-Jean Yves LeCastel: Lucy, a tall, leggy blonde with a very lean body, followed David into a public urinal where she dropped to her knees to blow him. He took her from behind and her pussy took a beating, as did her ass from his ravaging. It ended with some ATM and a facial and her licking the urinal clean.

Scene Four: Kruger Park: 12/1996: D-Pierre Woodman: Cecile, a curvy brunette wearing a metallic one piece outfit, went to a public restroom to take a leak and was followed by both Alain and Jean. She blew them before they started hammering away at her pussy and ass. I don't recall the original version being in widescreen so I guess they cropped it down but the sex was pretty solid this time as everyone looked to get off. It included a DP as well as the other forms of sex you'd expect from a Private release, including her licking them clean afterwards.

Scene Five: China Box: 8/2001: D-Antonio Adamo: Laura, one of the most attractive gals Private ever employed, followed David and Leslie into the public restroom as they took care of business. She sat back on a conveniently placed couch and took over to let them know she meant business. They rubbed her and soon she squatted in front of them to provide oral stimulation to both of them. They then took turns boning her before they DP'd her with a facial finish. Whew!

Scene Six: Sex, Lies, & Internet: 6/2003: D-Gianfranco Romagnoli: Sandra, an attractive blonde with short hair and a pretty face, finished going to the bathroom when David approached her stall for some heated action. After some rambling speech that she probably didn't know what the words meant, she blew him with lots of energy before he rimmed her in return. They screwed like happy little bunnies and she also did some anal before the pop shot. This was a good scene too.

Scene Seven: Sweet Lady 2: 1/1996: D-Pierre Woodman: Gabriella, a blonde of average looks (at least in this scene), fought with her father and decided to get some revenge by screwing a stranger (Alain) in the restroom of the restaurant they were at. She blew him and then they screwed with her showing a lot of energy and chemistry here. The scene was cropped to widescreen from its original full frame aspect ratio but it still looked good. Most of the sex was oral and straight but there was some anal too. If you like hearing performers speak French, you'll love this one a lot.

Scene Eight: Lust Tango In Paris: 5/2001: D-Kovi: Michelle and Steve had a scene in a bathroom after she got out of the tub. It was very energetic and fun to watch. I've grown to appreciate her sexual skill more every time I watch her since she is one of those performers that grows on you over time.

Scene Nine: Riviera: 5/2000: D-Pierre Woodman: Judit, a hot looking brunette with long, straight hair, had a scene in a bathroom with Chris. They were boning away when Angelica joined in on the fun by masturbating as she listened in on them. Judit was very good as a sex worker and except for how she kept looking at the camera, I really liked what she could do.

Summary: I think the varied nature of the scenes made this one worth a rating of Recommended although the DVD provided a lot of fuck for the buck and had a cast of hot looking gals that I wanted to see boning a lot more. I don't have a fetish for screwing in bathrooms so if you do, you'll likely raise the rating to adjust for that fact but the compilation was only good, not great, this time.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of domestic performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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