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Hellcats 3

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/19/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Hellcats 3

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Joey Silvera

Cast: Teagan, Brian Pumper, Rick Masters, Sativa Rose, Heather Gables, Kurt Lockwood, Katin, Cris Taliana, Mick Blue, Rita Faltoyano, Mark Ashley, Dillion Day, Kiara Rose, Jay Ashley, Alex Devine, Sylvio Mata

Length: 158.5 minutes

Date of Production: 4/15/2004

Extra's: The best extra for most fans is going to be the nine minutes of extra footage. Most of it was a mix of sex and goofing off but the cast was looking good in all of it so additional footage remains at the top of the list as far as I'm concerned too. There was also the usual photogallery, filmographies and cast list but since the feature itself was so long, it wasn't as big an issue. Keep in mind that scene six is exclusive to the DVD and could rightfully be considered a bonus scene but since no sensible person buys tape any more, the DVD is the standard and the tape is just missing a scene. ;)

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is shot these days. While there were some minor issues with lighting that caused the usual grain, video noise and other visual flaws, the problems were not as bad as a great many other Evil Angel releases in most scenes. The gonzo style of shooting isn't dependent on technical perfection, which gives it an air or authenticity to the viewer. The audio was a bit on the weak side though as the stereo sound lacked dynamic range and separation but if you turned up the volume, you could hear the vocals okay.

Body of Review: Joey Silvera is probably the most versatile director Evil Angel has ever had. While no one in gonzo is as good as Stagliano (in the limited scope of what he does), no one is as good as Leslie at his surreal visions, and few approach the raw energy of Jordan, most fans of porn know that Silvera can do a little bit of everything, almost making trannies look appealing at times (well, if you drink enough). His latest release is Hellcats 3, a series of vignettes done in gonzo form, with an attractive cast of fresh faces having hardcore sex. If you're into that kind of thing, and most straight men are, read the following breakdowns of the scenes by cast:

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Scene One: Teagan, the budding young star in a scene taken when she was new to porn, wore a black fetish outfit to barely cover her very lean body. Brian and Rick were her partners for the scene and most guys would call them lucky. I think she has a very beautiful face and stunning eyes but her body looked like a kid so that aspect didn't appeal to me. The guys played with her after she danced a bit and soon enough, she began working orally on their meat. Her oral skills have never been recognized as anything special but a lot of fans don't care about talent (only looks). They then began boning her tight pussy and eventually some anal before they came on her. It was an okay scene but aside from her looks, she didn't bring much to the table (as she gets better sexually, she'll alter that equation though). She's on the lower right hand side of the DVD cover for those who care.

Scene Two: Sativa, a short brunette with healthy sized breasts and lips (on the upper middle of the front DVD cover), Heather, the blonde right beside her on the right, and Kurt, had a scene together next. They were new when the scene was made (of course Evil Angel didn't provide a production date that verified that fact) and each had much more enthusiasm than Teagan did. The sex was rougher here, with Heather supposedly asking for it, and the outfits they wore supported this premise. There was oral, lesbian, and straight sex with some slapping and hair pulling to go with the PTM (and later some ATM). Sativa was the most energetic of the two and chunky Heather took anal well for an early scene. Sativa's dirty talk elevated the heat a lot and the scene was wild.

Scene Three: Katin and Cris, both brunettes found on the lower middle of the front DVD cover, were up next in a scene that showed their playfulness as much as their sweet asses and fishnet apparel. They initially worked on each other with some spanking and kissing outdoors but found a good place to play inside with Mick not long afterwards. They sucked and licked one another as they spanked, slapped and otherwise messed around and the boning was pretty warm too. Each gal got to ride the Mick express and Cris even rimmed him a little bit. It ended when they blew him to completion and cleaned him up orally.

Scene Four: Rita, the most experienced hotty of the bunch wore a fetish nurse outfit as shown on the lower left of the front DVD cover. She paddled a tied up Dillion while Mark watched but soon enough, Dillion was released in order to play with this queen of porn. She spanked him while she played with herself and gave a no-hands blowjob until Mark joined in and she blew both of them. Her sloppy oral was hot to watch and the guys must've thought so too since they worked up some testosterone to start screwing her tight box and ass after that. There was a major DP and she cleaned their cocks orally in a fit of ATM with PTM trimmings, just before they jerked out loads onto her lovely face.

Scene Five: Kiara, a brunette new to porn when this was shot, had a scene with Jay and Mick in the living room. She's the gal on the upper left-hand side of the front DVD cover in the fishnet top if you're curious as to what she looks like. She had nipple clamps on and the guys spanked her and otherwise treated her roughly but she seemed to like it (a lot). There was oral, fingering, straight, anal and a DP with all the trimmings although her ability to enjoy the sex seemed to weaken as the sex got more severe. At one point, it looked like a DPP (two dicks in the pussy at once) but the lighting was about as good as usual so your guess is as good as mine). Smoking fans will like that she smoked Jay's dick and a cigar at the same time with the scene ending with some oral pop shots.

Scene Six: Alex, dressed like a make believe girl scout, let Rick and Sylvio play with her outside as she told them how much she liked sucking cock. They dropped their draws and had her prove it, with them stripping her in no time after getting warmed up a bit. They took it inside after that and she proved her oral skills were decent enough to rate in the top hundred porn performers of the week, with lots of slobber and even her rimming them to top it all off with. The sex was only oral and straight but she seemed talented and I hope she continues to improve her craft in the future.

Summary: The cast, the sex, and the direction were all above average, even if some scenes were a bit overrated elsewhere. I think most fans of the cast or director will be in heaven with what took place and that's why I'm rating this as Recommended. For the most part, there was a tremendous amount of fuck for the buck and this is a trend that I truly have appreciated of late as companies compete to raise the bar in terms of value. Evil Angel DVD's are among the most expensive releases on the market but they shoot for high replay value and they certainly had that here. Good work!

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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