Cast: Amber Rain, Mark Davis, Becca Bratt, Jack Spade, Ice Ice Baby, Lee Stone, Joselyn Pink, Benjamin Brat, Haley Paige
Length: 118 minutes
Date of Production: 9/23/2003 to 9/24/2004 (box-a typo to be sure)
Extra's: The extras were fairly minimal this time with a photogallery, a pop shot compilation from the five scenes, and a set of trailers with some spam. The ending credits listed a Behind the Scenes feature but there wasn't one present so I guess something happened to mess it up before the DVD was made (a shame to be sure). The box was one of those that had the full color cardboard jacket but the extras overall were pretty weak by current standards.
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is shot these days. The colors looked solid, there was no grain to speak of, the fleshtones were accurate and I saw scant evidence of any of the other problems plaguing gonzo porn these days. There were a couple issues with the camera angles and the balance of close ups to medium shots but that would be well within the normal parameters of this kind of show and I'm not going to nitpick too much. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 stereo English and was somewhat too low during the interviews but overall seemed okay in terms of the vocals if not the balance between them and the music. Once the gals started panting though, I stopped noticing any problems with the audio so I guess it was okay.
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Body of Review: Metro's FusXion line of gonzo porn seems to have single-handedly revitalized the company's future prospects by providing a lot of what the consumer wants; gonzo, anal, and no-holds-barred boning with attractive, young gals and decent production values. Many of their recent releases have centered on anal action and with a stable of directors such as Skeeter Kerkove, Bridgette Kerkove and Pat Myne, the company has taken some raw talent and let it grow to new heights. Pat, once a staple in front of the camera, now focuses his attentions as a director, providing some solid material like Assassin, The Ass Watcher, Ass Brand New, Ass Slaves, Terrible Teens, Just My Ass Please, and Double Impact, and his latest release is Warning: I Fuck On The First Date! 2. Much like Volume 1, the theme of the show was to provide a group of fairly new gals to entertain the consumer without the usual story or plot; just plain screwing on camera. If this sounds like what you want to see, here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:
Scene One: Amber, the curvy blonde on the front DVD cover, was up first. After a minimal interview with Pat, she showed off her body in all its glory. Fans of baby fat will like her more than anyone else since she still had plenty of it but I had to admit that seeing a lot of hardbodies gets boring after a while so the change of pace was nice. She took on porn stud Mark in a scene that included a fair amount of oral and straight but also a lot of anal sex that tested her limits since he's rather gifted. Fans of ATM will be happy that she tasted her own ass juice a lot here although I'm not too keen on that type of action myself. It ended with a facial that she didn't swallow but her energy level was higher than average here and the scene had some solid replay value.
Scene Two: Becca, a blonde with a leaner body and not quite as appealing face, was the next gal to strut her stuff for Pat. She followed the formulaic procession and teased the camera a bit while disrobing at Pat's bequest, crawling up the stairs to get some of Jack's penis in her mouth. She started off slower than Amber, savoring the taste or just pacing herself, and was soon taking it hot and heavy inside her meaty pussy. There was a lot of PTM (pussy to mouth) action in this scene and it ended with a creampie that she pushed out. The overall impression I got of the scene was that it wasn't bad but I really can't say it was all that great either (she had the basic skills down but the chemistry levels were lacking).
Scene Three: Ice, a very lean brunette with long, flowing hair was the third gal to test her might in the movie. Her best asset was probably her big DSL's (dick sucking lips) but her ass wasn't bad either for a tiny gal (fans of youthful and tiny women will appreciate her a lot too). She claimed to be twenty years old but she looked younger than the rest of the cast as the massive Lee hammered away at her pussy. For the record, her oral skills were the best of the bunch since she savored the taste as though it were the best thing she'd ever had in her mouth. She also did some PTM and took the facial quite well although she didn't swallow it down. Her chemistry level with Lee was decent but the energy level wasn't all that high so it was sort of a filler scene unless you are a huge fan of oral.
Scene Four: Joselyn, a brunette with a lean face and body, was one of the older gals of the show; claiming to be in her twenties. The best way to sum up her look would be to suggest that she looks like a house stripper in a moderately large club (a generic stripper look at that) but on the cute side. Her scene was with Benjamin, a guy with a smaller penis, so that's why I thought she'd be doing anal sex here. I was right and after a longish blow job where she licked his shaft and balls on demand, she got over the straight sex to get to the anal fairly quickly. The energy level was okay here and the chemistry about average but the scene never really grabbed my attention in any major way.
Scene Five: Haley, perhaps the leanest gal in the show, had the kind of youthful look that Pat seems drawn to in his movies. She did the interview while primping her hair on a bench in public and I could see why so many guys like her; she's the embodiment of the super lean porn star that old perverts like myself tend to scream for (I'm more into the curvier gals but she definitely had an appeal to me too). Her scene was with the massive Lee and she proved she had all the moves needed to milk his nuts from every orifice, from the mouth to the pussy to the ass. He seemed happy to tap her tight ass, giving it all he had, after she warmed him up a bit with her other holes. With the majority of the scene focusing on an energetic anal, her fans will be happy to note that she had the largest gape I've ever seen on her in a movie. While not the hottest looking gal to me, she had the best scene of the cast.
Summary: I had mixed feelings about this release since the cast wasn't exactly up to Pat's recent standards in terms of looks or sexual skill but it ended up providing enough entertainment value to get a rating of Rent It from me. There was a solid amount of fuck for the buck offered in the DVD so even with the crappy extras I think many fans will appreciate the movie as being worth watching but several of the scenes seemed lacking to me and that cut into the reason why I watch porn (to get off). On a side note, I saw that Pat's wife, Stormy Daniels (a hot Wicked Pictures contract star) helped out as Production Manager and former performer Shelby Stevens was on hand to do the make up (she did a good job as always) but I think an objective glance at the movie would tell most people that Metro sat on this one so long (it was filmed last year) because they knew it wasn't Pat's best work, however pleasant it may have been. Check it out as well as some of the above listed titles and you'll see what I mean but give this one a look if you like the cast.
Note: You can see recent candid shots of many performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.
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