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Elastic Assholes

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 7/26/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


There are a few directors in the adult industry whose titles are always worth taking a look at, no matter who the female performers in them might be. Once such director is Mike John. In his latest release, Red Light District's aptly named Elastic Assholes, John does it again with some hot looking European talent getting both their holes stretched thoroughly in five sizzling sex scenes.

First up is blonde Jane Darling, who is wearing a black top and panties, and strips out of them to play with both her pussy and ass. She enters a room where Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes and Robert Rosenberg are waiting for her on a couch, and Jane immediately lowers her asshole onto Steve's dick moving right down the line and trying each guy anally in the reverse cowgirl position. Fans of double penetration should also rejoice since each and every scene on this DVD has lots of that type of action...starting with Jane. The climax here is an enjoyable one, as Jane waits for all three guys to cum in her mouth before she swallows down the complete mixture!

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Next we have box cover girl Liliane Tiger (who, it should be noted, is actually referred to in the title at "Lucy Tiger"). She's wearing the same outfit that you see her in on the box cover, and the good news is that she leaves those sexy, long-strapped heels on throughout her performance! Erik and Steve return for this scene, and they are joined by dark-skinned actor Franco Roccoforte, who gives viewers the only interracial action they'll see on this DVD. After some more D.P. action in plenty of positions, each guy takes turns "pile driving" Liliane's pussy as she lies on the floor with her legs up in the air. Facials from the guys conclude the action.

Ellen Saint is a blonde who is smoking a cigar and showing off in a pink outfit at the beginning of her segment. This is the only threesome of the disc (all other scenes are foursomes), as Ellen is joined by Steve and Robert. While most of the action is similar to what we've seen already, the pop-shots here are particularly noteworthy as both guys cum inside Ellen's ass and she then squirts out the spoo onto the camera lens!

The "veteran" of Elastic Assholes is blonde Kathy Anderson, who should be familiar to those who view a lot of releases from Private and/or Evil Angel. Erik, Steve and Robert all return for this foursome, which includes two facials from Erik and Robert, and an internal anal cumshot from Steve.

A good director knows to save his/her best scene for last, and Mike John delivers here, with my vote for the hottest babe on the disc blonde-haired Julie Silver. Julie is dressed in black lingerie with a blue flower print on it, and she has great boobs and equally nice legs. Erik, Steve and Robert are all back once again (who can blame them?), and Julie gets a real workout, including not only standard double penetration, but a bunch of D.P. action that occurs with the guys holding her up in the air between them. Julie takes three facials at the conclusion, and she swallows the cum that manages to make it into her mouth.


One of the better adult studios out there when it comes to mastering DVDs, the video quality here is above average, with a nice sharp picture in the full-frame format. The audio is only 2.0 Dolby, but that's more than adequate for this gonzo disc.


Extras include an 18-minute Behind The Scenes featurette, plus a 27-minute Bonus Scene featuring dark-haired Claudia Rossi in action with Erik Everhard and two other guys. There's also a Slide Show, Website Access and the standard Chapter Selection.


With Euro-chicks, lots of anal action, lots of gaping and plenty of D.P. fun, if you're a fan of harder-edged adult titles, Elastic Assholes is your ticket to ecstasy! The scenes don't waste a lot of time before "getting down to business", the talent is quite attractive, and the replay value of the DVD is quite high. Pick it up!

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