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Nasty Nymphos 28

Studio: Anabolic » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 8/12/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Christopher Alexander

Cast: April, Kelsey Heart, Chocolate, Shawna Valentino, Jane Lixx, Adrianna, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Erik Everhard, Jon Dough, Nacho, Lexington Steele, Mickey G.

Length: 2 Hours 19 Mins

Production Date: Feb 15, 2000

Extras: Cum Shot Recap, Photo Gallery, Trailers, Background Music On/Off

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. Considering the feature is from the turn of the century, the quality could be a little better. There is a distinct grain in the picture. There are a few instances when we witness the camera being focused. Other than that it was fairly decent. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo. The sound quality was decent. Sometimes the spoken dialogue was difficult to hear. Sound during the action usually could be heard easily. Background music is present in the feature, but you can turn it off. Very cool.

Body of Review: Back in the 90s Anabolic released a series called Nasty Nymphos. Each installment in this series features six scenes with all kinds of action that varies from straight, anal, double penetration, and so on. Currently Anabolic has been bringing the entire series to DVD. Anyways here's the scene by scene for #28.

Scene 1: April, Jon Dough, Lexington Steele
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Cum Swallowing
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
April is a really attractive girl. She's a girl that I've always enjoyed seeing in action, simply because she performs very well onscreen. The fun in this scene begins with April giving a rather hot blow job. She sucks off Jon and Lex in turn. The sex has a lot of high paced action, with April looking fairly good throughout. I enjoyed seeing her get double stuffed. There was plenty of solid action in this scene to make any grown man (or woman) excited.

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Scene 2: Kelsey Heart, Mark Davis, Erik Everhard
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
This scene opens a little scary, as most viewers aren't going to like the view. We have Mark and Erik, both naked as a jay bird stroking their cocks. Soon Kelsey enters the screen. Kelsey is a relatively attractive bleached blonde. In the dialogue, Mark and Erik try to convince Kelsey to try anal, double penetration, and double vaginal. She green lights anal and DP, but says no to DV. The action opens with a blow job and some pussy eating. Nothing too exciting. The sex doesn't bring a lot much more excitement. This is due to Kelsey having too many firsts. She really doesn't seem to look like she's enjoying the anal or DP action. In addition, her ass is really bruised, which was a major turn off.

Scene 3: Chocolate, Nacho, Jon Dough
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Chocolate is an attractive dark Ebony girl. She's got a great body. She shocks everyone during her dialogue when she says she doesn't like being eaten out. She thinks it's nasty. The action opens with a blow job. Chocolate doesn't seem to get too involved in the blow job. It's definitely not one of her better skills. The sex felt a bit too much of in and out, far too mechanical to really enjoy. While Chocolate is attractive, she just didn't produce very much excitement in her scene.

Scene 4: Shawna Valentino, Vince Vouyer
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Scissors, Pile Driver
Condoms: No
Shawna is an attractive 20 year old girl, with a sexy appeal. She's an exotic dancer from Arizona. The opening dialogue is actually entertaining. They make some jokes about pickup lines in strip clubs. The action opens with oral sex. The pussy eaten wasn't really impressive, because Shawna's body isn't smoking hot. The blow job is a little more exciting, but Shawna uses her hand way too much and her mouth not enough. The sex doesn't get much better. It feels a little too amateur. I was also a bit turned off by Shawna, because she just didn't look like she was enjoying herself. Usually when a girl cringes during the anal bit, it doesn't indicate pleasure.

Scene 5: Jane Lixx, Jon Dough, Mickey G.
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Scissors, Pile Driver
Condoms: No
Jane really looks like Vivid contract girl Raylene, just with smaller boobs. She's an attractive girl. Towards the end of the dialogue, the scene cuts somewhat abruptly and Jane is sucking off Jon while Mickey eats her out. The blow job is very thorough, with Jane conducting it very well. The sex presents some fairly exciting action. Jane's body isn't really hot and because of that, seeing her get worked just didn't really do it for me. However, the action was very solid, with a great opening blow job, which was unfortunately too short. I was also disappointed that the scene started in action and didn't work up to it with a tease.

Scene 6: Adrianna, Vince Vouyer, Mark Davis
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Adrianna is an attractive girl at the right angle. In some views she doesn't look great, but others, attractive. Like the previous scene, this one cuts right into action after the dialogue. It was disappointing to not have the scene gradually lead into it. The oral sex isn't detailed very well, but Adrianna executes very well. The sex in this scene is really hot. I loved seeing Adrianna get pounded, double stuffed, and double plugged. The action had the right amount of energy. If only it had opened a little better.

Concluding Words: Similar to my impressions of previous titles in this series, I wasn't really that impressed. For the most part, the girls weren't smoking hot and their performances were pretty uneventful. Sure there were a few scenes that I enjoyed, but there were elements that just didn't do it for me. For instance, the last two scenes jumped from dialogue to sex, skipping the vital opening teasing foreplay. In comparison to previous titles in the series, this one was a little better. For that reason, it might make for a worthy rental, but really it's not much better. This title is close to a rent it recommendation, but not close enough. You'd better skip this title.

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