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Teens Never Say No! #3

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 9/10/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Young

Director: Jordan Septo

Cast: Layla Rivera, Missy Monroe, Allysin Chaynes, Cole Conners, Ginger Spice, Sindy Lange, Brett Rockman, Dick Delaware, Tyce Bune, Sascha, Rick Masters

Length: 2 Hours 15 Mins

Production Date: Apr 2004

Extras: Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes, Cum Shot Recap

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. The picture quality is fairly good with only a few portions of poor lighting. Detail in the picture looks pretty sharp. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds very clear.

Body of Review: This review covers the third volume in the Teens Never Say series and not surprisingly, it has girls with a young look having sex. Keep in mind, this isn't a true teen title, because some of the stars aren't teens. Still, most of the girls have a young look, which should appeal to those looking for a teen focused series. However, it isn't a really strong title in terms of content. Those really interested in seeing 18 and 19 years girls get into action will probably want to check out something like Red Light District's Just Over Eighteen series. Well, if you're still interested in this title, here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Missy Monroe, Brett Rockman
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Missy is a nasty little girl, with a lovely set of tits and a great body. She also has a fiery sexual passion that makes her wonderful to see in action. Be sure to check out Cum Glazed to see this pretty bleached blonde covered in cum. The scene opens with a short dialogue and Missy's lovely breasts exposed. Next they jump right into the blow job. This was slightly disappointing, because I really would have loved to see this beauty slowly reveal her goods. As for the oral sex, Missy sucks like a pro. She puts a lot of energy into the act, making it look damn hot. The sex in this scene is also very exciting. Watching Missy bounce on Brett's cock was really hot. This lovely little blonde did an excellent job in this scene, making the sex look really heated.

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Scene 2: Sindy Lange, Cole Conners, Sascha
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Sindy is a fairly good looking gal. She has some really small breasts that give her that teenage girl look. Cole isn't very attractive either, but she has a really exotic look that makes her exciting to look at. In this scene, we find Sindy and Sascha on the couch and he's got a surprise for her, Cole. The action opens with Cole and Sascha double teaming her. They feel her boobs, eat her out, and do the standard foreplay stuff. I wasn't very excited by this, which was mainly because Sindy just wasn't that appealing to me. The blow job in this scene doesn't have a lot of excited. Sure the two girls participate, but we see far too much of the backside of their heads to really enjoy what's happening. The sex is pretty active, but it wasn't extremely hot. I did enjoy how the girls were very frisky with each other during the sex. However, it still didn't make it a really great scene.

Scene 3: Allysin Chaynes, Rick Masters
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Allysin Chaynes is best known for her work as Kelly the Coed. She's definitely not a teenager. This adult film star is in her mid twenties, but she has a profound young look. For that reason, she repeatedly stars in teen-oriented adult films. In this scene we find her crying, she lost her dog. Fortunately, Rick found it for her. Can you guess what happens next? The reward, which is believe it or not, is sex! The oral sex in this scene isn't really hot. Allysin is a great cock sucker, but the way that this was filmed just didn't portray it well. The pussy eating was much better, with a few nice close-ups of her once tight pussy. The sex is fairly energetic, with plenty of good action. However, the action could have been a lot better. I really would have enjoyed seeing Allysin do some anal sex. Overall, this wasn't her best scene.

Scene 4: Ginger Spice, Tyce Bune
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Ginger is a very attractive girl. I love her innocent looking face, but her body isn't smoking hot. While it's nice, the flab on her ass and thighs just don't appeal to me. However, some won't mind, because it means she has an ass you can grab. She opens with a little dance for Tyce and soon after, they're getting hot and heavy. The blow job in this scene is really short. I wasn't disappointed by the short runtime, mainly because it wasn't exciting at all. The sex wasn't very exciting for me. There just wasn't enough really hot energy in this scene. I think that Ginger is a really cute girl, but she just doesn't have the right look for porn. Also, for those interested, there are some great shots of her ass jiggling during the cowgirl segment.

Scene 5: Layla Rivera, Dick Delaware
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Oh god this scene is original. We find a Layla sunbathing topless by the pool and a guy cleaning the pool. Once they spot each other, there's a short dialogue that is followed by sex. Before I continue, I must say that I was disappointed with this scene. The reason is that I like my pornography centered on the female. I'm watching it to see the girl get fucked and not the guy enjoy himself. That being said, Dick Delaware (in my opinion) is the most annoying male performer. He repeatedly talks during the scene and it's not like he's talking dirty to the girl. He says stuff like "whoop, there it is" and "that's it, right there". I just find it annoying. However, this scene wasn't nearly as bad as some others I've reviewed, as most of his talking is during the blow job. Anyways, the oral sex in this scene is pretty good. Layla executes the blow job with skill. The sex is also fairly enjoyable, with plenty of high paced sex. Overall, this scene just wasn't a favorite of mine. I enjoyed seeing Layla, she's a cute enough girl, but there are many others I rather see in action.

Concluding Words: I wasn't very satisfied with this title. This was because the content just wasn't very exciting. There was only one scene that I found was really hot, Missy Monroe. The rest were either decent or less than decent. For that reason this title isn't very strong. Another reason that this title did not stand up very well was that the camera work didn't show the action off really well. On another note, I really enjoyed other technical aspects. Both the audio and video seemed to have been done very well. Anyways, due to the lack of replay value (too many decent scenes) this title is really not a great purchase. If you're interested you might want to rent it, but I suggest that you skip it entirely.

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