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Precious Pink Body Business 15

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 9/14/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Vignettes

Director: Patrick Handsome

Cast: Alena, Claudia Rossi, Sharon Bare, Megan D, Liz Honey, Tera, Katy, Janet, Titof, JPX, Bob Terminator, Seb Barrio

Length: 1:40

Production Date: June 6, 2003

Extras: The ever-popular cast list (at least with us DVDTalkers) leads things off, followed by previews of six other Hustler offerings, a slideshow of girls from this DVD (with an annoying overlay), a short, but interesting profile of director Patrick Handsome, a look behind the scenes of the film and the accompanying photo shoots (which is mostly in French), as well as the usual promo fluff. Not a great variety of stuff here.

Audio/Video: This seems like a foreign production, thus a music heavy soundtrack. To me, that's the worst kind. Who doesn't want to hear moaning and slurping? But alas, you get very little of that, and instead its buried under cheesy electronic porn instrumentals. The video is much better, with solid, crisp images, bold color and proper skintones.

Body of Review: "It's all about the pussy." As if you could forget that. But Hustler slaps it on the box anyway, and you quickly find out it's true when it comes to this disc. The theme seems to be video taping, but its a very loose theme it seems.The five scenes, featuring eight girls, are each broken down into their included sexual act on the animated menus, letting you find exactly what you want. What exactly that is, remains to be seen:

Scene 1: Alena, Titof
Acts Included: Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Anal, Masturbation
Positions: 69, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggie, Spoons
Condoms: No
Alena, a harsh, European-looking young lady is playing the part of a dominatrix for Titof, her boytoy, complete with the riding crop. After commanding a muff dive, she delivers some oral treats of her own in a sexy 69.Never letting go of her prop, she leads him to her pussy, and then her ass. The sex isn't that passionate, but not cold either. Alena's got a bit of a crackwhore quality to her, but some guys like that. In the end. he has to finish himself off, which is a definite turn-off and a disappointing end.

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Scene 2: Claudia Rossi, Sharon Babe, JPX
Acts Included: Oral (M), Vaginal, Anal
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
With JPX rolling tape, Claudia and Sharon decide to put on a show on the pool table. A tag team blowjob gets the party started, but soon, he's deep in Claudia, and then taking Sharon from behind. A table-top tapping turns into a gaping round of ass plowing, until he fires a blast across both girls' faces. The girls aren't bad looking, and the sex is hot, especially the combination 69/doggie style anal. A good scene, despite the music and audible direction.

Scene 3: Megan D, Bob Terminator, Seb Barrio
Acts Included: Oral (M, F), Fingering, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Fingercuffs, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
That's a man, baby! I though Alena was harsh looking, but Megan is worse. An abortive BJ ends up with some pussy-munching and fingering that has Megan moaning. Seb gets naked during a cut, and wastes no time in filling her slot with Grade A beef, fucking her silly. Some nice behind-the-balls views get you right into the action, but some wide shots drag you kicking and screaming out. Both doors get knockes down on the way to a climax, which comes after a slightly awkward DP. Momentum is ground to a halt after that as both guys set up to give Megan a facial. If you're able to look past Megan, its a decent scene, but that's asking a bit.

Scene 4: Liz Honey, Seb Barrio
Acts Included: Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Rimming, Anal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Spoons, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Seb's taping cute, young Liz in the bedroom, as she poses for him, but you know it's not long before he's eating her out and she's sucking him off. Some POV shots give the right angle of her oral, but it's shortlived, as he's pumping her pussy within minutes. Even that's a small distraction, as he spends the rest of the scene bungholing her before cumming on her face. A highlight for anal fans, to be sure, with plenty of gaping.

Scene 5: Tera, Katy, Janet, Titof, Seb Barrio
Acts Included: Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Fingering, Toy Play, Anal, DP, Facial
Positions: Doggie, 69, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoons, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Time for the climactic sex party, with all five guests getting down and dirty. Katy and Janet work over Titof on the couch, with Janet playing lead skinflute, while Tera and Seb have the dancefloor to themselves. The oral activities dominate the scene at the beginning, but the action picks up and Janet gets run through with Titof's big banger. As Tera is nearly fisted, the three chicks start hiding some serious salami. It becomes something of a three-ring circus, with fucking going on left and right. Tera's faux-fisting was just a warm-up, as she gets DP'd and her friends share a double dong. This scene had a bit of everything, and was a proper capper to the show.

Concluding Words: Take a selection of average-looking girls, add loud music and a lame theme and you get this mediocre platter of porn. The last scene, a true classic, saved the disc from being tossed, but the aggressive music mix and lack of hot starlets make this a rental at best. Most people will just want to skip it though.

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