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Nasty As I Wanna Be

Studio: Vivid » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 7/23/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Cast: See review.

Length: 1 hour 33 minutes

Extras: "Bonus Room" [3 extra scenes], "Behind the Scenes", & a Photo Gallery. There are also some previews, an ad for Vivid's website & something called "Sexy Talk" which is actually the FORCED phone sex ads at the beginning [does anyone actually PAY for that..?]

Audio/Video: The video is 1.33:1 full frame ratio. The picture quality and audio is inconsistent. The ten scenes are culled from ten different films. The majority are shot on video and have acceptable audio and video.

Preface about my method: It's my belief that compilations are much better than full features. I mean, think about it. Why do people watch Adult films? Is it for the compelling storylines? How bout the Oscar worthy acting? Nope. It's for sex. Plain and simple. These Vivid compilations serve that purpose. They present you with a DVD that cuts all the bull and gets down to business.

"the Return Of Tori Welles" - Tori Welles, Emily Jewel & Tony Tedeschi
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: 69. Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Nope.
Tori walks in on Emily giving Tony, who's tied to a weird S&M rack, a blowjob. Shortly afterwards, she's crouched down on her knees sharing the duty with Emily. After a quick lick or two, Tori crawls underneath Emily and begins licking her pussy. One quick cut later, we see Emily bent over as Tori continues licking her. After some more oral play, including a 69 between Tori and Tony, Tori bends over to get hammered from behind. Following that, Emily spreads her legs for some missionary as Tori briefly rides her face. The scene ends with Tony shooting on Emily's stomach.

This wasn't a bad scene. The production date for this movie is 1998, and it shows. How, you might ask? Well, Tori's had some tattoo work done. However, I didn't let it bother me as I was watching Tori and Emily suck, fuck and get fucked.

"Where the Boys Aren't 1" - Tori Welles, Barbara Dare & Summer Rose
Acts Included: Oral.
We join the scene as Tori is diving between Barbara's thighs while Summer watches. As this is going on, Joey Silvera is talking to a director [or another industry person] who informs him that Tori has never done a girl/girl scene before. However, he tells Joey, they're going to keep rolling. Over on the couch, Tori's lying back as Barbara and Summer lick her pussy. Barbara moves up to sit on Tori's face while Summer continues eating Tori's pussy. Barbara brings out a silver vibrator and, after lubing it up and rubbing it against Tori's clit, begins to fuck Tori with it as Summer licks Barb's pussy. When Barbara's done with the vibrator, Tori sits on her face while Summer continues to eat her pussy as the scene fades out.

I can appreciate the old school scenes as much as the next person, but this scene didn't do much for me. Not that it was badly shot or the girls weren't good, it's just not a scene that i'd go back and watch again.

"Scarlet Bride" - Tori Welles & Tom Byron
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle.
Condoms: Nope.
Tori and Tom are sitting in a pool. After some mercifully short small talk, Tori gives Tom some brief deep head and, when Tori's done, he returns the favor...briefly. After he gives his dick a quick couple of strokes, Tori bends over so he can give her some brief doggystyle. VERY brief. The scene ends with a weak shot on Tori's face after she gives his dick a couple more sucks.

Blink...and you'll miss this action in this scene. In fact, it probably took you longer to read this scene's review. Disappointing.

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"Twenty Something 3" - Tori Welles & Lawrence Zenon
Acts Included: Oral.
Tori begins the scene by taking Lawrence's tiny tool in her mouth. While he's getting his knob slobbed, Captain Obvious tells Tori "You're Hot!". Jeez, rocket scientist...ya think?!! I'm assuming she doesn't like tiny things in her mouth, since it's not long before she stands up takes off the bottom half of her 80s jumpsuit so she can make Lawrence eat her pussy. Once he's done, we see Tori standing up teasing him by rubbing her pussy and wiggling her ass as she tells him that she wants him to fuck her. It's pretty sad that when the camera focuses on Lawrence sitting in a chair stroking himself, his dick COMPLETELY disappears in his hand. Actually, I take it back...it's not sad, it's funny. Well, sad and funny. I'm guessing Tori gave up waiting for him to get hard since, after some more shots of her rubbing herself, she ends the scene by giving Larry a handjob until he cums on her stomach.

Funny. Too funny.

"True Confessions Of Tori Welles" - Tori Welles, April West & Jon Dough
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary. Scissors.
Condoms: Nope.
A drunken Tori stumbles in on Jon as he's between April's thighs giving her pussy a licking. After Tori goes to answer the phone, she returns with some stockings and begins putting 'em on April. When Tori takes off her pants to put on her stockings, April has to pull Jon away, leaving Tori behind as she begins masturbating on the couch. While Jon and April begin getting busy again, Tori walks in on them and asks April if she wants to share. April asks Jon "What do you think?" Hmmm...wonder what his answer will be? Well, before he can reply, Tori straddles his face as April begins sucking his dick. Poor fella. After some tag teaming on his dick, April walks over and sits on Jon's face while Tori continues sucking his dick. A quick fade and we see Jon giving Tori some missionary while April rides her face. Tori gets some scissors and some doggystyle before Jon ends the scene with a shot on Tori's ass.

This scene, every hot-blooded male's fantasy, was pretty damn hot.

"the Return Of Tori Welles" - Tori Welles & Ian Daniels
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Yep.
Ian walks in on an angered Tori. Turns out, she's discovered a video tape of his and, holding a whip and dressed in leather, she tells him it's time for him to receive his punishment. The first thing she does is drop his pants and begins sucking his dick. He gives her pussy an enthusiastic licking before she gets on top of his face for a quick ride. She then lays back for some missionary and some doggystyle . After that, Ian gives her some anal missionary until he cums on her mouth.

While I thought this scene started out pretty weak, it definitely heated up midway through. I was also surprised at the anal action since I don't think i've ever seen Tori take it in the ass. I could be wrong, though.

"Sleeping Beauty" - Tori Welles & Randy West
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl. Spoon.
Condoms: Nope..
The camera follows a trail of discarded clothes to see Tori on her knees giving Randy a blowjob. There are some incidental scenes that i'm sure would make sense if you were watching the entire feature, but it makes little sense during this scene. Tori and her crimped 80s hair continue giving Randy head, until he spreads her legs and gives her "wench pussy" a licking. He follows this up by sliding his dick in her for some missionary and some cowgirl once Tori gets on top of him. She ends the scene by stroking him until he cums.

I didn't care for this scene too much. Tori looked cute, but there was way too much going on that was shown that made no sense.

"Out For Blood" -Tori Welles & Eric Price
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Missionary. Doggystyle.
Condoms: Nope.
Tori, who was looking quite hot at the beginning of this scene, walks up to Eric and begins kissing him as he fondles her. Eventually, after a little too much foreplay, Eric begins to give her pussy a licking. She gives his dick a brief sucking before bending over for some doggystyle followed by some sexy missionary. The scene ends with an internal cumshot from Eric, after which Tori tells him that she wants to suck his dick one more time. As she makes her way down to it, she sprouts fangs and the scene abruptly fades.

The internal cumshot was fairly hot, and I think Tori looked the hottest during this scene. It's a shame there wasn't more sex, but i'll take what I can get.

"Where the Boys Aren't 1" - Tori Welles & Barbara Dare
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Tori and Barbara are making out until Tori sits Barbara down and spreads her legs to begin licking her pussy. After some pretty good head, they switch places, and Barbara gives Tori a licking until she whips out the silver vibrator for a little fun. It's brief, however, and the scene ends with the girls kissing in an embrace.

Bah. This scene seemed like much more of a throwaway than the previous scene from the same flick. However, while I wouldn't intentionally go back and watch the previous scene, i'd make sure to avoid this one.

"True Confessions Of Tori Welles" - Tori Welles & Jerry Butler
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Nope.
An agressive Tori is teasing Jerry by spreading her legs and rubbing her pussy while not allowing him to touch himself. She tells him to beg her to suck his cock. He does, and after removing his pants, she gives him a brief blowjob. She then spreads her legs he can lick her pussy and after some more back and forth, she eventually lets him fuck her pussy. There's some missionary before he tells her to get on her knees for some scene-ending doggystyle which sees Jerry cumming on her chest.

Both Tori and Jerry seemed to be very into this scene, but I just wasn't feeling it. I've seen Tori's aggressiveness on display before, with much better results than this.

Bonus Scene from "Bad Kitty" - Michelle Michaels & Nick Manning
Bonus Scene from "Happy Ending" - Kaylani Lei & Evan Stone
Bonus Scene from "Loveless" - Lezley Zen & Julian
Behind the Scenes of "Loveless"

Concluding Words
: When I was a wee young'un, Tori was the very first Latina in the porn industry that caught my eye. Though she was only in the industry for close to three years, she made her mark in it with her hot little body, an enthusiastic aggressiveness and a sultry, smoldering look that instantly ignited any scene she was in. Unfortunately, from this compilation, it would seem as if all of that was saved for the OTHER companies she did work for. Don't get me wrong, there are a couple of hot scenes/moments scattered on this disc, but it's nowhere near an accurate representation of Tori's career. Not to mention that it falls thirty minutes short of the standard running time from every other Vivid compilation i've reviewed so far.

With a heavy heart, this disc gets a Rent It.

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