This feature has a very large cast, with the majority as non-sex participants. Good luck telling who's who. Anton Michael, Aurora Snow, Beige Moi, Cameron Cruise, Chelsea Bleu, Don Juan De Marco, Eric Masterson, Faith Adams, Felicity Jones, Helios Blackwood, Henry Miller, Hugo Ferrary, Jade, Jesus Moon Rocket, Karina Klimaxx, Ken-Masters, Keyla Gatti, Milla Moore, Rubi Redd, Sugarman, Twilight Easterwood, Tyler Durden, Venus, Vitor Cowboy, Wendy Divine, Zerzura
1 Hour 21 Mins
The video is presented in full frame color. The quality is fairly good, with only a slight grain in the picture. However, the picture tends to be a bit too dark, making it really hard to see the action. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo. Well, in truth it's not really much of stereo. The background music comes out of the left channel and the dialogue and action come from the right channel. Overall, it isn't terribly impressive. The background music tends to interfere with the action, but since the action isn't that exciting to begin with, I guess it really doesn't matter.
Body of Review:
What happens with The Lord of the Rings meets porno? Well, the goblins and fairy folk have lots of sex with witches. Of course, this title has absolutely nothing to do with the hobbit folks, but they say middle earth in the narration. So just how do goblins and fairies tie into porn? Well, it's like this. They're sex goblins and sex fairies... feeling like a porno yet? Anyways, a lot of these goblins and fairies have returned, making some men and women a little sex crazed. If you enjoy the feature side of porn, you may want to see what's to come. Here's the scene by scene.
This girl is attractive and plays Sarah the witch. We find her outside doing some magic and poof, two young studs with pointy ears are there to fuck her. The fun begisn with plenty of action. There isn't very much focus on oral sex, it's mostly the girl getting pound. While there was a lot of energy in this scene, I really didn't enjoy it. The girl seemed to be screaming far too much, which just left the action feeling dry and my ear hurting.
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Fairy & Goblin Orgy in the Dark!
This isn't much of a scene. We find a lot of people congregating around a small pound, with girls swimming topless. Everyone takes turns kissing, rubbing, and touching each other. It's also a fairly dark scene and hard to see what's going on. So don't expect to get a hard-on or any kind of excitement from this excuse for a scene.
The Rich Farmer, His Servant, and a Fairy
This scene has two decently attractive girls. One of this is white and the other is black. The action opens with oral sex. It felt a little too weak to really enjoy. The sex is pretty active, but not nearly as energetic as the first scene. In addition, the action seemed to be a little boring. This is because there were two girls in this scene and they didn't work together very much. Not much girl on girl action or assistance during the scene.
The Young Prince and Two Easy Fairy
Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Here we find the prince out for a stroll and to his surprise he's ambushed by two horny fairies. These girls aren't really hot, but they sure know how to fuck. The action opens with a very slow blow job. At first it's really boring, but soon it becomes really hot. I loved seeing these two girls take turns sucking the guy off. The sex is a bit more laid back, not nearly as hot. This entire scene could have been a lot better if the lighting had been even somewhat decent. It's filmed in the dark, so good luck seeing the action!
3 Girl Orgy Plus a Little One on One
This scene opens with three girls having a fairly uneventful girl/girl scene. Eventually two of them take off and the dude is left with one chick. They have oral sex. There's a nice blow job. It's too bad the action is poorly detailed (bad lighting). The sex is short and definitely not that exciting. Another poor scene that seemed to be over before it began.
The Lesbian Princess
Here we have two cuties who have some nice little tight bodies. They open with some of foreplay and quickly move into oral sex. While I found both of these girls to be cute, their short scene just wasn't exciting. In fact it was pretty dull.
Elves? What Happened to the Goblins & Faries?
Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Apparently this couple are elves and not goblins or fairies. Whatever. In this scene we have a decent looking blonde who gets fucked by one guy. The action opens with some timid oral sex. The blow job looks pretty good, but gets cut off really quickly. As for the sex, there just isn't much action. On the plus side, this is the best lit scene of the feature. It's filmed in the day and the action seems to be detailed fairly well.
If you read the scene by scene review or even noticed the (lack of) star ratings for each scene, you may have figured out that I really did not enjoy this title. In general, I don't care much for sex features. I prefer all sex titles, however that still doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good one. However, this was far from good. The action seemed to be a little too timid and while there was a huge cast and a lot of scenes, the actual content was too short. To make matters worse, almost all of the scenes were plagued with bad lighting. In some cases, you really could not see what was happening unless you adjusted the brightness on your TV set. I really don't want to be adjusting my TV while watching a porno. There are supposed to be other things on my mind. Anyways, fans or not of feature sex, this title is really not that exciting. I highly suggest that you skip it.