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Weapons of Ass Destruction 3

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by The Immoral Majority » Review Date: 8/11/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Anal

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Teagan Presley, Tiffany Mynx, Jayna Oso,Roxy Jezel, Rose, and Charmane Star

Length: 3 hours

Production Date: 2004

Extras: This DVD comes with an entire disc of extras, but there really isn't a lot of content on this second DVD, which makes me wonder when they didn't fit the whole thing on a single disc. In additon to a "fetish menu" which takes you to particular scenes from the movie (DP, rim jobs etc.) there is between 4 and 6 minutes of extra footage from each scene. A photo gallery contains over 40 production stills from the film, and there are also four trailers and text filmographies. With only about 25 minutes of new video, I was pretty disappointed in the second disc.

Audio/Video: The audio and video quailty were good on this DVD. The stereo mix was clean and the full frame image was clear and without excessive digital defects. Overall a nice looking disc.

Body of Review: Okay, I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, or a porn movie by its title, but with a name like "Weapons of Ass Destruction" how could it be all bad? The film has its moments, expecailly if you are into anal movies. This is a hard core movie though, and wouldn't be a good choice for sharing with that special female friend unless she's into ass-to-mouth shots and gapping assholes. I liked the movie for the most part, though it was a little bit too hard for my tastes in a couple of scenes. My main complaint is that this three hour "director's cut" is just too long. The five scenes would all be better and more erotic it they were just trimmed a little.

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Scene 1: Teagan Presley
Teagan is a great actress and she really gets down and dirty in this nasty scene. It starts up with Teagan tied, standing up against a door. Her wrists and ankles are bound, and she has a ball gag in her mouth. A guy approaches her and starts to spank her lightly with a riding crop before he goes down and eats her. After getting lubed up, Teagan has a butt plug shoved up her, which she is eventually forced to suck fresh out of her ass. She gets untied, and then the real sex starts, and the hard anal play begins. She sucks on the guy long and deep, and he puts the plug back in while she does. Moving to a couch, Teagan gets fucked in her pussy with the plug still in, then sucks on the plug as the stud moves to her ass. After some ass fucking, she get a pair of anal beads the size of ping pong balls rammed into her butt, too. Teagan takes all of this anal pounding like a champ, moaning through the whole thing. This is a very hard core scene and Teagan did a great job, really getting into all of it. I have to admit that I don't really get off on gapping assholes and large insertions, so some of this didn't do much for me, hence the rating. If that's the type of action you like, feel free to add another star to this scene.

Scene 2: Tiffany Mynx
After strutting around in a tight costume for three full minutes (!) Tiffany pulls a train of four guys. This was a fairly standard gang bang scene, with the studs fucking Tiffany on a couch, on the stairs, and on the floor. All five men made sure that they got to visit all of her holes. There was some nice DP action, and the scene ends with all the guys filling Tiffany's mouth with cum, which she gargles with and then swallows. I thought this section went on for a bit too long. Some editing would have made it more exciting. As it was, I thought that each part of the scene (the oral, the vaginal, the anal...) went on for too long.

Scene 3: Jayna Oso and Roxy Jezel
I thought this was the hottest scene in the movie. Roxy has a gorgeous British accent and I loved it when she was talking dirty. The scene starts with Roxy walking Jayna in on a leash. She tell the stud of the scene that Jayna's been naughty, and the pair of them start punishing her. They fill her with fingers and dildos, most of which Roxy licks clean. A pair of large anal beads are used on Jayna, and each of the girls takes one in her mouth after they are removed and then they kiss. The two girls both get fucked pretty well, and there is a good amount of girl-girl action with a lot of kissing. Jayna was pretty hot, and really seemed to enjoy being punished at the start of the scene. A good scene.

Scene 4: Rose
They waste no time getting to the action in this scene. As the camera man enters Rose's kitchen, he finds her with four guys, who've already started in on her. Rose has large gravity defying tits, and the men take turns sucking on them before she kneels down and starts scarfing cock. These four guys put Rose through the moves as they fuck every hole she has. She gets DPed and seems to like it, before the guys cover her face in cum. A good scene, but a little long.

Scene 5: Charmane Star
Charmane comes home and finds her male friend waiting for her upstairs. He quickly peels off her clothes, and they get down to it. After some lite oral action, the pair start to fuck in every position, with him spending most of his time in her ass. There is some mouth to ass, and he ends up cumming all over her face and completely covers one eye. Charmane is cute, and I like her high pitched voice, but her moans sounded mechanical and repetitive. Not a bad scene, but not a great one either.

Concluding Words: More does not nessesarily mean better, as this movie proves. The DVD would have been better with hotter scenes if it had been edited a little more tightly. Some of the scenes were exciting, but they just went on for too long. Still worth checking out since DVD players have remotes, and it is easy to fast forward when you want to move on to the next position. Recommended.

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