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Proud To Be A Baby Doll

Studio: Baby Doll Pictures » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 9/15/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Director: Rick Davis

Cast: Amber Simpson, Anthony Hardwood, Britney Madison, Crystal Rae, Dick Delaware, Dick Tracy, Eve Lawrence, Holly Day, John West, Nautica Thorn, Tommy Gunn and Tyce Bune.

Length: 1 hour 55 minutes

Xxxtras: None. Nada. Zip. When you select the "XXXtra's" menu option, it brings you to another submenu. This sub menu has six options. When you click on "Website", it brings you to a [30s] scene that features a black box that repeats the website address. "Contact" features the same box with their snail mail address and email contact info. "Sex Lines" is a [1m 45s] ad for phone sex. The "Special Offer" option brings you the black box again this time showing you another web address. There's another option for you to "Play Movie", while the last is the standard option that return you to the "Main Menu". Nice, huh? On the Main Menu, there's a Slide Show option [51s] and Total Life Enhancement's amusing "Enlarge Your Penis" featurette/ad [3m28s].

Audio/Video: The video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video. The audio was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo.


Holly Day & Tyce Bune
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope.
We join the 18 year old Holly as she starts her second scene in the business with a blowjob on some Tyce. After some brief missionary, she hops on top of him for some cowgirl, treating us to some great shots of her ass jiggling. She gives his dick a quick lubing before hopping back on top, this time for reverse cowgirl. There's some brief doggystyle before Holly takes a shot on her face to end the scene.

This wasn't that bad of a scene. Holly was average and so was the sex. Though her ass DID look great as she was riding, the action was really nothing that spectacular. However, it's not a scene you'll find yourself grabbing the remote to skip.

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Eve Lawrence & John West
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl. 69.
Condoms: Nope.
After the standard introduction, Eve gets down to business by trying to deep throat John. She gives up but continues to suck him until it turns into a 69. After some lengthy reverse cowgirl, Eve bends over for John to hit her from behind. Missionary is the final position followed by Eve taking a shot on her face.

Eve is a cute, eager redhead who, if you slapped a pair of eyeglasses on her, reminded me of a character in the animated movie Heavy Metal. She has a slight tummy [which I didn't mind - I like my girls with some meat on their bones] and store-bought breasts, but she looked real good while she was fucking. This scene's a keeper.


Brittney Madison & Dick Delaware
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl. Scissors.
Condoms: Nope.
Brittney begins this scene by giving Dale a blowjob. A very noisy blowjob. Were Brittney's oral skills the reason it was noisy? No. It was Dale's incessant "ooo yeah baby!" and variations of that. VERY annoying. When she's done giving him a blowjob, she gets on top for reverse cowgirl. Some very BRIEF reverse cowgirl. See, in addition to being annoyingly vocal, Dale's also a "one minute eleven second man". He pulls out, giving her a "creampie" as he goes away to get fluffed [or reload]. After he rejoins Brit, she gets back on top for more reverse cowgirl that quickly turns into reverse anal cowgirl. There's some anal scissors followed by anal doggystyle and more anal scissors. He ends the scene with some brief missionary before giving Brittney a shot on her chin.

I wanted to enjoy this scene. I really did. Brittney's a hottie with a great set of natural tits and an insatiable sex drive. However, Dick and his LOUD, annoying rambling throughout the ENTIRE scene kept me from getting into it. The three and a half star rating is solely based on Brittney.


Nautica Thorn & Tommy Gunn
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope.
Nautica is sexy. 

Nautica wearing thigh high boots is fucking HOT. Not only that, but besides being hot, she's got a sense of humor and knows what 2x2 is!

During this scene, Nautica breaks in new stud Tommy Gunn. She starts off by giving him a blowjob and he gives her pussy a quick licking before some lengthy missionary. She gets on top for some sexy reverse cowgirl followed by some VERY sexy doggystyle until she takes a shot on her face.

This was a criminally short scene. I suppose it could be blamed on the lengthy chat Nautica has with Rick, but there's really no excuse. Shame on you, Rick!


Crystal Rae & Dick Tracy
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope.
Crystal starts the scene by giving Dick's dick a sucking that he rewards with a brief licking. There's some Missionary is up next followed by reverse cowgirl. We round out the scene with some Doggystyle until Dick shoots on her face.

Crystal started the downward spiral for this disc. Besides being too thin, I really didn't find her that attractive. Thankfully, it was a short scene. As an aside, while I didn't find her that attractive, i'm wondering why Rick lied to her about her being on the boxcover.


Amber Simpson & Anthony Hardwood
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl. 69.
Condoms: Nope.
Unlike the previous scenes, Anthony begins the action by licking Amber's pussy until she undoes his pants to suck his dick. There's a 69 followed by some missionary and doggystyle. After that, we're treated to reverse cowgirl and yet  more missionary before Amber takes a shot on her face.

And this lackluster scene ends the disc. Amber really isn't my type and, like the previous scene, it was thankfully short. 


Concluding Words: Let me say that Rick did a good job directing. I thought the pre-sex "interviews" were amusing and he didn't clutter the screen with too many gynecological shots. However, I was only feeling half of the ladies on this disc, and one of the male co-stars made the scene he was in hard to tolerate. Based on my individual comments, i'd have to give this one a Rent It.

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