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All Sex #1

Studio: Private » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 8/6/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Compilation

Director: Not provided

Cast: Dayana Kill, Stacy Silver, Laura, Meridian, Olivia De Treville, Michaela Lee, Rita, Katja Kean, Myli, Myrtille, Holly, Sylvia, Brigette, Margot, Monique Covet, Sophie Evans, Caroline Cage, Patricia Diamond, Kelly, Kristina, Tamara, Viktoria, Bagheera, Eva Roberts, Jeanette

Length: 4:09

Production Date: June, 2004

Extras: None. Nada. Zero. Zip.

Audio/Video: Putting together 16 disparate scenes on one DVD is bound to result in a wide variety of audio and video quality. Overall, the final product is decent, though some scenes suffer from bad lighting and tinny or lost audio, while others are marred by digital compression problems. The first scene in particular is no better than most VHS tapes.

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The Review: I don't think I've ever seen a DVD quite like this one before. It is a smorgsabord of porn. There are 16 scenes in all, with no plot, no cast lists, no titles, no nothing. As the title says, this is "All Sex." And when the package says "4 Hours," it's no lie. There are exactly 4:09:23 worth of sex on this DVD, and there's no overall theme, so there's a real good mix of actresses, positions, acts and looks. Every girl here is at least cute, with some quite beautiful. There are no butterfaces here.

The scenes tend to be very short, and there are no credits, so I've strayed from my usual breakdowns. Let's take a look at the scenes.

Scene One: Two guys and a blonde, all Euros, in a bedroom. Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Fingering, Fingercuffs, Double Penetration, Facial. (18 min.) Rating: 2.0

Scene Two: A black girl and a white girl wash a guy's car, until they get into some wet lezzie action. Eventually, the guy joins in. Oral, Vaginal, Facial. (16 min.) Rating: 2.5

Scene Three: This one has a artsy/fantasy angle, with a guy walking down a dimly-lit hall, while two guys in ghoul masks suck and fuck his girl. Then he gets serviced by two girls himself (thankfully sans masks). Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Facial. (16 min.) Rating: Weird

Scene Four: A couple of guys, plus the waiter bang a guy's Asian girlfriend in a restaurant. Oral, Fingering, Vaginal, Double Penetration, Four facials. (16 min.) Rating: 3.0

Scene Five: This one's in French, but there's a guy in a wheel chair, a girl dressed like she just was in The Matrix and a pair of naked guys. Oral, Vaginal, Double Penetration, Anal, Fingercuffs, Facials. (18 min.) Rating: 2.5

Scene Six: Another Euro import. Two guys bang a hot girl in a wine cellar. Rimming, Oral, Anal, Standing Double Penetration, Facials. (20 min.) Rating: 2.0

Scene Seven: Three chicks plot poolside to fuck a guy. Then they do it. Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial. (13 min.) Rating: 2.5

Scene Eight: An way-too-tan blonde girl takes on three dicks. Oral, Vaginal, Double Penetration, Anal, Facials. (21 min.) Rating: 2.0

Scene Nine: Foreign again. A couple comes upon a guy tied to a tree in the woods, and naturally, they tease him by having sex. Oral, Vaginal, Facial. (12 min.) Rating: 2.5

Scene Ten: A fetish clip this time. A big-titted blonde puts on leather and shaves before strapping one on for her maid alongside some guy. Very artsy. Toy play, Oral, Fingering, Vaginal, Anal, Facial. (16 min.) Rating: 2.0

Scene Eleven: Straightforward guy/girl fuck, though it's probably a dubbed Euro scene. Oral, Vaginal, Facial. (15 min.) Rating: 3.0

Scene Twelve: More Euros, more two-girl/one-guy heat. Oral, Vaginal, Rimming, Anal, Facial. (10 min.) Rating: 2.5

Scene Thirteen: Simply put, it's a five-person (two guys, three girls) group grope. Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Toy Play, Facials. (18 min.) Rating: 3.5

Scene Fourteen: More from the Old World stud in scene 11. White girl, black girl, white guy, pink pussy. Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facials. (14 min.) Rating: 2.5

Scene Fifteen: Where are the subtitles? Three guys, one cute, cute brunette. Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Fingercuffs, Facial, Double Penetration. (12 min.) Rating: 3.5

Scene Sixteen: A wanton maid at a distant castle offers up the trim to a pair of possibly German pussy pounders. Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Facials. (10 min.) Rating: 3.5

Concluding Words: This is the ultimate in "Quick One While They're Away" DVDs, right down to the slim-case packaging that makes it easy to hide. With all these quick, hot scenes, it's unlikely to cause boredom anytime soon. This is one that should be added to everyone's stash. If it had a better DVD presentation, it would have had a shot at the top of the ladder.

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