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Suze's Centerfolds 1 & 2

Studio: Limelight Productions » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 9/22/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

Centerfolds 1

Scene 1 Robyn And Suzette: Two pretty blondes share a glass of wine then start making out. Soon the clothes come off (save for the heels and the stockings) and it's muff diving time. This goes on for a few minutes until a giant double ended dildo is pulled out that the girls ride together simultaneously until they both come.

Scene 2 The Master And The Maid: A well to do man becomes excited by the scantily clad maid serving him. He begins to masturbate as he sees her legs spread while she dusts the room. She sees him and catches on, and proceeds to give him head. Soon he returns the oral favors then decides to mount her. She rides him, then it's doggy style until he decides to put her on her side, pound away, then pull out and shoot on her.

Scene 3 The Plumber And The Housewife: When a plumber shows up to fix the pipes, he finds the mistress of the house has got her fingers in the fur. As he plunges her sink, she plungers her snatch until he gets the point and plunges his cock into her throat. Soon enough they're pumping away on the counter top until he pulls out and squirts his own special Liquid Plumber all over her hooters.

Scene 4 The Red Room: A cute brunette entertains her man by Go-Go dancing for him. He responds in kind by bending her over and sticking his dong into her. After a bit of this he tosses her onto the floor, eats her for a minute, the she mounts him and rides him until he's ready and she finishes him in her mounth.

Centerfolds 2

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Scene 1 What Kind Of Girls Do You Think We Are?: When a man and a woman want to spice up their love life, she calls over a female friend to partake in their party. A three-way suckfest ensues until he decides that he's just got to tap these girls, and he does just that. He pokes away at them both, going from snatch to snatch while the girls like each other, until he can't take anymore and double team him with their hands and mouths resulting in a big gooey mess.

Scene 2 Game Time: A game of Backgammon becomes uninteresting and so the players, a cute blonde girl and a guy with big hair, decide to get it on instead. It all starts with a little sucky time, then she mounts him and rides him like a cowgirl. He flops her onto the bearskin rug and hits her missionary style a wee bit, then wraps her legs around his head for a feast. He flips her over for doggy style time, then pulls out and squeezes on off on her pleasant looking rump.

Scene 3 Jacuzzi Jets: A young couple start going at it in a Jacuzzi tub. Oral leads to missionary style sex in the water, then they get out of the tub and he goes at her from behind. Soon, it's off to the air mattress where she hopes on board his cock express, rides him until she comes, and then they finish things up with a mutually satisfying sixty-nine.

Scene 4 Blonde In Blonde: A blonde girl and her blonde masseuse are laying in bed playfully massaging each other in the nude. The unnamed narrator lets us know that she was just too horny not to get a revenge fuck on her boyfriend with her new friend. They start with oral, then he goes into her from a few different angles. She goes back to suck him off some more, seeming to really enjoy her work, then he humps away at her, then sticks it in her ass. She finishes him off with some more eager suck work and he goops on her face.



The 1.33.1 fullframe image doesn't look too bad at all. These were both shot on film so there's a nice high level of detail present in the picture and print damage is kept to a minimal (just some odd specks and dirt on the prints here and there, nothing serious like cracks or scratches). Some of the color is a little bit faded but it's nothing serious as it is really slight. Flesh tones look natural and thankfully there's a noticeable lack of edge enhancement or compression artifacts.


The English Dolby Digital Mono soundtrack is a tad flat but no more so than any other adult films of the era sound through a home theater system. Dialogue is clear and easy to understand and while there is some minor hiss in a couple of spots throughout it isn't overly distracting and doesn't take away from the on screen action enough to complain too loudly about it.


Pure Play has supplied trailers for Addicted To Sex, Too Naughty To Say No, Dark Side, and Undressed And Oversexed (Suze Randall films, all!) as well as a web link.

Final Thoughts:

Suze Randall's Centerfolds 1 & 2 is a great compilation of classic era loops shot with a careful and artistic photographer's eye. The audio and video isn't perfect but for vintage porn it's not bad and this DVD is recommended for fans of erotica from this era.

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