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Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 10/11/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Anal

Director: Julian

Cast: Gia Jordan, Jamie Brooks, Lena Juliette, Dana Vespoli, Ariana Jollee, John Strong, Claudio Meloni, Mick Blue, Chris Charming, Julian, Anthony Hardwood

Length: 2 Hours 12 Mins

Production Date: Feb 2004

Extras: Photo Shoot, Cum Shot Recap, Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes, Trailers

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. I thought that the quality was not as good as it could have been. There were slight traces of grain, mixed with a few color distortions and a few portions of the feature that really didn't have very good lighting. Overall, the picture just wasn't as clean as I would have liked. However, it still matches up against most other releases. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds very clear. There's no annoying background music to interview with the important "sex effects" in this feature.

Body of Review: Yes, it's as bad as you thought it was. It's the ass of the world. But is it really bad? That's truly the question. In this review, we'll get right down to it and find out how bad analgeddon will be. If you think you might be interested, 5 lovely babes sacrifice themselves and let a few guys ravage them in ways that shames most girls. There's a lot of steamy anal action in this title. I enjoyed it for the most part and I think that if seeing a girl's pooper get filled sets you off, this title should do the trick nicely! Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Ariana Jollee
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Cum Swallowing
Positions: Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Ariana is a very attractive girl who has impressed me time and time again. She has a stunning body, with a nice set of natural tits. Unfortunately, she isn't looking her best in this scene. She's colored her hair jet black from a lovely shade of brown. Still, she's much better looking than a lot of other girls. The scene opens with a brief tease, where Ariana takes advantage of a dildo. In this scene she gets double teamed by John Strong and Mick Blue. The action opens with some fairly intense oral sex. Ariana gets deep throated, gagged, and gives one hell of a performance. If anything, there isn't enough of it. The sex continues with the same heated action. Ariana gets fierce, letting these two guys ravage her holes without a second thought.

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Scene 2: Lena Juliett
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Lena is attractive girl with a very nice tight body, a great ass, and a flat chest. She looks incredibly cute in this scene. The fun begins with a really hot tease. I just loved how she showed off her ass and clit. Lena pairs up with Julian and she gives him a really great blow job. She keep she act fairly slow, but she's so damn thorough it's mind blowing. The sex is also pretty hot. I liked the energy that Julian and Lena had together. It was very convincing and very fun to watch.

Scene 3: Dana Vespoli
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Dana is a very attractive girl. She has a tight body and small boobs. She's about 31 or 32, which is a surprise, because she looks like she's 21. The scene begins with a fairly good tease, where Dana shows off her goods and sticks a dildo in her ass. She gets to play with Anthony Hardwood, who seems intent on keeping the dildo in play. He takes the opportunity to stick it in her ass and uses it randomly throughout the rest of the scene. The opening blow job is fairly enjoyable, but I wasn't too happy with the way it was filmed. There's some fairly decent face fucking that leaves Dana tearing at the eyes. The sex is conducted with a lot of energy. The Anthony seems intent on railing the hell out of Dana. This makes for some really enjoyable sex. I liked how these two connected in the scene, very "romantic".

Scene 4: Jamie Brooks
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Jamie isn't your average blonde girl. She has a few things that most do not. She's English, which means her sexy English accent is very sexy. She also has a fine figure that is complimented with a great big set of tits. Not to mention that she's just a fine piece of ass. Unfortunately, this scene opens with a tease that isn't too exciting. The real fun begins with Jamie sucking off John Strong and Claudio Meloni in turn. The act is done well and I really loved seeing her move from cock to cock. But what's even better is getting to watch Jamie get passed around between these guys during the sex. There's plenty of hot action, which easily elevated this to the best scene of the feature.

Scene 5: Gia Jordan
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Gia is a fairly attractive girl. I'm had some mixed feelings about her looks. In this scene, I'm not too particularly excited with her. She just doesn't appear that sexy. Despite that I didn't find her very appealing in this scene, she sure delivered something hot. She opens with a brief tease, which is mostly Gia sticking a dildo in her ass. I didn't care much for that. Afterwards, Gia gets her face fucked by Chris Charming. The act is done very well, with a perfect mix of face fucking and old fashion cock sucking. The sex brings the same kind of excitement. There was some real magic in this scene that left me loving how Gia was just violated. The pure anal mayhem was both dirty and hot.

Concluding Words: I really enjoyed this title. For the most part, the cast was absolutely gorgeous and very easy on the eyes. The content was simply great. The action came off very hot. I enjoyed them all, but Jamie Brook's threesome scene was the hottest. If you're into anal sex and like seeing babes get filled in ways that most girls cringe at, this title has more than enough ass pounding fun to be considered a favorite. I really enjoyed this title and I think you will too. Check it out! It comes highly recommended.

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