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Seymore Butts' The British Are Coming

Studio: Seymore Butts » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/17/04

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Seymore Butts' The British Are Coming!

Seymore Butts Home Movies/Pure Play Media

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast: Reina Leone, Herschel Savage, Mari Possa, Lee, Rebecca, Flower, Seymore Butts

Length: 91.5 minutes

Date of Production: 5/24/2004 (box), 5/5/2004 (credits)

Extra's: The extras started off with a Behind the Scenes look at the female cast lasting a bit over nine minutes long. From dancing on stage to getting their makeup done, the gals gave some interview material in order to round out the feature. There was also a biography of Mari Possa, some trailers, a photogallery and spam.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, the long time industry standard in porn. While the camera movement and angles were still hit or miss, the lighting this time was far better than Seymore's average back then and I, for one, appreciated it. The fleshtones were accurate and the grain minimal in all but a couple of scenes but it wasn't as good as Seymore's capable of. The audio was kind of varied with minimal separation and limited dynamic range but the fun factor that Seymore is known for shined through in most of the scenes.

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Body of Review: One of the true icons of gonzo porn and anal sex in the porn industry most certainly has to be Seymore Butts. Over the last decade or so, the guy turned choppy, poorly lit hardcore porn into something of a cottage industry, with many newer companies basing their entire livelihood on similar, if more cleanly produced, themes. Rather than have a plot and acting, Seymore tries to capture some of the spontaneity that is often missing in modern porn, with a decent success rate on average. His latest release is Seymore Butts' The British Are Coming!, which was in large part a travelogue of his journey to England for a porn convention. If you're a glossy-eyed fan of Seymore's, you'll certainly have to buy this one and even those less familiar with his work may derive a measure of pleasure for the movie. If you're looking for something containing anal sex and a somewhat different perspective, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Reina, a brunette gal with a slightly exotic look, started the show rolling by going down on Herschel while the two were situated on a couch. Unlike most scenes these days where the oral takes a couple of minutes before the couple start boning, this one lasted as long as a full scene by itself. Yeah, they got down to screwing with the usual PTM/ATM action, but the oral was the best part of the scene for me. Her yelling during the anal wasn't very convincing but some of you enjoy it so take it as you see fit. It ended with a titty fuck and pop shot. For the most part, it was okay but not the best I've seen from a Seymore Butts' movie.

Scene Two: Mari, a brunette tushy gal for some time, was already on a bed getting sodomized by Lee when this scene started. Seymore walked in on them and they didn't seem to care as they kept boning. The camera work here was really weak as it consisted of the extreme close ups and cramped style used in small hotel room scenes. Seymore thankfully added some light part way through so it stopped looking quite so yellow in color but even then it wasn't his best work. She blew him to finish it off but the partial scene was weak.

Scene Three: Mari and Rebecca, a hot blonde gal that was a Penthouse centerfold in 2003, snuck in and went at one another in bed, waking Seymore in the process. It was early in the morning and they ate one another out as well as used toys to get off on. Seymore didn't join them but the scene was pretty solid for lesbian action, even with the limited point of view angle used to capture it for all posterity.

Scene Four: Flower, another regular in Seymore's movies of late, and Mari, snuck up on him as he laid in bed in order to give him a birthday surprise. The stress of the last few years showed on his face as his gray hairs stood on edge when they surprised him. Mari sat on his face as the gals blew him with some rimjob action, rubbing his asshole along the way. The gals then took turns riding his penis in their pussies and asses before he shot a moderate load onto Flower's face.

Summary: I liked the cast and the fun enough to rate this release as a Rent It but much of the movie was non-sex in nature and fans tend to prefer that as something best left for an extra, not the feature itself. In terms of fuck for the buck, Seymore is known for providing some solid content but there was nowhere near the advertised two hours of content, even if you include the bonus footage (which is not an accepted practice in terms of consumer value). It was fun to watch but limited in value unless on sale.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of recent porn performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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