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Photographic Mammaries Vol. 2

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/18/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Photographic Mammaries 2

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo, Large Breasts

Director: Brandon Iron

Cast: Rita Faltoyano, John Strong, Steve Holmes, Katin, Manuel Ferrara, Chelsea, Brandon Iron, Alicia Rhodes, Michael Stefano, Haley, Brian Surewood, Sascha, Jim Beem, Arnold Schwartzenpecker

Length: 140 minutes

Date of Production: 2/16/2004

Extra's: The best extra for most folks is invariably the bonus sex scene. In this case, it was a point of view blowjob by Shannon Getsit to Brandon Iron. She was the unfortunate lass that had an accident while cooking that left her in a coma covered with burns all over her body recently. It even offered an address to donate to her medical fund (Monica M. Smith c/o Shannon's Fund for deposit only POB 555, Elizabeth Town, PA 17022). There was also a feature that had five extra minutes of Rita teasing the camera, a short interview with Rita Faltoyano, a photogallery, some trailers, a director's biography, a cumshot recap, a cast list by scene, a short photoshoot scene, and an eleven and a half minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Juan Cuba. With as long a feature as this one was, I almost never expect such great and varied extras but Brandon has long been an advocate of providing plenty of fuck for the buck, so when I saw his name on the cover, I knew I'd be happy.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot on video. The picture was very crisp and clear with only minimal visual grain and no compression artifacts noticed. The fleshtones were accurate and I think this was among the best looking releases I've seen from Platinum X Pictures. The audio was presented in stereo English but there wasn't a lot of talking going on, nor was there a lot of separation between the channels, but the sound was never a problem here.

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Body of Review: Brandon Iron, director of hits like I Like It Rough 3 and Ten little Piggies, is a force to be reckoned with in the porn world. His emphasis on hard hitting, rough sex scares some people but the fans know this man can give them what they want, and remain loyal to him, regardless of where he performs or directs. His latest release is Photographic Mammaries 2, a show that has five scenes centering on attractive gals with curvy bodies and large breasts, and the sequel to Volume 1. There was a lot of anal action going on here too but those that like gonzo will want to continue reading the breakdowns of the scenes below:

Scene One: Rita, a long time fan favorite with a beautiful face, hot body and sexual skill that is nearly off the charts, started off by posing for the cameras outside. The scene then moved inside where both John and Steve began massaging her on a bed. She orally pleased them and they took turns boning this hotty in her tight pussy and tender but sweet ass. Fans will note that she had what looked like metal stitches on her abdomen but nothing to diminish this gal's energetic and chemistry filled performance. Fans of rougher sex will like that there was some choking and the DP went smoothly as they guys did their absolute best to impale her but everyone knows you can't go wrong with this gal. Whew!

Scene Two: Katin, a brunette wearing a neon pink fishnet top and black tiny shorts, showed off her 36-C breasts during the tease sequence and then gave a short interview before taking on Manuel in the hotel room. I like curvy bodies and while I know following Rita in a scene is not easy, she did pretty well too. She has a well-rounded ass and the ability to use it that belies her 19 years on Earth. He spent some time playing with her breasts before boning her tight ass. He mixed it up a bit by feeding it to her and doing some titty fucking with ATM as the circus act treat for fans. She also let him take her pussy but he went back to anal several times as well. In all, she proved her skill was more than most in the business so I expect even better performances from her in the future but she had good energy and enthusiasm here. Fans will like that she swallowed his load without question or hesitation.

Scene Three: Chelsea, the hotty on the front DVD cover with the impressive breasts, followed the formula and posed while having her picture taken. Her partner for the scene was the infamous Brandon so I knew there'd be some rougher sex here for fans. They played with her breasts a bit and she then blew him, giving some titty fucking action up as well. She engaged him fully as she rode him to excess with her pussy. There wasn't anal this time but with a body and face like hers, who cares? It ended when he jerked off to her breasts and rubbed it in. I hope to see more of her in the future, even if this scene wasn't as solid as the previous two.

Scene Four: Alicia, a buxom blonde from England that has a couple extra pounds but puts them to good use in all of her scenes, had a scene with Michael by a window as she sat on a chair. He was the most romantic guy of the bunch, kissing her many times before going for the pots of gold located on her chest. She blew him and gave him a titty fuck before he started hammering away at her tight box. She kept up the dirty talk and her fishnet stockings combined with the black leather corset really worked for her image. They screwed in a number of positions in her pussy and ass with tasting of his penis taking place more often than not. Fans of the anorexic looking flavor of the month gals should check this scene out to see why Alicia is a force of nature when having sex. Whew!

Scene Five: Haley, a leaner brunette with the fresh look so many of you prefer, played with her own breasts, sucking the nipples and asking for some action. Her first partner while in the comfy leather chair was Manuel, a guy she apparently favored as she blew him with some degree of success before he started porking her. She appeared to be new to anal but let him drill her anyway and after some ATM and titty fucking; she took on Brian, Arnold, Jim, and Sascha, orally. They coated her face like a mask and the scene ended with some measure of warmth. The gal had a lot of potential, even if it wasn't fully utilized here.

Summary: The sex here was hot, the cast extremely talented and attractive, and the technical matters well handled with some great extras to boot. I'm going to rate it as Highly Recommended, just as I did Volume 1, and I can safely say that I hope other companies get as good by the time they hit their 73rd release, since there was a lot of fuck for the buck here, and it was great fuck for the buck at that! Brandon is on a roll and it's easy to see why he's one of the crown jewels of Platinum X Pictures.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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