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Fuck Doll Sandwich

Studio: Mayhem » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 8/23/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Straight/DP

Director: Rocco Rotelli

Cast: Lady Zoom, Pessyca, Ellen Saint, Melisa, Nicki Hunter, Pascal Saint James, Anthony Hardwood, George Reno, Neeo, Ashley, Ray Dream, Ron, Thomas Black, P. Lassiter

Length: 2hr 18 min

Production Date: Mayhem, 2004

Extras: -=Scene Selection With Act Access=- -=Trailers=- -=Gallery=- -=Pop Shot Access=- -=Spam=- -=Web Info=-

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is in 2.0 as expected. There is no music during the acts and so the voices and noises of the actors could be heard easily--although there is very little dialogue. The Video of the film is Full Frame Color. It is about on par with what one would look for in a typical adult film. Most scenes are very clean and the image was good. A few have some overlighting and so there is some brightness. But overall it is pretty standard.

Body of Review: Just in case the typical one DP per flick just wasn't enough to rock your perverse, little world, Mayhem pictures has put together a worthy little disc of 5 luscious and eager women willing--hell, expecting--to get double stuffed. So if delivering meat through both doors is your thing, there may be something here for you.

Scene 1: Lady Zoom, George Reno and Meeo
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggy
Condoms: No
Lady Zoom patiently anticipates two throbbing cocks by keeping her pussy occupied with a dildo. Finally, when the two men do arrive, Lady Zoom sets to please them orally. She doesn't hold back. As one guy eats her out on the floor, she continues sucking off the other dude. Even with her mouth full, Lady Zoom whines and moans a great deal. So when it's time for her to get plugged and pounded the sound intensifies. And the set seems to be a very small room so the noises echo. She gives up some anal loving that must be slipped into slowly. And you would think by some of her expressions that she's not enjoying herself. But she manages to grin and bear it, keeping her mind instead on the cock before her. The anal goes on for a bit too long, and then the guy stops only to let the other guy have a go. The action moves slowly, but remains hot, mostly due to watching Lady Zoom's cute face. When one guy isn't working it, the other is usually lying around. And Lady Zoom pretty much moves as they direct her. Strong, but with mucho repitition.

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Scene 2: Ellen Saint, Ron and Thomas
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial
Positions: Spoon, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Ellen Saint (pictured on boxcover), a very cute blonde loses her top before two beefy dudes into her bed. With little grace and tender loving, they take off her her clothes and begin munching her various parts of womanhood. The oral here is average at best. Ellen Saint looks amazing satisfying the guys (despite her heavy make-up and pink, hoop earrings), but again, there's little variation. And the camera tends to shoot from the same angles. The guys switch-hit her pink with nice, slow rhythms. They fuck clean and the guys have no problems sticking it in her ass when the time comes.

Scene 3: Melisa, George Reno and J. Lassiter
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial
Positions: Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Spoon
Condoms: No
A leggy blonde in a pink nightie invites two suited men into her room. This girl has a very cute, pure face. Innocent looking and young, but something about her makes her look older. Perhaps the way her hair is cut or what she is wearing adds a few years. Regardless she is sexy and actually enjoys stuffing cock down her throat, holding her face against the dude's belly. A DP eventually follows the banging, and although not light, it's not too remarkable. At least until she takes two stiff ones in her stretched butthole. The action and pacing in this scene is much better than the ones before, and there is a good deal of variation--including some gaping and unexpected rimming and F to M ass-fingering. Both guys unleash healthy servings to her face at the end.

Scene 4: Nicki Hunter, Pascal and Anthony Hardwood
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
For some reason this scene opens with an interview with Nicki Hunter in which she talks about the dp she's going to do. Nicki is not a bad looking lady. The lighting in this scene is too high, so there is some bleaching which washes Nicki away. Nicki has big, fake breasts and a matching big pussy. She taunts and talks to the camera in corny phrases, but once the guys come in she shuts up and gets to work. Nicki may not be my fave, but I give her big credit for performing some hardcore, wet oral. The guys pound at her mouth until she's covered in her own spit. The action is equally messy and there's some good gapes here. Nicki has too much of that stripper image for me to get into her, but the scene stayed pretty heated.

Scene 5: Jessyca, Ashley and Ray Dream
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial
Positions: Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy
Condoms: No
The final scene on the disc takes on a cheapy, amateur look. Set outside in the woods on a bench, two guys undress a a decent looking, older woman. They fondle her real, massive mammaries while she tugs at one dude's trouser snake. After nearly 10 minutes of mediocre oral the party begins. While Jessyca is a sexy lady, the park bench may not be the place for her to fuck. She's got very long legs so at times she looks a bit awkward. One guy takes his time with her and then the other dude walks back on screen for a threesome triangle. They bang her in the usual holes and move into a dp. This one is much more exciting because it is interrupted by other acts and doesn't grow stale. Both guys finish on her face and round out another decent scene.

Concluding Words: It's most frustrating, damned thing when something good is ruined by just a smidgen of the bad. That's kinda how I felt in watching this disc. So much is positive about the disc; there's an assortment of lovely ladies, clean, hard action, DP galore and more. But where the flick fails is in the monotony of the scenes (and a total disrespect toward extras). It's almost as though the disc is looping. Acts tended to go on entirely too long, killing some good performances. Despite this, I think much of the action is worth looking at. Particularly Lady Zoom--who could be great one day--after a handful of titles and a name change. This one may have disappointed this reviewer because of its lagging moments, but it managed to keep me excited and into it. Recommended


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