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Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 8/7/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Anal, Fetish

Director: Skeeter Kerkove

Cast: Gia Paloma, Lyla Lei, Britney Madison, Crystal Ray, Jayna Oso, Scott Lyons, Alex Sanders, Chris Charming, Bad Bob, Benjamin Brat, Dave Hardman,

Length: 2 Hours 20 Mins

Production Date: March 2004

Extras: The extras include a behind the scenes video clip, photo gallery, and some trailers. Overall, there isn't anything too appealing.

Audio/Video: The video is presented in the industry standard, full frame color. The quality isn't terrible, but there isn't anything impressive about it. The clarity seems to match the majority of other films, a slight grain. However, the overall picture felt too dark. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and comes off fairly clear.

Body of Review: Just as the title suggests, the Shitty Shitty Bang Bang focuses upon hardcore anal sex. Five girls spread their cheeks and take it in the ass. As an added bonus, for you fetish-type-goers, the scenery includes a bit of leather and intros with each of the girls smoking a cigarette or two. I didn't find this to be a top notch title, but there were a few scenes that I enjoyed (Gia, Jayna). If you're a fan of anal sex or girls smoking, you might just want to see what is to come. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Gia Paloma
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Facial
Positions: Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Pile Driver
Condoms: No
Gia is a really attractive girl, whose nasty scenes have gotten me a little too excited in the past. In this scene she doesn't look her best, with way too much make-up and a red leather teddy that doesn't seem to fit well. She opens smoking a cigarette and shaking her ass. The scene opens fairly disappointing, with Skeeter sticking a vibrator up her ass. Soon two guys show up and there's some really hot oral action. Gia gives some pretty nasty head. The sex is mostly double penetration, but it is executed fairly well. While I really didn't care for the beginning of the scene, the actual action was pretty heated.

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Scene 2: Lyla Lei
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Lyla is really a petite Asian cutie. She looks damn tasty in a rather revealing leather get up. She dances around and smokes a cigarette. Soon after the scene cuts and Skeeter's sticking a vibrator up her ass. Chris Charming shows up and Skeeter leaves. They open with some fairly dull oral sex. Lyla just didn't do anything impressive here. The sex had some good interesting points, but overall, it really didn't do much for me. I found Lyla great to look at, but her onscreen action just wasn't much action.

Scene 3: Crystal Ray
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Crystal is an attractive blonde, but she just doesn't appeal to me very much. She is wearing a tight little gold two piece that fits nice and snug around her pussy lips. She makes a point to show that off on more than one occasion. She opens doing a a little tease and smoking a cigarette. The scene cuts and she gets the trademark vibrator in her ass and a guy to have sex with. The oral sex had some very strong points, with Crystal doing a fairly good job. The sex opens with the vibrator still in her ass, which eventually gets removed. The sex wasn't nearly as interested as the oral bit.

Scene 4: Britney Madison
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Cum Swallowing
Positions: Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Pile Driver
Condoms: No
Britney has one large set of tits! This girl has never been on my favorite's list, but on occasion, she's really sparked my interest. Unfortunately, this scene isn't one of those. Britney looks decent wearing some very revealing clothing. She shows off her stuff and smokes a cigarette. Soon she's getting the vibrator in her ass and a pair of dicks in her mouth. The oral sex has some enjoyable action, where Britney gets her face slammed with a pair of cocks. The sex gives us a chance to see Britney get really violated. I wasn't too impressed, but that was mainly because Britney just doesn't do it for me.

Scene 5: Jayna Oso
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Cum Swallowing
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Pile Driver
Condoms: No
Jayna is another attractive Asian gal, who shows off her hot little body while smoking a cigarette. Soon she has a vibrator up her ass and Alex Sanders joins her on the couch. The oral sex has some really great action. Jayna does a tremendous job stuffing Alex's cock down her throat. The sex continues to be pretty exciting, with the little Asian cutie making the action look damn good.

Concluding Words: I wasn't too impressed with this title. One of the biggest reasons was the cast. While the girls were all attractive in their own way, the make-up and wardrobe just didn't do it for me. For the most part, each of the girls had way too much make-up on, which just made them look bad. The leather clothing was supposed to be sexy. I know some people really like to see chicks with tight leather on, but there were a few outfits that didn't fit very snug, which didn't look very good. Anyways, the content itself wasn't too spectacular. I was turned off by the vibrator being used in each scene. In addition, the smoking fetish just doesn't do it for me. Overall, this title just wasn't that good. To say the least, it would make for an alrightrental, but if you skip it, you won't be missing much.

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