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Everybody Loves Big Boobies

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 8/10/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Cast: See review.

Length: 3 hours 42 minutes

Extras: Gallery and Web Info.

Audio/Video: Though this disc features 17 scenes from 17 different flicks, the picture quality is pretty bad. While it might be passable on the individual features, since Adam & Eve jammed 17 scenes onto one disc, the picture quality suffers. From color oversaturation to compression artifacts, this one has it all. The audio is a step up. However, it's a very small step.

Sondra Hall
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Yep.
Dressed in what could be 50s garb, Sondra and her man engage in a bit of foreplay before Sondra lays back on a desk to spread her legs so she can get her pussy licked and fingered. After helping Sondra remove the rest of her sexy black lingerie, he's rewarded with a pretty good dick sucking. When he lifts her on the table again, he removes her stockings and after giving her pussy one last lick, he spreads her legs for some missionary. Next, she bends over for some sexy doggystyle. It was nice seeing her curves in action. The scene ends, after some standing scissors, with a shot on her ass.

This wasn't a bad scene. Sondra was a fairly attractive female and the heat was really kicked up a couple of notches once she bent over.

Briana Banks
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Yep.
Briana and her man are making out in a barnyard stable. After Brianna takes off her dress, he pours some milk down the front of her naked body before spreading her legs to give her pussy a licking. Later, he drops his pants so she can deep throat him and, once she's finished, she spreads her legs for some missionary. Briana gets on top for some reverse cowgirl followed by some anal doggystyle before stroking him until he shoots in her mouth.

This wasn't that great of a scene. I'm not that big a fan of Briana's and the action wasn't that great.

Angelica Sin & Bridgette Kerkove
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl. Spoon.
Condoms: Yep.
We join the action in progress, as Bridgette is riding the guy's face while Angelica gives him a blowjob. As Bridgette lays on her back and sticks her ass in the air, the guy squats above her and sticks his dick in her ass. He looks to his left and sees Angelica in the same position, so he can't help but stick it in her ass next. There's some very brief action where Bridgette is sitting on Angelica's face while she sucks the guy's dick, but it's not long before he gives the girls a shot on their titties. How could he miss those things...they're humongous.

This could've been a hotter scene. There wasn't much variety as far as the positions were concerned, but I did like the action that did occur. Though it looked as if they had their makeup spray painted on, Angelica and Bridgette looked pretty damn hot.

Mary Carey & Lezley Zen
Acts Included: Oral.
As we join the scene, Mary's lying in bed rubbing herself as Lezley examines a nearby flask of liquid that we are to assume Mary's sipped from. The action begins as Mary hikes up her skirt so Lezley can get to work on her pussy. The positioning of this action, with Mary on her back and Lezley on her knees with her red thonged ass in the air, was extremely hot. Eventually they switch positions and Mary does away with Lezley's red thongs before giving her a licking. The girls spend a brief amount of time licking a crystal clear dildo, before Mary begins penetrating Lezley with it while she simultaneously tongues her clit. The action switches as Mary just about straddles Lezley's face before being penetrated with the dildo. As Lezley is holding the dildo near her face, Mary rides it 'til she cums and the scene ends. I found this to be a scorching hot scene. While I don't think too much of Lezley's face, her body is fantastic. Mary, on the other hand, pushed all my buttons. I can't believe Californians would rather have an Austrian body builder in charge of their state. What are you guys thinking?!? Mary could govern our state any time she wants. Shit, I think I need to check out more Mary flicks. - Previously reviewed for Hot Cherry Pies.

Brittany Andrews
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Yep.
After making him lie face down on the bed, Brittany gets on top of her man to grind her sexy body against his. Once she stands up and drops her dress, she gets back on top of him to rub her big tits along his back before flipping him over to sit on his face. She returns the favor by sucking on his dick, until she caps it off with condom application using her mouth. When this impressive demonstration of talent is over, she bends over for some doggystyle followed by missionary and cowgirl. The scene ends with Brittany taking a shot on her chest.

This was a pretty sexy scene. Brittany generated some pretty good heat and she had this Christina Applegate-ish look going on.

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Tina Cheri
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Yep.
We join the scene as Tina is being devoured by a guy and a redhead. When the redhead turns her attention towards the fella, Tina kneels down to start licking her pussy followed by both ladies sucking his dick. Lucky guy. Tina bends over and begins licking the redhead's pussy again while the guy is fucking her doggystyle. One can't help but notice that Tina's ass looks very hot as it's bent over. Next, the redhead goes for a reverse cowgirl style ride on the guy's dick, while Tina rides his face. The scene ends with the redhead taking a shot on her mouth.

Another scene that suffered from a lack of variety. However, the action wasn't that bad and Tina did look good bent over.

Kylie Ireland
Acts Included: Oral. Anal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Yep.
We begin the scene as Kylie is doing her best to keep two armored car guards busy. How does she accomplish this? By letting them strip her down and, as one licks her pussy, giving the other one a blowjob. Kylie makes sure to keep a dick in her mouth as she bends over for some anal doggystyle followed by anal missionary. Her job done, the scene ends with a double shot on her face.

This scene played as if it were edited. Kylie, looking a slightly older, was still fun to watch and even generated slight heat.

Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Reverse cowgirl. Doggystyle.
Condoms: Yep.
Surrounded by greenery and wind chimes, Kianna strips Julian down before going down on him. When she's done, she strips and bends over for doggystyle. After getting on top for some brief reverse cowgirl, she take a shot on her chest.

This was a shot scene however, Kianna makes the best of it. While it was yet another scene that suffered from a lack of variety where positions were concerned, thanks to Kianna's hot, thick body, the two that are on display are hot as hell.

Holly Body
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope..
When we begin the scene, Holly is grinding against Alex while a blonde sucks his dick. After giving his dick a quick lick or two, Holly gets on top for some reverse cowgirl as the blonde rides Alex's face. Next, Holly is lying on the picnic table with the blonde between her legs, licking her pussy as she's getting hit from behind by Alex. The blonde briefly takes it in her ass, before Holly is on her back again for some missionary. The scene ends with Alex shooting on Holly's pussy and the blonde licking some of it up.

Holly has a pretty sexy body and the action was hot. Both ladies seemed to be into it and, thankfully, there was some variety in this scene.

Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Nope.
In the kitchen, Kitten drops her man's pants and quickly gets to work on his dick. After a pretty good sucking, with some deep throating included, she gets on the counter and spreads her legs so he can lick her pussy. He gives her ass a brief licking before sliding inside of her for some missionary. Unfortunately, this is the final position before we join his shot on her mouth, already in progress.

Kitten was an extremely sexy chocolate sista with a nice ass and some thick, sexy lips and titties. However, I was very disappointed with this scene. Not because of the action, but because the scene seemed to be so short. There were only two positions and both of them weren't that long. But watching her suck his dick WAS pretty hot. It's a shame there wasn't more action.

Jewel DeNyle
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Missionary. Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope.
Jewel and Julian are sitting on a bed. Julian begins the action by lifting up Jewel's nice little sundress she's wearing and spreading her legs to give her pussy a good licking. She returns the favor with a blowjob before she gets on top for some sexy cowgirl. After giving his dick a another quick licking, Jewel spreads her legs for some deep missionary. When he was ready, Julian laid back as Jewel literally milked him until he delivered a weak shot.

I liked this scene. Jewel's a cutie with a nice set of titties and a thick, sexy ass. I was slightly disappointed that there was no doggystyle, but the cowgirl accentuated her ass just as well.

Lana Moore
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary. Cowgirl.
Condoms: Yep.
Much like the last scene, Lana and Evan begin this one sitting in bed. As Evan's hands are wandering all over her body, they waste no time getting down to business after he lowers her top and hikes up her skirt. He immediately starts fingering her pussy while kissing her and sucking on her nipples. After what seems like an eternity of Evan stroking her pussy, he finally dives between her legs for a very brief licking. She treats him to a titty fucking before giving him a blowjob that I don't think he deserves after that licking he gave her. When she's done, she gets on top for some cowgirl followed by doggystyle. Missionary is the final position before he shoots a load on her stomach.

Lana looked good. She has a nice rack and she was into the scene.

Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope.
Stormy, looking sexy clad in leather, crawls over to Joel and another honey on her knees. The trio immediately begins undressing while Stormy gives Joel a blowjob. As she's doing this, the blonde crawls between Stormy's legs and gives her pussy a great licking. Stormy returns the favor by licking the blonde's pussy while getting hit doggystyle by Joel. Since the blonde was already on her back, Joel decides to give her some missionary. Later, Stormy gets on top for some reverse cowgirl until both ladies are on their knees and coax a medium-sized load from Joel.

While these two girls looked sexy nude, I was kinda hoping they would've kept some of their leather on. Not that I have a leather fetish, they just looked real sexy in black. Other than that, this was a pretty good scene.

Brittany Skye
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary. Scissors.
Condoms: Yep.
We begin the scene as a man who looks like the WWE's "Undertaker" [tattoos and all] is fingering and licking Brittany's pussy. She gives him a quick blowjob before bending over for doggystyle followed by missionary. There's some scissors before 'taker shoots on her thigh, stomach and chest.

This was a pretty ordinary scene. However, Brittany was a cutie with curves and it was fun to watch her fuck. "'taker", on the other hand, wasn't too pleasant to look at.

Stacy Valentine
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Nope.
Stacy, looking sexy in red, is in a bathroom getting her pussy eaten. What better way could there possibly be to begin a scene? It must taste good, since he does this for quite some time before she drops to her knees to give his dick a sucking. After he sits on the toilet, she gets on top and rides him reverse cowgirl before bending over for doggystyle. She gets on the tiled floor for missionary until he pulls out and shoots on her chest.

Stacy Valentine reminds me of a smarter, pre-"reality" show Anna Nicole Smith. She's got curves for days and I like watching them in action. This scene features two positions that showcase these curves.

Taylor St. Claire
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Yep.
I must warn you. When it comes to Taylor St. Claire I am extremely biased. I have NO IDEA why, either. I just know that I am and I am comfortable with that knowledge. So after the mandatory kissing and groping is done, Taylor gets on her knees and begins giving him a blowjob. He retuns the favor by giving her pussy a licking on a desk before bending her over for some sexy doggystyle. There's some deep missionary before he delivers a weak shot on her stomach.

This wasn't the hottest Taylor action that i've seen, but there was heat generated nonetheless. Then again, any time she's bent over on the screen, there's bound to be some heat.

Renee Larue
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope.
After stripping off her clothes, Renee begins grinding on Ian with some sexy purple lingerie on. Once he takes her bra off, she gets on her knees to give him a blowjob. He gives her a quick licking before she gets on top for some sexy reverse cowgirl followed by doggystyle. There was some very brief missionary before Renee took a shot on her mouth.

Renee looked really good in the purple lingerie. Once it came off, there was a lot of heat generated.

Concluding Words: Everybody loves big boobies, right? Well, I know I do. Unfortunately, I like the big natural kind and he majority of the ladies on this disc happen to have the other kind. I'm willing to give 'em a pass since the majority of the girls were very cute and looked great while fucking. And while I understand Adam & Eve's desire to give viewers more bang for their buck, I wish they would realize that trying to jam so much content onto one disc really makes the picture quality suffer.

If the picture quality were better or you happened to be viewing it on one of those mini portable DVD players, this disc would rate a Recommended. Unfortunately, I have to give it a Rent It.

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