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Belladonna: The Connasseur

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/19/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Belladonna: The Connasseur

Evil Angel/Belladonna Entertainment

Genre: Lesbian, Gonzo

Director: Belladonna

Cast: Belladonna, Catalina, Arianna Jollee, Charmane, Holly Hollywood, Silky Thumper, Ashley Blue, Katrina Kraven

Length: 139 minutes

Date of Production: 5/19/2004 (box), 4/5/2004 (credits)

Extra's: The main extras were the 10 minute long section of extra footage and the 9.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. Each contributed to the replay value of the movie with the BTS feature showing the gals getting ready and the extra footage section showing some pretty smoking sex taking place. The other extras included the usual filmographies, cast list, and photogallery, all of which were okay but nothing great for the regular consumer.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as porn is generally shot in these days. The focus seemed a bit off and the colors slightly muted for artistic effect. Why they didn't just stick with video and not fool around with the picture is beyond me since it didn't add anything to the fun and weakened the heat in a few cases. There was grain and video noise due to lighting with some pattern noise on the fishnet apparel. The audio was presented in stereo English but it was too low, the separation not present and the dynamic range weak (as usual).

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Body of Review: Many fans of Belladonna have expressed happiness that she is now a contract director for the mighty Evil Angel Empire. After all, it is one of the premiere gonzo producers in the world and she is well known for her gonzo circus act sex, right? Well, to date, this arrangement has been mixed since she has stuck with gonzo LESBIAN movies to direct, which are not her strength. One look at Evil Pink says it all and I would've preferred she stuck to performing if that's all she had to offer. Thankfully, her second lesbian outing is better so maybe the learning curve isn't so steep. The movie this time is Belladonna: The Connasseur and she did manage to give some solid performances as well as get her employees to do likewise. If you like hardcore lesbian porn with a bit of rougher sex, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Belladonna, sporting her usual Black hair (although cropped very short), dominated Catalina from the outset of the movie by forcing her to drink milk from a saucer on the floor. After that, out came the strap on dildo that Bella uses to play with her gals and a host of other toys, primarily a large glass dildo. Catalina scrubbed the floor and took whatever Bella had to offer, including some vaginal and anal plundering. Bella then orally pleased her pet before really letting loose and all heck broke loose after that. She then orally pleased Bella before using a toy on her new mistress and the scene ended with some ATM.

Scene Two: Arianna, a curvy brunette, was up next with Belladonna. Bella was still large and in charge, taking whatever liberties she wanted to after going down on her new friend. Arianna then reciprocated by snacking on Bella's crotch, fingering her way along to pass the time. The gals rimmed and sucked their way across each other's bodies and the feeling I got was they had a super time. Like in the other scenes, Bella stopped just short of fisting herself (or friend) and Arianna is one of those gals that can keep up with her toy for toy in any hole she has. This was a good thing since Bella brought out the heavy artillery, a large black dildo made from a baseball bat. The circus acts continued and Bella took it after that. Like in the other scenes, there was a lot of ATM and they ended with smiles on their faces.

Scene Three: Holly, a white gal with sweet curves and Charmane, an Asian cutie, started off their scene but dry humping a fluffy rug of sorts on a bed. They then started rubbing each other to orgasms, tasting everything they touched (and they touched it all). There was rimming and cunnilingus all over the place and some freaky toys were used to further the kink but Bella wasn't really featured this time, she stuck to assisting her friends while they played. Fans of foot fetish action will note that they did some of that but it wasn't a central theme so go elsewhere if that's what you're looking for. In all, a decent scene if no the best the DVD had to offer.

Scene Four: Silky, a gal with a great ass that has been popping up in a lot of movies lately, and a blonde Belladonna, started off the next scene wearing matching plaid schoolgirl outfits (in blue and green this time rather that the more traditional colors). Silky was eating an ice cream cone and Bella wanted some herself so they worked one another over a little on the outdoor staircase. While they got a bit rough with one another, most of the action centered on oral pleasure and a couple of toys rather than the larger, grosser stuff seen earlier. There were some rimming, anal and ATM moments but Bella was clearly the leader of the two in all ways and talents, unlike scene two where it was two equals at work. In all, it was an okay scene if you like the themes involved though. .

Scene Five: Ashley, started off the final scene in a sort of prison modeled after a nightmare by a young girl. She cries and pisses out of fear until the guard, in this case Katrina, pulls her out of the cell like a dog. Ashley then gets sent to another, much smaller, cage where Katrina used some large toys to gag and abuse her prisoner, all the while getting ready for the kind of anal hijinks we saw earlier in the show. Oral was interspersed with toys in each hole and lots of ATM or rimming was seen throughout the show. Katrina is a poor-man's Bella but she was definitely the dominant one here. The scene ended with some hot candle wax and large anal beads as Ashley took charge once and for all.

Summary: I think Belladonna is one of the best extreme performers porn has to offer right now and it comes from her heart as much as her crotch but I'd really rather see her start working over the men before too many more failed opportunities pass her by. The cast, the heat, and the sex made this worth a rating of Recommended, especially since the amount of material was so high but with better technical values it might've been even better (although she'd need some men in the movie for that too). Check it out but keep in mind that the rough sex was all toy and lesbian so it really wasn't as good as it could have been.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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