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Deep in Cream 5

Studio: DVSX » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 7/28/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Straight/Internal Cumshots

Director: Alex Ladd

Cast: Selena Silver, Corina Taylor, Poppy Morgan, Jordan Styles, Audrey Leigh, Britney Skye, Britney Madison, Kris Slater, Joe Friday, Van Damage, Mark Ashley, Cheyne Collins, and Joel Lawrence

Length: 1hr 50 min

Production Date: DVSX, 2004

Extras: -=Scene Selection Without Act Access=- -=Behind the Scenes, running only about 3 minutes including some funny bts of blooper-like moments=- -=Solo Scenes, 7 scenes with each of the 7 girls=- -=Gallery=- -=Pop Shot Access=- -=Internet Info=-

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is presented in 2.0 as expected. For the most part the sound was fine. There was no music during the scenes, so the actors could be heard easily. Occasionally, the microphone was too close and so some noises caused distortion or simply bursts in volume; particularly in the final scene where the energy was more intense than the rest of the picture. The Video of the film is in Full Frame Color. Despite this image quality and colors were crisp. Shots and edits were well done, except in some scene where an apparent awkwardness of the actors resorted in a cut.

Body of Review: It's like the Christmas of cumshots. Just when you think the scene is about over, and the lead actor is going to pull his dick out of the lucky orifice, he does the opposite and pleasantly surprises you. He leaves it in there. The internal cumshot doesn't get as much play as it deserves and perhaps Alex Ladd knew this. Deep In Cream 5 features 7 lovely gals that don't mind a little goo in their pussies or their asses. And they sure as hell aren't afraid to prove it.

Scene 1: Selena Silver and Kris Slater
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, ATM, ICS
Positions: Doggy, Missionary, Piledriver,
Condoms: No
Selena Silver walks onscreen wearing clear heels and a baby blue nightie. Selena is not really my type; she's a bigger gal than most starlets and she's fair skinned and long, annoyingly curly brown hair. But don't let her below average appearance fool you. The quick strip she does and the beckoning look she gives can melt anyone one of us. She's got a piercing glare and a wicked smile. When the dude of her scene comes over he reaches into her panties and pets her smooth, pink pussy. Selena gives him head like there's no tomorrow with some gagging and plenty of spit. But despite this I didn't find her much to look at once the camera panned away from her face. She takes it in doggy first, kneeling on a couch and sticking her ass in the air. Too bad it's not an ass I care much to see tapped, so when the action gets hot I'm really not that into it. Selena pretty much just lies still during the anal. Why get excited when the actors barely do? And while I love a good piledrive, this one is nothing you haven't seen before. The heart of this scene is in the oral and the deep throating, which goes on a bit, but shows Selena's enthusiasm at its best. Positions and scene went on way longer than needed. Finally he pops to her ass and Selena does one final ATM.

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Scene 2: Corina Taylor and Joe Friday
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, ICS
Positions: 69, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, Missionary
Condoms: No
Dressed in lingerie, heels and a studded neck choker, Corina pleases herself on a bed until her male friend joins her. Corina is a petite cutie with small, bite-size boobs. I like her look, it's highschool skank, particularly with her hair up in a bob. She offers her man a blowjob that looks pretty decent, but is at its best when she's licking all the areas surrounding his staff. She gives a pretty powerful ride in reverse cowgirl, talking dirty and rubbing her little pink slip the entire time. Her tight body was the selling point of the scene. She looks damn hot getting banged from behind, and although she became really loud at times (actually the camera was too close) her moaning was a sexy addition. Again some acts went on too long, and I saw Corina gazing off a time or two. At one point it reaches the 'okay, come already' stage and the scene really lost its heat. The guy announces when he is coming, and sure enough it's there when Corina fingers it out.

Scene 3: Poppy Morgan and Van Damage
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, ICS
Positions: Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Poppy Morgan silently pleases herself on a couch wearing a black corset and matching fishnet stockings. Poppy is a very attractive brunette with thick, long legs and nice, full breasts. She's a perfectly bodied gals with all the right assets. As her man sits back (the least exciting position) she offers a mediocre blowjob. The fucking is stale. The dude has to resort to poking the pussy in order to keep from coming (admitted to in the behind the scenes). And so we get a lot of in and out, fast fucking and quick withdrawals. And no matter how hot the gal, this kills the scene. Especially so here, where Poppy tries to keep going only to be stopped. The scene is also pretty heavily edited for, I assume, this very reason. While in reverse cowgirl anal, the guy pops into her ass and when Poppy pulls him out come drips all over his dick.

Scene 4: Jordan Styles and Mark Ashley
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, ICS
Positions: Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl,
Condoms: No
Jordan looks very stripper-esque in clear heels and mega-short, denim mini skirt. And I think I've seen that silly bra contraption in a Frederick's of Hollywood catalogue. It looks paper-thin and cheap; Imagine that. Despite a belittling wardrobe, Jordan is a beautiful woman, even if she has too much makeup on or moans like a porn star from the 80s. When the guy enters the scene he does some fingering--and watching her pierced little pagoda get slammed by his wet digit isn't all that exciting. Neither is the sex, which begins with him jack hammering her as she lies on the bed. Jordan offers little to this, and before long the guy is back to fingering her and spreading her pussy open for the camera. All fun and good when done with some enthusiasm from the one getting gaped. But here it feels more like a medical exam. Jordan is at her best at the very end when she accepts an internal cumshot and then licks it off his stomach when it drips from her snatch. A great, strong ending, but horribly shadowed by all that precedes it.

Scene 5: Audrey Leigh and Cheyne Collins
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, ICS
Positions: Doggy, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Audrey is quietly minding her own business when a Cheyne walks into the scene to plant his face into her crotch for some very unromantic oral sex. Audrey is a slim, long legged brunette with nice features. She gives a pretty impressive blowjob with some good slurping and nasty noises and you can tell she's putting all her efforts into her task. The action is pretty intense, although not hardcore, but it tends to get interrupted by Audrey crying 'oh shit' or an abrupt cut. The behind the scenes revealed a few awkward and painful-looking moments. This didn't make for the most erotic scene on the disc, but Audrey did stick with it all and in my book she's a winner. Cheyne cums in her pussy and some of it drips out in the end. A satisfying scene but a bit annoying with the cuts and yelling.

Scene 6: Britney Skye, Britney Madison and Joel Lawrence
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal
Positions: Cowgirl, Spoon, Doggy, Missionary
Condoms: No
Two blond Britneys are frolicking on a bed, playing with each other and using a vibrator on their pussies. Skye is an attractive woman with a nice body and funky colored streaks in her long hair. Madison, a bit heavier and not quite as attractive, has never been one of my favorites. But I'm learning to lover her. Every time I see her on camera, I know I'm in for a nasty treat. The two girls kill time by petting their pussies until Joel Lawrence enters the room. This leads to dual action knob slobbing that is, unexpected to me, pretty tame. The screwing Joel delivers to the gals is loud and sounds intense, but really isn't all that exciting. It's just fast fucking with too much screaming--and even a little slapping that darkens the bruise. Skye is so loud at times that it becomes obnoxious. This, coupled with the dirty talk that is more intrusive than sexy, really ruins the scene. At one point I simply didn't care any longer. Not because of the hardness of the action--which I can enjoy immensely when done well--but because it reached a plateau of the ridiculous. Lawrence eventually comes in Madison's pussy, which then drips into Skye's awaiting mouth. Skye then snowballs it into Madison. Sounds nice, but isn't that exciting. Lots of energy, but it's wasted.

Concluding Words: The selling premise behind this title is without a doubt the fact that it depicts beautiful gals participating in internal cumshots. While that alone might be a way to draw the tempted eye toward the beautifully blue and white cover of Ladd's production, it shouldn't be a reason to throw down your hard-earned moolah. Deep In Cream 5 does offer some very hot shots inside some lovely pussies and asses, but the road to get there is a bit rocky. There is a pretty consistent awkwardness between the male and female actors that results in an air of anti-eroticism (is there a better word?). Because of this there are cuts in the scene, pacing, and straight-out yelps. And so I felt this inconsistency and lack of being a bit more careful in constructing the scenes really failed the disc. The solo sex scenes are a nice bonus feature, but if you've scene one, you've seen most. And please companies, stop lying about disc lengths. 2 hours is 2 hours, not 110 minutes. Additional footage doesn't count. I wouldn't go beyond renting this one. Rent It


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