Sunset Thomas, Juli Ashton, Vanessa Chase, Nikole Lane, Caressa Savage, Eden, Marilyn Martyn, Rocco Siffredi, Kelly Trump, Channone, Jon Dough, Mark Davis, Zachery Addams, Ron Jeremy, Leonardo Bukatei, Elone Disere, Guy Di Silva
Not much to get excited about here, with the majority of the extras (Other Titles, Internet, Contact) falling into the promotional category. All that's left is the cast list and a slideshow photo gallery with shots that have faded over time.
The quality on this disc is simply fantastic. The video is clear and crisp and the audio is solid, if a little heavy on music. Though the style changes from scene to scene. the overall quality is very good. If only some films made today could look this good.
Body of Review:
If there's anything I love more than old porn, I don't know what it is. Cyberanal graced this planet way back in 1995, and it tells you just how much adult films have changed in the years since. The cast is loaded with big names, as well as the kind of moviemaking effort you just don't see anymore. Of course, it's extremely dated, from the Beavis and Butthead references that kick things off, to the lack of "extreme sex," but there's an innocence about it, starting with Vanessa Chase's bad acting, that is hard to beat. Read on to find out more about this classic.
Kelly Trump (I think...)
Oral (M/F), Vaginal, DP, Facial
Missionary, Fingercuffs, Doggie
Kelly's a simple, put-upon Pennsylvania farmer's wife from the 18th century, but when she's transported to the future, she becomes a crazed ball-drainer. In a heavily edited scene, she takes on two dicks at once, in her mouth and then in a DP that makes up the bulk of the action. The passion is a bit light, but the sex is well-shot and exciting. A couple of well-placed pops put a sweet glaze on her store-bought boobs to wrap things up.
Needing to orgasm in order to enter the CyberNet (what?), Vanessa's computer conjures up a stud to provide her sparks. A lot of focus on the backdoor dominates this scene, with plenty of rimming and ass-plowing, but when Vanessa takes over, the action truly starts. Her sexy blowjob technique is fun to watch, as her curly hair makes her look like the French chick from Better Off Dead. She's very open, in both entrances, and she eventually takes a spray across her face in the finale. A sexy scene from the movie's star.
Marilyn Martin, Ron Jeremy
Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Doggie. Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl
A comedic start with Vanessa gives way to a face grind by Marilyn on a very willing mouth provided by Jeremy. She returns the favor with a wet blowjob and then a piece of her pie. It's partially his style, but he's never really into the sex, though Marilyn is moaning away. Jeremy's constant joking gets annoying, especially when she's acting like she's about to explode.
Vanessa Chase, Nicole Lace, Caressa Savage
Oral (F), Scissors, Toy Play
Vanessa stumbles onto a Greek fantasy this time, where she's treated to a Sapphic threeway with a pair of lovelies. The trio grind pussies and lick labia with gusto, before introducing toys to finish the job. Vanessa's love canal gets a thorough working over as the girls use every tool at their disposal to stretch her to the limit. Like most lesbian scenes though, the lack of a visual ending can be frustrating.
Cheerleader Sunset and Nurse Juli compte to turn on an uptight guy from Baltimore. Together, they could get the Pope hot. A threeway gives the girls plenty of opportunity to show their stuff, which Sunset does well while giving head. A two-on-one BJ raises the heat level quickly, leading into a red-hot combo 69/doggie fuck. The fun's just starting though, as Juli's ass gets explored in-depth, and covered in cream.
Two guys with the most ridiculous hats ever take Vanessa's advice and get to bang Kelly, a hula dancer. Kelly's very into the sex, but her cocksmen don't seem as excited, giving a very work-a-day performance. They do everything together though, never letting Kelly rest for a minute. A fingercuff fuck is followed by a DP pumping that pushes her buttons just the right way.
In the movie's most ridiculous scene, Vanessa is placed in "The Rubber Room", which contains four comatose Russians. Of course, once she arrives, they are ready to go, and the sex starts up quickly, despite the presence of fur hats with horns. Partners are swapped back and forth, but everyone gets off, especially Vanessa, who's in the missle of it all. The way her tits move when she's getting fucked is easily one of the hottest things about her.
Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Anal,
The last scene starts off like a bad student film, and ends up an 80s music video with porn. It's all worth it though to watch Vanessa chow down on a cock. Her pussy and ass get filled over and over, until she gets a crack full of cum. There's not a lot of variety to this sex, but it's hot nonetheless.
Now, if you can explain the story to me, I would appreciate it. I couldn't make heads or tails of this movie. The sex isn't bad, but in context, it had to be one of the hottest flicks available nine years ago. This movie has an all-star line-up, and is definitely worth checking out, if only for the Vanessa Chase scenes.