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Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 10/2/04



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

GENRE:
Vignettes
DIRECTOR:
Kovi
LENGTH:
1:35
CAST: Christina Bella, Simony, Susan Pearl, Maya Gold, Michelle Wild, Judy White, Nikky Blond, Renato, Sylvi, Cindy Lord, Mick Blue, Kevin, Demy Blue and James Brossman
PRODUCTION DATE: March 22, 2004

The Main Event
Director Kovi certainly knows how to make pretty porn. He is as much an artist as any adult filmmaker. This one, which in a way takes itself a little too seriously, looks at women throughout time. Naked women throughout time. It's slick, stylish and sexy. Let's see what Kovi's got for us:

On a round bed, surrounded by a canopy, in the middle of the ocean (huh?), Simony finds Mick Blue and finds they have a lot in common and want to fuck. It's always nice when people make new friends. A hot round of 69 gets things going, showing off Simony's oral talents, before a smooth transition to a reverse cowgirl ride starts the action in earnest. Blue hits both ports of call in this one. A disappointing pop shot put a bit of a damper on things, along with a lack of creativity with the sex, but overall, it's pretty good.

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[Simony, Mick Blue | Oral (F/M), Vagina, Anal, Facial | 69, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, Spoons | Condoms: No | ]

Change the setting to a bed in the middle of a candle-filled body of water and add a girl, and we've got this scene. With two girls to please, Brossman had no time to waste, and he jumped right into the fray, banging away at Sylvi from behind, with some lubing help from Judy's mouth. An oral daisy chain is a nice diversion in the midst of the fucking, before Brossman stacks the girls and plays "Upstairs, Downstairs" with them. Oh, did I mention the girl whose hands are on fire?
[Judy White, Sylvi, James Brossman | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Masturbation, Anal, Facial | Doggie, Spoons, Daisy Chain, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

When two "flappers"'s car breaks down, a repairman is their only hope, but these horny girls can't keep their hands off him. Did I say him? I meant her. Susan is the drag king, seducing Michelle and Maya all over the hood of the car. Using a strap-on, the somewhat unattractive Susan fucks her co-stars awkwardly. Big-titted Michelle is the real reason to check this one out, but why she wasn't naked while getting the shaft is a mystery. Watching her milk bags bounce is the best part of watching her. Another anti-climactic lez scene.
[Michelle Wild, Maya Gold, Susan Pearl | Oral (F), Toy play, Masturbation, Fingering | Doggie | Condoms: N/A | ]

The story of the garden of Eden is told again, only with vaginal penetration. Some bad acting starts things, as Adam and Eve explore the original sins. Not surprisingly, they figure out the whole cock-in-vagina thing pretty quickly. Bet you didn't know that the mother of mankind was a moaner. Like the animals in the garden, these two like doggie-style as well, knocking around Eve's tits like they're in an earthquake. She also takes it in the keister. In the end, he spills his seed into her mouth. Better than an apple I suppose.
[Nikki Blond, Renato | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Anal | Missionary, Doggie, Standing Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

Finally, the climactic scene that's teased throughout the movie. A milkmaid orgy starts off ridiculously enough, with the bottomless farmgirls kneading bread in a through. When three farmhands show up though, the girls take their places on the guys' faces, before treating themselves to some sausage. From there on, it's every man for himself. Some two-on-ones develop, but Christina's hot, grinding ride takes he cake. The way she works her hips and massive mammaries is an image stuck in my head. The scene comes to a boil with a pair of threesomes, including a double penetration of Demy. When the guys coat Christina with buttermilk, making her look like a Bukkake victim, and follow it up with three large facials, it may be the hottest ending I've seen ever.
[Christina Bella, Cindy Lord, Demy Blue, Mick Blue, James Brossman, Kevin | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial | 69, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Side Entry, Missionary, Spoons | Condoms: No | ]

Audio/Video

Kovi's films have a definite look to them, and the visuals are carefully managed. The scenes go dark or soft at times. It's hard sometimes to tell what's happening thank to the lack of a gyno-cam focus, but the movie looks great most of the time, thanks to a high encoding rate. As far as the audio goes, there's no dialogue from the porn chicks in the movie, and the music is very heavy, mixed in Dolby 2.0. A ridiculous and annoying voiceover is heard clearly between scenes.

Extras

A behind-the-scenes featurette (checking in at under four minutes) gives a very slick, produced look at the making of the film. As it's a Euro production, the interviews are kept to a minimum, as no one speaks English. Quick and cute, it's a very superficial BTS. A bonus scene featuring Mandy Bright follows, from Kovi's Sex Ambassador. The intro is nearly longer than the scene itself, which is a hot two-girl, one-guy threesome, that runs nearly 24 minutes. Besides the usual gallery, the rest of the extras are promos for the company.

Concluding Words

Kovi's camera is very active, so you don't get a 15-minute shot of penetration. So in the end, you get a movie that's sexier than your usual gynecological exam on video. That may not be your cup of tea, but I could see a porn-friendly couple enjoying this movie. This movie is simply hot, well-shot sex.


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