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Assploitations 3

Studio: Mayhem » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 10/11/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Anal

Director: Aurora Snow

Cast: Trinity James, Lucy Thai, Gia Paloma, Sophia, Aurora Snow

Length: 2 Hours 30 Mins

Production Date: 6/1/04

Extras: Trailers, Interviews, Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes, Cum Shot Recap

Audio/Video: There is something seriously wrong with this title and it happens to be the video quality. All of the scenes are filmed out doors, which seems to be the source. The entire feature is plagued with too much natural lighting, which causes some extreme color distortions, leaving skin tones looking like, for lack of better words, shit. There are also issues with glare and shadowing. Overall, I really disappointed with this aspect. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds a lot better than the picture looks. However, that isn't a huge feat, as the quality borderlines decent. There's a very slight hiss in the audio track.

Body of Review: It's becoming more popular for performers to turn to directing. Sexy Aurora Snow has recently begun her directing career and this title is the first I've witnessed from her work. However, I was sorely disappointed with the outcome. While I enjoy seeing Aurora in action, I'm not sure that I care for her directing. In this title, Aurora has four girls that get to have some hole splitting anal sex. Aurora also makes a point to jump into the action, making it a bit more fun. She wraps it up taking on a pair of guys her self. Each scene opens with a little teasing and naked girls jumping on trampolines. Anyways, I really wasn't impressed with this title. However, keep in mind my opinion has become clouded with the awful picture quality. Since it's hard to see what's going on, it's really hard to enjoy what's going on. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Trinity James, Aurora Snow
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Trinity is a decent looking blonde, with a nice firm rack. The scene begins with a tease. Nothing too exciting. Afterwards, Jay Ashley shows up and takes turns sticking his dick and a dildo in her mouth. The act is done with a lot of energy, which is very inviting. The sex that follows continues with the same high paced action. However, they are consistent with using the dildo throughout the action. I really wasn't turned on by the excessive toy usage. When Aurora joined in the scene, I don't think it really added very much to the scene. It pretty much nose dived in my opinion (excessive toy usage) and seeing her join them didn't make it any better.

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Scene 2: Lucy Thai, Aurora Snow
Acts Included: Oral, Anal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Lucy is a fine and sexy babe. She's one of my favorite adult performers, which is mainly due to her great looks, beautiful tits, and her steamy sexual performances. She usually impresses the hell out of me, but not in this scene. Lucy looks pretty cute in this scene, wearing something very similar to her scene in Ass Pounders #2. Anyways, she opens with a tease, which I think could have been filmed a little better. The action opens with Talon getting his hands all over Lucy's sweet body. Soon after, they're having sex. Talon rails the hell out of Lucy and they mix in some oral sex. The action was pretty good, but not Lucy's hottest scene. I really would have preferred a little more time spent on oral sex. Aurora shows up at the end of the scene to help jerk off Talon and doesn't add much to the scene.


Scene 3: Gia Paloma, Aurora Snow
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Double Anal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Gia is a very cute girl. She gets sexier every time I see her. When I first saw her in POV Pervert #2, she was a bit pudgy. Don't get me wrong, even with a little weight she was still pretty sexy, but now, she looks great. She opens with a nice little tease that shows off her goods. Unfortunately, this scene isn't very exciting. It feels like a triathlon. There's just too much energy! The action feels rushed and way too sloppy to enjoy. Gia takes on two guys and seems to be racing between them. I was really disappointed. Aurora shows up towards the end and makes it into for some anal sex.


Scene 4: Sophia, Aurora Snow
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie
Condoms: No
Sophia is not the most attractive girl. She's a bit too homely for my tastes. She does have a nice rack and a tight little body, which does make her body easy on the eyes. She opens with a tease that gives a great view of her tits and pussy. The action begins with a challenging blow job. Sophia has to take a big limp black dick and make it hard. She puts a lot of effort into the act, which she's successful at. However, I really didn't think much of it. The sex is conducted at a fairly good pace. There isn't a lot of diversity. It's pretty much the same stuff over and over. Aurora shows up and joins in for some action. It's light and not exciting.


Scene 5: Aurora Snow
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Well, we've been watching Aurora pop in and out of the last 4 scenes. It's time that she had her own scene. It opens with the same type of teasing action we've seen earlier. It's not that exciting. The action begins with Aurora sucking off two guys. She moves from cock to cock and she shows that she's an expert at the act. The sex is also very exciting. I really enjoyed watching Aurora get double plugged and doubled stuffed. She made it look inviting and exciting. This was by far the best scene of the feature.


Concluding Words: Perhaps I've been a bit too harsh. It's not that I hated this title, but rather, that I was pretty disappointed with the video quality. This is because the title had promise and could have been a fairly good release. However, with as much pornography as there is on the market, there is absolutely no reason a consumer should have to look at something as awful as this, despite how enjoyable the content maybe. I hope in the future, Aurora experiments with artificial and natural lighting before producing another title. Anyways, skip it, because right now it's not really worth looking at.


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