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Dirrty 2

Studio: Other » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 9/4/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Gonzo/Vignettes

Director: Bridgette Kerkove

Cast: Bridgette Kerkove, Ashley Blue, Nicole Sheridan, Jayna Oso, Maggie Star, Trent Tesaro, Alex Sanders, Dick Nasty, Ben English, Chris Mountain, Mark Ashley, Voodoo

Length: 2:00

Production Date: May 9, 2003

Extras: Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Web, More Adult Fun

The Web and More Adult Fun ads are the usual promo bits, and the Photo Gallery, while still rather boring, is at least mostly full-screen. The behind-the-scenes featurette (18 minutes) isn't bad, with lots of on-set footage and interviews. Some of the girls are acting for the camera, but most seem to be somewhat "real". Curiously, though it says on the package that Dirrty 2was directed by Bridgette Kerkove, there's no footage of her directing, and there's a male voice directing the action in some shots.

Audio/Video: On the whole. the full-screen video is clean and well-lit. The outdoor scene comes off a bit bright, but as long as you can see all the penetration, it's fine. The sound is very good, capturing everything (even when its not the most appealing sounds). There's no music during the sex, so there's no mix concerns.

Body of Review: As seen in my review of Artcore (and any other violent/disturbing pornos I've reviewed) I'm not a big fan of degrading adult movies. So when the box for this flick says "Every filthy sex act you could ever imagine...and worse.", flags went up immediately. It seems like this movie was inspired in some way by Ilsa - She Wolf of the SS, as the girls are all in their best Hitler Youth leather lingerie. Each scene opens with a solo stripper-dance segment, before the real action begins. Let's find out what could be worse than my imagination.

Scene 1: Jayna Oso
Acts Included: Oral (M), Anal Masturbation, Anal, ATM, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Spoons, Reverse Cowgirl, Reverse Piledriver, Piledriver
Condoms: No
A gagging blow job is followed by the line "Your mouth is just a receptacle for my cock." The guy actually said that. I already knew I was in trouble at this point. But as he pulls her by her hair, and forces her to grab her heels behind her back, my disgust factor began to kick in. Things only got worse as Jayna gets abused and used. Jayna, a young Hawaiian girl, is way too good looking to be doing this stuff. Anal fans, this is a scene for you, with some gaping anf plenty of ATM action.

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Scene 2: Ashley Blue
Acts Included: Oral (M), Anal, ATM, Facial
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, Spoons, Piledriver
Condoms: No
When I first saw Ashley, I became an instant fan, due to her innocent looks and fantastic blowjobs. But since then, she's become too disturbing, doing gagging oral that makes me want to vomit. When she's not playing Miss Chokesondick, she offers up her bruised ass exclusively. This scene follows the same progression as the first one, right down to the heel grabbing. This one's shorter though, and the guy isn't quite as annoying.

Scene 3: Maggie Star
Acts Included: Oral (M), Anal, DP
Positions: Threeway, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Take the first two scenes, add a guy and take it outside, and you have Maggie's moment in the sun. Leashed with a dog collar by a guy who looks like he stepped out of a meeting of the Aged Republicans, Maggie's not the most attractive girl, but she's got a quirky cuteness about her. Unfortunately, she's fucking someone's grandpa. This scene features the disc's first vaginal action, as the guys double-up on her, but they quickly go back to the backdoor. Sorry, but watching a grey-haired man cum into a gaping asshole doesn't turn me on.

Scene 4: Nicole Sheridan
Acts Included: Oral (M), Anal Fingering, Anal, Facial
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Cowgirl, Piledriver
Condoms: No
Dee Snider's sister, or perhaps just Dee Snider, decided to get into porn, and we get to watch. Thankfully, she covers her overdone make-up with her badly-crimped hair for most of the scene, so we get to focus on her overinflated tits. This girl is the prototypical porn chick. Watching this scene, I realized, besides old-man sex, I also don't like to see girls put their tongue into the foreskin of an uncircumsized cock. This truly is an educational DVD. Now, if only someone would explain the whole grabbing the heels thing that each and every girl does on this disc. Plus, as Chris Rock would say, "take off that stupid ass hat."

Scene 5: Bridgette Kerkove
Acts Included: Oral (M), Rimming, Anal, DP, Double Anal, ATM, Facial
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
For a 27-year-old, Bridgette's pretty worn-out looking. What's worse is, she was 26 when she made this video. Strapping up her ridiculous rack in a fur bikini, she procedes to take on a pair of studs, starting off with some deep BJs. As she's getting down to work, it's hard to not stare at her man-made mounds, which now feature nipples that point to the sides at 45-degree angles.

The amount of spit that comes out of her mouth in this scene could fill a gallon bottle. It's simply nasty. At one point, I looked away from the screen, and I though I accidently changed the channel, because it sounded like something out of Alien. It wasn't though. It was Bridgette giving a gag-inducing bit of head. Eventually though, the guys get to bang her, and she can keep her saliva in her mouth. Noises are another matter, as she moans like a banshee, especially when she takes a double anal insertion.

Concluding Words: As I expected, this was not my cup of tea. The blowjobs are too over-the-top, with lots of gagging and spit, and there is hardly any vaginal sex. But if you like anal and extreme head, you'll probably enjoy this disc. For the general audience though, this is a renter.

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