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Star Quality

Studio: VCA » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 9/22/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Feature

Director: Roy Karch

Cast: Roxanne Hall, Dominica Leoni, Mia Smiles, Olivia Saint, Violet Blue, Steve Hatcher, Kurt Lockwood, Marty Romano, Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins

Length: 1 Hour 25 Mins

Production Date: 2003

Extras: Star Bios, Trailers, Photo Gallery

Audio/Video: The video was presented in full frame color. The picture is very sharp, with very little grain. However, the picture suffers from poor lighting. Each of the scenes appear pretty dark, not detailing the action as well as it should have. The audio was presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds pretty good. There's background music, but it does not interfere with viewing pleasure.

Body of Review: Star Quality is a feature that plays off of the popularity of reality shows, by making a sex game show. But the fact is that it's not much of a game show, except the format. There aren't any prizes and the point of the show is to show what it takes to make in the "jizz biz". Roxanne Hall plays the hostess. Before each scene, a pair of porn stars get introduced, with a brief interview of the female participant. Next they draw a card from a bowl to find out what kind of "scene" they're going to do and "randomly" pick a set. The idea behind this feature doesn't add a whole lot, but I suppose it's a fairly decent way to make a porno. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Olivia Saint, Steve Hatcher
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Olivia is an attractive blonde with a nice body. For this scene, she draws the anal card from the bowl, which means she'll be participating in an anal scene. The set they picked, well, I have no idea what it's supposed to be. But it doesn't really matter. Who really looks at the decor? My attention usually is focused on the naked chick. The action opens with some oral sex. Steve eats her out and it's not very hot. The blow job is done fairly well. Olivia executes well, using both of her hands a lot. The sex isn't a lot more exciting. It feels a bit too plain for my tastes. Overall, this was a pretty decent scene.

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Scene 2: Violet Blue, Kurt Lockwood
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Violet is a cute girl, whose most attractive quality is her young appeal. She has a tight pale body with small tits. For this scene, she picks the boy/girl card. Wow, that's really special. The set they get to perform on is a room with pillows. Another big wow. The action opens with Kurt fingering Violet. They move into a blow job, which Violet does a decent job at. The act just wasn't really hot. The sex is done pretty well, but I didn't find it that appealing. There's just something about Violet in this scene that wasn't turning me on. The scene ends with the cum shot on her stomach.

Scene 3: Dominica Leoni, Marty Romano
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Dominica is from the Czech Republic and she came over to the US to do porn. She's a good looking girl, with a nice body. In this scene, Marty, who happens to be Dominica's real life boyfriend, picks the anal card. The set they pick is a weight room. They have sex on a home gym set, but do not play off of the workout sex fantasy. This is disappointing, because girls in workout close are hot. The action begins with some pussy eating. It's nothing too exciting. Next we have a decent blow job. She uses her hand a bit too much for my tastes. The sex is a lot more enjoyable. Dominica and Marty worked pretty well together. But like the other scenes, the sex just seemed too plain. They end with the cum shot on Dominica's back.

Scene 4: Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie
Condoms: No
Mia is an attractive Korean girl. She's really sexy and joins her boyfriend Chris for this scene. They pick the boy/girl scene card. The set they get to have sex in a room that has a single chair in the middle of it. Fascinating. The action opens with a really hot blow job. Mia performs like a champ, making the act look really hot. There's also some pussy eating, which is rather exciting. The sex is also pretty good, but a bit too plain. I found that I enjoyed this scene, more or less, because I really like seeing Mia in action.

Scene 5: Roxanne Hall, Cheyne Collins
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Spoon
Condoms: No
So we've been looking at Roxanne throughout this feature. By now it should be apparent that she's an attractive girl, with a nice body and a great set of legs. For this last scene, she picks the U Choose card, which doesn't mean anything. She goes to the only set left and finds Cheyne naked on the bed. She sucks his cock. The blow job is far too slow for my tastes. The sex feels a lot like the rest of the feature, plain and simple. The pair worked fairly well together, but only producing a decently enjoyable scene. The action ends with the cum shot on her tits.

Concluding Words: I really didn't care for the entire setup that this feature presented. It didn't seem to be done very well. In terms of the content, I wasn't very impressed with the sex. For the most part, each scene seemed too much like the last. In this case, it isn't a very good thing, because it wasn't very exciting. Additionally, the scenes were all pretty short. The bottom line, fans of straightforward and clean sex may want to check this title out as a rental, but everyone else should skip it.

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