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I Love 'Em Natural

Studio: Acid Rain » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/2/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

I Love 'Em Natural

Acid Rain

Genre: Gonzo, All Natural Women

Director: Paolo Banana

Cast: Katja Kassin, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, Katsumi, Lee Stone, Jasmine Lynn, Corina Taylor, Benjamin Brat, Tiffany Tease, Mr. Pete, Dana Vespoli, Ben English

Length: 122 minutes

Date of Production: 11/22/2003, 11/23/2003 (box), 12/22/2003 (credits)

Extra's: I was really impressed to see a lengthy Behind the Scenes feature here that lasted nearly 49 minutes. All too often, a company will short-change the viewer and give them very little such footage and it's refreshing to see a lot of value added material such as this, especially since it had a lot of sex along with the usual interviews and because each gal had a chance to shine. There was also a photogallery and some trailers but the BTS feature was the best extra on the DVD and made the value of the release higher.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that most porn is shot in these days. The colors seemed a bit saturated and the lighting wasn't always right but I think my biggest problem was with some of the camera angles being limited. If you can't see the action, it doesn't impress me much with shadows contributing to the problem. Thankfully, the problems weren't consistent and most of the issues could've been fixed with better editing. The audio was presented in stereo English but there really wasn't a lot of separation between the channels and much of the time, the microphone was placed so closely as to cause distortion on the vocals. I tried changing my settings but it didn't help so those of you with decent home theatre set ups might want to lower the volume a bit.

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Body of Review: Earlier this year, I had the chance to see a new company's first release, Paulo Banana's Give Me Gape on the Acid Rain label. I thought it had some good times and recommended it for the various strengths it displayed. The next offering by the director for Acid Rain is I Love 'Em Natural, a series of 6 scenes that offered the kind of gonzo action many porn fans are looking for. With such notables as Katja Kassin and Dana Vespoli, I figured there'd be some great action. In large part, I was right and with an advertised list of circus act sex, I figured a lot of guys would be frothing at the bit to look at this one. Here's what I found upon reviewing it:

Scene One: Katja, started out the movie with her perfect ass held high in the air as she teased the camera during some MTV-style editing. The action then moved to her wearing a flimsy blue nightie while licking Manuel as Steve came up behind her in a cool looking living room. They wasted no time with this German hotty that has quickly become a household name in the porn industry due to her ass, thick thighs, nice breasts, smile and neon-red hair. Her energy level was as high as ever too (can she give a bad performance?) and the guys reacted exactly as any straight man would with the exception that they didn't orgasm immediately upon seeing her. The sex with this all-natural cutie was the usual oral, straight, anal, DP but the chemistry and heat were off the scale. Whew!

Scene Two: Katsumi, a lean Asian gal that can be seen on the front DVD cover, took on the massive Lee in the next scene. This is another all-natural gal that knows how to milk a nut and does so with an enthusiasm reserved for only the top performers in porn. She immediately jumps his penis to suck like a vacuum cleaner and this sets him off like a bull in a cow shop when it comes to boning her pussy and ass. She gave as good as she got and fans of ATM will enjoy her licking him clean between positions before the pop shot. I'm not her biggest fan but recognize why so many others are and this was one of the reasons why.

Scene Three: Jasmine, a lean blonde with a decent body took on the tag team of Manuel and Steve next. I'm less familiar with her on screen than the last two gals but she seemed to carry the torch quite well as she sucked and fucked her way to stardom. She seemed to enjoy the action, knew what she was doing, and had some chemistry with the guys even when taking an energetic DP from them so if you'd like to see someone a bit newer, she may fill the bill. Another plus for some of us is that she remained very vocal during the sex which was in keeping with her pumping her hips to their strokes.

Scene Four: Corina, a very lean blonde was the next performer to join the proceedings. I'm not a fan of the waifish look so you'll have to adjust my comments according to how enamored your tastes are in this regard but she liked working with Benjamin enough to rim him between positions. This scene was notable in that no anal took place, a weird bit of trivia considering the box cover advertised "6 girls" and "6 double anal, ATM, D.P., anal and more!" To give the gal credit, she was decent in the energy department, even if not up to the standards set by Katja or Katsumi (not a likely occurrence of course) and her chemistry with Benjamin was solid but it was oral and straight only so adjust your ratings if that's too plain for you.

Scene Five: Tiffany, a gal with large breasts that seemed to be from England, took on Benjamin and Pete in a scene that seemed somewhat abusive. The guys act as though she's their slave and get mad at her attempts at culinary delight so they start boning her and doing all the rest of the laundry list stuff. She took to anal as though it was second nature and the spanking action may appeal to a few of you but overall, the sex seemed mechanical to me. A lack of chemistry and energy is not a good thing in this type of show, making this the worst scene of the DVD.

Scene Six: Dana, the hot looking brunette with the lean body and sultry look that launched a million loads, had her scene with Ben English next. She gave some decent head and took his dick in her pussy quite well but fans will be disappointed that she didn't do anal here either. The false advertising bothered me a little bit but I'm not fixated on anal as some of you are so I didn't take away a lot of points for it. She had fun and while it wasn't her best performance to date, she helped finish up the DVD on a positive note, if not as solidly as it started.

Summary: Okay, there wasn't nearly as much anal sex as advertised, making me think the cover designer never saw the movie or was instructed to disregard it's contents if he had. DAP (double anal penetration) was not a focal point of the movie as the cover suggested and fans of it will feel pissed off. Thankfully, the price you can buy this one at is low and the amount of solid action is plentiful, with various women to appeal to most consumers. There were blondes, brunettes, redheads, short, tall, lean, meaty, pretty and whorish types to pick from so it's not like the usual generic release these days that caters to a micro-niche. I'm going to rate it as Recommended despite my misgivings on the false advertising since several of the scenes were so good but keep in mind that consumers will be less likely to rent or buy your titles if you lie to them (which is silly since there's no need to do so).

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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